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How will you vote in the 2024 UK General Election?

  • Conservative Party

    Votes: 2 6.9%
  • Green Party

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Labour Party

    Votes: 14 48.3%
  • Liberal Democrats

    Votes: 2 6.9%
  • Other (Wales/Scotland/Northern Ireland)

    Votes: 1 3.4%
  • Other Independents

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Other Parties

    Votes: 2 6.9%
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    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Will Not/Cannot Vote

    Votes: 8 27.6%

  • Total voters
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Plus the Government seems to be terrified of offending anybody. If I were them I'd be more concerned about not continuously screwing the public over.
 
So this is what classes as front page material in 2014:

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The hell?
 
On the plus side, it makes a change from the 'PUTIN IS BAD, WEST MAKE THREAT TO RUSSIA' that they seem to have been pushing since MH17. That said, it is quite a bit more important than a 'devil child', even if it is likely rather exaggerated.

Looks more like a crosshair to me anyway, considering the vertical line is dead centre. Maybe he's been on Call of Duty? :lol:
 
I've heard more about crosshair logos being used by neo-Nazis than Satanists. :odd:
 
So this is what classes as front page material in 2014:

The hell?

I went to find the story (somehow today's Sun was accidentally never, ever ordered). The Huff aggreports a "backlash" from the responsible public, and MPs.

I have to say I was astonished to see the boy's face pictured, that seems to be a good way to give a 4-year-old psychological problems.

The Guardian are carrying a bit more detail about how the Sun came to run the story, including a quote from those funny, punny, show-us-them-honey Sunsters;

The Sun
A spokesman for the Sun said: "This was a story provided by the parents, who had already publicised the pictures and story on Facebook. We sought to treat it in a lighthearted fashion, highlighting the apparently fanciful link to the occult.

"We are conscious of the code and guidance around paying parents. We did not encourage the parents to embellish or expand the story; it came to us, and had already been the subject of discussion (raised by the parents) on social media.

So the Sun's front page is recycled from Facebook. A definitive improvement in their sources after the Levinson Inquiry.

The Sun
"It's also worth noting that no concerns were expressed about the child's welfare. An unusual mark appears, the mother gets it checked out by a doctor who confirms there is no medical reason why it should be there, and discharges her. Social workers are not involved."

They omit the part where a national "news"paper reprints the photos with the headline MARK OF DEVIL!!!, which seemed an important bit of the story to me.

Britain, 2014. Brilliant, isn't it?


EDIT: Has he just fallen asleep on a piece of a toy gun, or some kind of board-game counter? It so obviously looks like that to me... or maybe even been wearing some kind of kids-toy-necklace thing made of cheapy nasty-inium?
 
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I thought we'd left the witch trials back in the 18th Century where they "belong".
 
Has he just fallen asleep on a piece of a toy gun, or some kind of board-game counter? It so obviously looks like that to me... or maybe even been wearing some kind of kids-toy-necklace thing made of cheapy nasty-inium?

This was my immediate thought on the matter.

Christ, I'd never have heard about this if I hadn't stumbled into this thread. The Sun is not on my list of read newspapers, surprisingly enough.
 
In the South Wales Evening Post recently the front page news was about some barbecue being ruined because someone brought mouldy bread rolls....no really, that made the front page!
 
@Dennisch - Pfft, I know a bunch of folks that can get 20 caravans parked for nothing, wherever you want, they even do special offers on a bank holiday ;)

@MUSC4EVER - Aww I miss the SWEP being delivered to my parents, and it's website crashes works IE8 so it's rare I make the effort to read it these days. I should point out I've featured in it quite a few times, even my own words at times, but doesn't mean I like it.

In fact they've seriously annoyed several people quite close to me to the point legal action and written apologise have been issued.

Guess that's par for the course when you're a regional Daily Mail.
 
Politics with soldiers dead for a hundred years. Beats politics with soldiers still serving I guess.

Two sides to the story though; it's a Tory office which provided the wreaths. Nick Clegg got the same treatment in the same handwriting ("From the Deputy Prime Minister"), as did the soon-to-be-ordained Arch-President of Scotrealm;

Telegraph
Mr Salmond's wreath bore also bore a message in the same handwriting that said: "From the People of Scotland, From the First Minister of Wales and From the Commonwealth Secretary General"."

(Source-iehall)

Arguably the disrespect is from DavCam, it seems to be a casual, careless and schoolboy-ish way of getting at everyone-who-isn't-in-his-gang at the expense of a genuine and serious occasion of remembrance.
 
Two sides to the story though; it's a Tory office which provided the wreaths. Nick Clegg got the same treatment in the same handwriting ("From the Deputy Prime Minister"), as did the soon-to-be-ordained Arch-President of Scotrealm;

Arguably the disrespect is from DavCam, it seems to be a casual, careless and schoolboy-ish way of getting at everyone-who-isn't-in-his-gang at the expense of a genuine and serious occasion of remembrance.

It seems someone messed up the wreath messages. I guess you can look at it two ways but either way someone should have made it clearer as to whether they were meant to leave a personal message or have them all generic.
 
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Baroness Warsi has resigned from her position in the foreign office over governmental policy towards Gaza. Policy aside, and I'm not a big fan of Baroness Warsi anyway, it's refreshing to see a politician fighting over principles for a change, rather than towing the party line.
 
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Baroness Warsi has resigned from her position in the foreign office over governmental policy towards Gaza. Policy aside, and I'm not a big fan of Baroness Warsi anyway, it's refreshing to see a politician fighting over principles for a change, rather than towing the party line.

I'm not a great fan either but I agree with you, good to see her acting on principle. I believe it wasn't a specifically-paid role though? Her baronectocractishnocity remains I think, wasn't it just a position? Not sure though...
 
She was investigated for fiddling her expenses a while back and that's the first thing that came to mind when I heard this news.
 
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Baroness Warsi has resigned from her position in the foreign office over governmental policy towards Gaza. Policy aside, and I'm not a big fan of Baroness Warsi anyway, it's refreshing to see a politician fighting over principles for a change, rather than towing the party line.

She's standing up for herself and no-one else. She failed as a politician despite multiple reprieves and is trying to latch onto a good cause as the reason she's leaving politics. Expect her to find work in the Respect party or in the MCB.

In my opinion she's about as principled as Diane Abbott
 
She's standing up for herself and no-one else. She failed as a politician despite multiple reprieves and is trying to latch onto a good cause as the reason she's leaving politics. Expect her to find work in the Respect party or in the MCB.

In my opinion she's about as principled as Diane Abbott

I don't think, given that Baroness Warsi is a Muslim, that this is a case of popular politics. It's not a bandwagon on whose coattails she is riding, nor is she trying to create a bandwagon. It's very likely that she finds the treatment of her fellow Muslims egregious and isn't happy about a perceived lack of help from her own government. I never said I liked her, there are many things she has done which I don't condone (joining the Conservative party, for one) but it's refreshing to see a politician standing up in a pseudo-rebellious way rather than towing the party line and accepting PR spin.

Not that she being a Muslim is relevant anyway; lest we forget, Robin Cook resigned as Lord President and Commons leader over the War In Iraq and he was particularly Caucasian and Scottish but saw the war as unjust and unqualified, regardless of the belligerents on either side.

Whether you agree with them or not, we need more Dennis Skinners and Robin Cooks*. Thinkers and orators not afraid to speak up on their personal, rather than party, beliefs.

*Yes, both happen to be Labour members but they're the first two who sprang to mind
 
So BoJo has decided to run for membership of parliament, one step closer to becoming prime minister and eventually becoming president of the United States.... that's right, watch out America!
 
So BoJo has decided to run for membership of parliament, one step closer to becoming prime minister and eventually becoming president of the United States.... that's right, watch out America!

He's laughing off suggestions of Premiership but his plan seems quite obvious.

In addition to being on the way to Ministerial eligibility and his eligibility to Presidency I believe he's also eligible to hold the Hungarian throne on some constitutional technicality. God knows where that possi-fact arrived in my brain from.
 
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