Confession Booth

[nk4e]

Some tend to act very crazy like and joke around playfully.

 

[X 4 Zeta]

I think that 4chan is funny sometimes.

 

[Paulie]

I have a few fairly long hairs on my right hand nipple in addition to all the short ones, and only a few short ones on my left hand nipple. The right hand side of my chest is in general hairier than my left.

 

[Leonidae]

*bites lip, then dashes off to another room and ROFLs totally* uh.. stop masturbating?

 

[ExigeEvan]

I have a few fairly long hairs on my right hand nipple in addition to all the short ones, and only a few short ones on my left hand nipple. The right hand side of my chest is in general hairier than my left.

Pfft, that's no so bad. It's generally accepted amongst my friends that I have the hairiest legs, yet from the waste up my body hair is minimal except for abit of fluff on the arms, armpit hair and nipple hair.


My confession is I steal my housemates' bread. But only because I know they'll throw half of it in the bin anyway.

 

[Paulie]

*bites lip, then dashes off to another room and ROFLs totally* uh.. stop masturbating?

You say what?

 

[Lucas]

I too have long hairs in my nipples! I usually just cut them with a scissor, or pull them with something Mind to give me Premium? Just kidding.

 

[OpheliaMontague]

I have a few fairly long hairs on my right hand nipple in addition to all the short ones, and only a few short ones on my left hand nipple. The right hand side of my chest is in general hairier than my left.

The right-hand side of your body represents your male energy. Perhaps you're too macho and need to fem up a bit, then you'll even out Tweezers or wax work wonders, too.

 

[Paulie]

The right-hand side of your body represents your male energy. Perhaps you're too macho and need to fem up a bit, then you'll even out Tweezers or wax work wonders, too.

For real? Wow, I find that kind of funny now (laughing at myself).

 

[Cap'n Jack]

The right-hand side of your body represents your male energy. Perhaps you're too macho and need to fem up a bit, then you'll even out Tweezers or wax work wonders, too.

Oh, hey. Got any confessions you have to make on the behalf of Matt?

 

[Aldo]

Hi andy!

 

[Lucas]

^

Me neither. And I highly doubt I will ever get one, given the fact that I lack the necessary attributes to maintain one, like confidence.
I also don't think I will ever have sex until my parents die, or I have my own house. Not that it is such a problem, but in the future, it will increase.

 

[TB]

I have not yet had a girlfriend

I've only had one girlfriend and we've been married for just over ten years now. I wouldn't worry about it too much.

I also don't think I will ever have sex until my parents die, or I have my own house. Not that it is such a problem, but in the future, it will increase.

Last time I checked, sex wasn't required to live, so no, this so called "problem" won't increase.

 

[Aldo]

Oh, hi again Andy.
How are you doing?

 

[TheBook]

I'm a pyromaniac. And I have access to combustibles.

There, I said it.

P.S. Not much of a confession, but I also have a massive leadfoot. I see many speeding tickets in my future.

 

[Aldo]

the pyromania is a male thing
don't trust me or the "responsible" adult I was with a coal barbeque
most of the "dead" plant material and snails around the patio was put into the burning embers
and also the barbeque briquette thing that you can put on the coals after the food has been eaten was poked appart with skewers until it spilt onto the patio!
Aaah...good times

 

[Stevisiov]

the pyromania is a male thing

Yep,

I don't know any self respecting male who didn't set fire to the contents of their pencil cases, paper, pencils, pens, splints etc. during chemistry lessons to make things more interesting.

I do love chunking anything and everything on to bonfires, although things got out of hand last November, when a few drunk individuals decided live fireworks would be a good idea, fortunately no one was hurt.

 

[Aldo]

hahaha yeah
I love the whole, melting pens with bunsen burners
and you know those wooden splints you get (wee thin bit of wood), A LOT of those have been "used" maybe about... half a trees worth

 

[Lucas]

I also never cheated on any of my school tests... wait, this is a confession?

 

[Sureboss]

^

Me neither. And I highly doubt I will ever get one, given the fact that I lack the necessary attributes to maintain one, like confidence.
I also don't think I will ever have sex until my parents die, or I have my own house. Not that it is such a problem, but in the future, it will increase.

You're only 16, not having had a girlfriend is nowt to worry about nor having sex.

 

[Paulie]

I have not yet had a girlfriend

Sounds like my same confession about a year ago, nothing's changed.

^

Me neither. And I highly doubt I will ever get one, given the fact that I lack the necessary attributes to maintain one, like confidence.

Same, I think I'm metally scarred from the amount of rejections.

Last time I checked, sex wasn't required to live, so no, this so called "problem" won't increase.

+100 Shouldn't be having sex before marriage anyway. Which reminds me of my cousin's ex-girlfriend who has fallen pregnant to a homosexual male, she's only 18!

I don't have the confidence just to go and ask someone out
But, I'm happy
I've got my bedroom and all I need to make my room awesome now is a mini fridge and a toaster

Yeah, I'm happy, got cars to keep me occupied.

 

[mustangGT90210]

+100 Shouldn't be having sex before marriage anyway. Which reminds me of my cousin's ex-girlfriend who has fallen pregnant to a homosexual male, she's only 18!

Well, he apparently had 1 straight bone in his body

My confession: I always want to speed and take corners way too fast for sanity. I fight the urge well, but I'm afraid I may kill myself in a high powered (300+ hp) car

 

[Paulie]

Well, he apparently had 1 straight bone in his body

My cousin reckons the homosexual guy was "experimenting". OH THE HUMANITY! You don't normally hear about a male "experimenting" with a female.

 

[Duke]

Sounds like my same confession about a year ago, nothing's changed... I think I'm [mentally] scarred from the amount of rejections.

*removed*

Coincidence? You decide.

 

[Paulie]

Coincidence? You decide.

Nope, dead-set linked, possibly directly.

Edit: But seriously, you do these things when nobody is watching. I know girls don't just not like me for my looks now, I'm just not "boyfriend" material as you may call it. For some reason I always leave an excellent first impression, then it just slides downhill. I don't know entirely why, but I think a small part is to do with my limited range of conversation topics and interests.

Edit 2: I'm not really a "fun" guy either, but my feeling is that the majority of the rest of the world's interpretation of fun is a little skewed anyway.

 

[theewar]

My confession: I always want to speed and take corners way too fast for sanity. I fight the urge well, but I'm afraid I may kill myself in a high powered (300+ hp) car

[/QUOTE]

The fact that you may kill somebody else from this type of driving was enough to get me to change my ways.

 

[OpheliaMontague]

the pyromania is a male thing

It's really not... I have the same problem. Never, EVER, seat me in front of tealight candles. Especially if you value the candle, the surface it's on, or anything within my reach.

The best part was when the kerosene spray blew back into my eyes.

 

[ASH32]

I confess that I don't have a job, no excuses really I was just lazy,👎 now I don't know if I will get one, now that I do want one. I really want to do something I can make a career out of, not just take a dead-end job. My only problem is I still don't know what I want to do, anyone have any ideas.

 

[Paulie]

I confess that I don't have a job, no excuses really I was just lazy,👎 now I don't know if I will get one, now that I do want one. I really want to do something I can make a career out of, not just take a dead-end job. My only problem is I still don't know what I want to do, anyone have any ideas.

Hmm, I predict you might like the idea of being a police officer. What about a computer technician? Everyone needs those, computers break every hour.

 

[ASH32]

Hmm, I predict you might like the idea of being a police officer. What about a computer technician? Everyone needs those, computers break every hour.

Yeah, both things I have considered, I need to make a decision soon. I am smart enough to do those things and I am capable of having the motivation to do them. I guess another confession is I lack a little confidence, I can be confident and determined and decisive and yet I can also be lazy and totally not focused. I am what you would call a true Gemini ( split personality ) if you believe in star signs that is, I can't decide whether I believe it.