Confession Booth

[nk4e]

I remember glancing off a text book at my local library that a wealthy son gave everything away to his friends, abandoned his car and gave his money to a charity then he walked all the way to Alaska on his own two feet. Never mind...that was the book ^^"( finally read the small text). I will probably pick that up.

 

[DaddyVDUB]

Seems the best place for this so here gos.

I want to place an apolgy to the Moderators on duty yesterday 2/12 not exactly like me seems I got a little thin skined about a whole lot of nothing really. I got my dander up and was a little argumentitive. I am glad there is close watch on what is posted here,and I enjoy this site GREATLY. I ask all involved to please forgive me and hope there is no hard feelings.

 

[MinoltaMan89]

Link? I'm interested in too see how this went

Just anywhere from around page 15 to page 30 of this thread. I'll ask Paulie how he's doing now.

You're not looking for advice on women, are you?

 

[bergauk]

You need to read this book then:

It should either inspire you to do it properly, or put you off the idea forever!

I read this in summerschool. I wanted to beat my teacher over the head because I swear she hadn't read the damned thing. Everything she said was wrong. I actually transferred out of her class for the second session because she was so wrong on everything she said.
It is a great read though. Made me want his car though.

 

[Kfaction]

I'll confess, I beef stewed my cat on many occassions, I still feel bad about it, lol.

 

[nk4e]

It could taste like chicken.

 

[Smallhorses]

I ran out of gas on the way home from work today.

Heard the ping and saw the light go on as I arrived at UC Davis this morning.
Came out to the car this evening and was on the phone to a colleague, noticed it again and thought "I must stop on the way home."

Then my boss called, so I spoke to him for a bit, and then called juana b. to catch up on goings on in his family. Needless to say the need for petrol suddenly slipped my mind until I ran out, at 65mph in the fastlane of I-80 around Hercules. Put the hazard warning lights on and coasted to a stop in the emergency lane, on an upslope.
You'll have to ask juana b. what I said because it's not suitable for posting here!

Called the fleet management company that is responsible for the car (it's a company vehicle) and was just getting them to arrange to have a rescue vehicle sent out, when one of the California Highway Patrol rescue vehicles pulled up behind me.
Was embarassed to say I'd run out of fuel, but he said that's no problem and he would give me a gallon to get me on my way again safely.
When I asked about the charge for it, he said there wasn't any and it's part of CHP service to get non-seriously disabled vehicles moving again. 👍
A mighty fine job they do too!

Couldn't start the car though... Being on an upslope, all the gas ran to the back of the tank and the fuel pump wouldn't prime. Was just getting ready to be towed along the emergency lane to a flatter spot when he had a great idea. Grabbed the huge trolley-jack from the back of the rescue truck and jacked the back of the car up so it was practically level. Fired up right away after that!

Thanks again CHP!

 

[Leonidae]

I have slight case of arachnophobia.

but i can live with it.

as long as these fellows stay in south america. they will meet my axe, and learn that size matters not if they come here.

 

[peeweegary]

^^+1

i cant even look at pictures OF them =(

 

[Rotary Junkie]

I'll confess, I beef stewed my cat on many occassions, I still feel bad about it, lol.

Eh?

 

[Alex.]

I thought that, but I wasn't sure if I wanted to know or not...

 

[CamryFan]

How can you say you have arachnophobia and then post that! I'm gonna have nightmares about that for weeks.

In all seriousness though I can't stand to look at spiders for very long unless they are very small.

 

[paolopepper]

I cheated on my gf once. . .it was worth it though. But only once!

Bad man! Well same here but i ahve good excuse which im not saying on a public chatroom . Plus i was in Poland everybody gets happy at weddings.👍

 

[Jay]

There is never a good excuse.

 

[Lucas]

It's never cheating when you're in a different area code, not to mention a different country...

 

[Leonidae]

How can you say you have arachnophobia and then post that! I'm gonna have nightmares about that for weeks.

In all seriousness though I can't stand to look at spiders for very long unless they are very small.

I said slight case. that doesn't prevent me from annihilating them with electric fly swatter when I see them.. but for THAT one, I need flamethrower, shotgun or tactical nuke. the bigger spider, the bigger overkill is necessary to wipe it out of existence. funny thing is, no one hast that particular one as pet yet, since it was just recently discovered.. but, from the picture I'd say that the legs span is around 13-14".. now, where is the number of that Russian who was selling tactical nukes..

 

[TB]

now, where is the number of that Russian who was selling tactical nukes..

Boris the Blade? Where did I put his number again...

 

[nk4e]

It's never cheating when you're in a different area code, not to mention a different country...

Usually that is various depending on the relationship.

 

[Bram Turismo]

There is never a good excuse.

Indeed.

It's never cheating when you're in a different area code, not to mention a different country...

I was wondering whether you were serious or not. Then I saw you're only 16 years old...

*sigh*

 

[Lucas]

It was just a joke, folks I hope you did not took me seriously.

 

[Bram Turismo]

It was just a joke, folks I hope you did not took me seriously.

Let's say that a forum is not the easiest place to spot irony and/or sarcasm

 

[nk4e]

Let's say that a forum is not the easiest place to spot irony and/or sarcasm

For example: 4chan.

 

[Prosthetic]

I think I might have turrets of some kind. But not really that kind that you see on TV that the person's head starts getting all weird. But I get moods all the time where all I want to do is step into a boxing ring and beat on a person for ten rounds. Any ideas?

 

[Perfect Balance]

I wish I had at least one turret.

 

[nk4e]

I think I might have turrets of some kind. But not really that kind that you see on TV that the person's head starts getting all weird. But I get moods all the time where all I want to do is step into a boxing ring and beat on a person for ten rounds. Any ideas?

Bi Polar or pregnancy?

 

[Keef]

I think I might have turrets of some kind. But not really that kind that you see on TV that the person's head starts getting all weird. But I get moods all the time where all I want to do is step into a boxing ring and beat on a person for ten rounds. Any ideas?

You're 18, and you're a guy.

Now if you actually did it, then you might have yourself a problem. Nothing a large black man in an orange suit couldn't fix, though.

 

[Prosthetic]

Bi Polar or pregnancy?

I hope that second part is a joke. And I'm defiantly not bi polar.

You're 18, and you're a guy.

Now if you actually did it, then you might have yourself a problem. Nothing a large black man in an orange suit couldn't fix, though.

I've been like this my whole life, so it has nothing to do with my age.

Idk... maybe it's just the way I am.

 

[nk4e]

I am joking though I have seen a "Man" pregnant

 

[Simplex 4100U]

I think I might have turrets of some kind.

Yeah, Tourettes suck. There's a guy in one of my classes who sounds and acts like The Tourettes Guy, but is more scary than funny. And, anyway, i dont think you'd have Tourettes unless you'd be creatively cursing like "Jesus****ingaflyingpogostick!!!!!!".

 

[Jay]

Not all people with tourettes curse, there are many different types of 'ticks'.