Confession Booth

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Thanks Reventon, GTP is brilliant for talking to older guys who've had similar experiences. Danny Graham has advised me in many situations:tup:

and I tell you something, I couldnt wait for her to visit me in the summer either :eek:
 
Solid Lifters
Did you know Dutch people pour mayonnaise all over their french fries? I've seen them do it!
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Mayonnaise was made for fries. As long as you think they don't fit, you need to study what proper fries are. As I was born in Belgium, the holy land of the fries, I think I know what I'm talking about :sly:


Today I find out that something down my lower back has swollen up after my workout yesterday with some heavy squats and deadlifts. I'm currently very sore and tight in my lower back, I hope it's just soreness as an injury already in the beginning phase of my workout program would really throw my off weightlifting after so much effort to gather all the proper parts.

Oh and, today I found out that my left shoulder is higher than my my right one, my spine could be all wrong positioned, dad had it, this would again suck as I'd need to get all of my shoes fixed for me with an extra layer in one of them.

I seem to have gained weight, fat, although I'm on a bulk. This sucks. At least I've got a beautiful girlfriend who tells me how pretty she thinks I am, otherwise I wouldn't be bothered to get up in the mornings :guilty:

One last thing; I seem to be a ignorant person who takes everything for granted. And for some reason I'm desperate to visit a storm chasing team and chase a tornado in Kansas. What a turbulent week :dunce:
 
Metar
:lol:

Sorry, that's worth an epic lol.
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You'll be surprised, there are some times when he wont send you explicit videos or tell you that he's slept with your mother :lol:
 
Steele_obsidion
C. My car has had a check engine light for the past 200 miles and i havnt at all got it checked out because i cant afford to. and now shes at the shop with a possible seized Parking break.
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I just thought I should mention that these 2 problems aren't related.

Which is actually a bad thing in your case.
 
Prosthetic
ugh !!! No, really, it disgusts me so much. I littertly have to keep my headphones on at all times here at this school so I don't here it. Atleast metal can easly drown it.
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There is a fine line between Rubbish Rap and Good fine Wine Rap.
 
F1GTR
Expand your horizons dude. ;)
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Hell no.

I used to listen to rap in 6-8th grade. Then it went punk, and I thought bands like Green Day where the ****. I listen to plenty of different stuff, but I can't stand rap. Religiously. And I don't see why I should have to "expand my horizons" to stuff I don't like. Music should be enjoyment not poking needles in my ears.

Don't even say that again to me or I might have to rape the AUP.

I can't stand punk or country either.
 
Could we steer away from the rap/metal debate?

It wasn't much of a confession in the first place.

Yes I know I discussed pyromania on the last page:indiff:

I am debating leaving my girlfriend who I have been with for 8 months, so that I am able to have a bit more fun at university. I know that makes me sound like an arse, but I don't think I could tool up for a long distance relationship. I just can't see how it is going to turn out well in the long run, and it seems I would only be preventing the inevitable. :guilty:
 
Do it. Your type language says it all. By that I mean, I couldn't say body language, cos I can't see you.....
But yeah, you've already mentally gone there, so go there.
Then feel that horrible "I shouldn't have done that" feeling.....

Good luck chief.

:irked:👍
 
Here's mine;

I once had a Gym Class Teacher in 8th and 9th Grade. Name's Mary Kay Baker. anyway, she is so hot it's not even funny. or sad.

here's her picture (top Picture):

http://rise.msdpt.k12.in.us/staff/mbaker/index.html

See what I'm Talking about? obviously, she has gained weight since I was there, but she still has a better tan and is much, much, much hotter than most Hollywood Actresses. I'll take her over Lindsay Lohan, Anne Hathaway, Kristen Stewart, Mischa Barton, Demi Lovato, Selena Gomez, Rashida Jones (from I Love You, Man; in Theaters today!), or Emily Blunt Any Day of the week!

anyway, to my point.....

when I went to gym class every week, it was always in the morning, and especially in the late spring and early summer, she was always wearing these low-cut casual shorts that stopped Way below the knee. Now, if your gym teacher in high school (and I'm talking about the Majority of the people on here) did this, he or she would never been able to pull it off. But, since she had legs to die for (I'm talking about a woman in her Early-To-Mid Fifties here) she could pull it off. and it, combined with her white running shoes (she had like a Billion different pairs and I rarely saw her wear the same pair twice) Made me have Boners (or erections or hard-ons or what ever you guys are calling it these days) in Gym Class. IN GYM CLASS.

Imagine Rachel from Ninja Gaiden, only with a much darker tan and of course, much older. that's Mary Kay Baker. In a Nutshell. the darkly Tanned, white tennis shoes-with-loose-shoelaces-and-crew-socks-wearing Oldie but Goodie that helped me get though puberty.

Top That.
 
nk4e
That guy screaming in that video, reminds me of the announcer of a soccer game.
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You mean, the legendary Andres Cantor?

GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:P

EDIT: oh, and I can't mention Sr. Cantor without bringing up his most famous call ('94 World Cup, the tournament that made him a legend)

BBBBRRRRRAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!

BBBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!

BRASIL!
 
RacingGameFan22
Here's mine;

I once had a Gym Class Teacher in 8th and 9th Grade. Name's Mary Kay Baker. anyway, she is so hot it's not even funny. or sad.

here's her picture (top Picture):

http://rise.msdpt.k12.in.us/staff/mbaker/index.html

See what I'm Talking about? obviously, she has gained weight since I was there, but she still has a better tan and is much, much, much hotter than most Hollywood Actresses. I'll take her over Lindsay Lohan, Anne Hathaway, Kristen Stewart, Mischa Barton, Demi Lovato, Selena Gomez, Rashida Jones (from I Love You, Man; in Theaters today!), or Emily Blunt Any Day of the week!

anyway, to my point.....

when I went to gym class every week, it was always in the morning, and especially in the late spring and early summer, she was always wearing these low-cut casual shorts that stopped Way below the knee. Now, if your gym teacher in high school (and I'm talking about the Majority of the people on here) did this, he or she would never been able to pull it off. But, since she had legs to die for (I'm talking about a woman in her Early-To-Mid Fifties here) she could pull it off. and it, combined with her white running shoes (she had like a Billion different pairs and I rarely saw her wear the same pair twice) Made me have Boners (or erections or hard-ons or what ever you guys are calling it these days) in Gym Class. IN GYM CLASS.

Imagine Rachel from Ninja Gaiden, only with a much darker tan and of course, much older. that's Mary Kay Baker. In a Nutshell. the darkly Tanned, white tennis shoes-with-loose-shoelaces-and-crew-socks-wearing Oldie but Goodie that helped me get though puberty.

Top That.
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I'm sorry if this offends you but...
Please tell me your making the majority of that up
she doesn't look good i'm afraid
but, if that is real, then that is one mighty big confession
 
The last line is very similar to what she said to him, only the last word is a different c word....
 
Prosthetic
Hell no.

I used to listen to rap in 6-8th grade. Then it went punk, and I thought bands like Green Day where the ****. I listen to plenty of different stuff, but I can't stand rap. Religiously. And I don't see why I should have to "expand my horizons" to stuff I don't like. Music should be enjoyment not poking needles in my ears.

Don't even say that again to me or I might have to rape the AUP.

I can't stand punk or country either.
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Expand your horizons until you find something you do like - it isn't about listening to rubbish, it's about finding something new and fresh, a nice deviation from all the metal or whatever you listen to.

Oh snap I just said it to you again. Looks like you'll be on the sex offender's register soon.
 

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