Not nearly as bad as some of the others, but Here goes:
Pros:
It's a 1992 Lexus SC 300
2JZ Powah!!!1!
It's a Lexus
Never failed to start, but has come close to not doing it a few times.
Leather interior
4 functional speakers
functional tape player
radio works most of the time
The right turn signal works
Power everything, most of it works
Both Taillights work(atleast the last time I checked)
Cons:
169,587 miles but not bad for 13 years!
No turbo

Automatic doesn't exactly shift in great places, and doesn't seem to get in gear in the rain - I'll accelerate normally, and the mph guage will go up to 60 when I'm only going 19 or 20

Traction control light is always on, but It doesn't seem like it works.
The left turn signal turns the left foglight on.
The right regular beam works(barely)
The left High beam works(barely)
Driver's side tweeter doesn't work 3/4 of the time
Driver's side door panel almost torn off
Driver's mirror broken in two places(not my doing -honest)
Driver's side speaker in the door doesn't work half of the time
12 disc CD player doesn't even turn on, let alone work. (I think it ate my Carlin CD

)
The hood and trunk were keyed by somebody
My cousin got a nasty dent in it in Marceline (not her doing)
The front bumper is all screwed up, and there's big gaps inbetween it and the headlights.
The Giant piece of plastic under the engine compartment is about to fall off.
My gas mileage sucks. It should get at least 20 city, but gets more like 15.
Trunk has to be held open
Brakes make a crunching noise when I hold the pedal down to put it in park, drive, or reverse.
Lots of stuff rattles. especially anything in the doors.
Driver's side door panel all scratched up from when my tire threw the tread in the far left lane of I-435 in lunch hour traffic.
Sunroof takes forever to open and close, it takes two 15 second pushes of the button to close it. one gets it half way there, and won't go anymore, so it has to be pushed again to go the rest of the way.
That's basically it, not nearly as bad as most of the others, but I might as well submit my entry.