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I payed the price today for that homework habit. Spent 15 minutes on the train doing homework and another 40mins in the afternoon. Ive never done that much homework in one day...maybe I should start doing it the day I get it. Hmmmmm.

I don't even spend 15mins on the train in the first place. I'm off to the school library ASAP tomorrow. :guilty:
 
When I was a little kid my mother told me not to stare into the sun. So once when I was six, I did.

Nah, truly. Not sure if these things could be considered evil, but what the hell:
-When I was a little kid, me and my brother buried two birds that died in my "backyard". We buried them right there, and I told my mom. She was freaking mad at us :lol:
-Once I broke a lightbulb at school, but it was one hell of a lightbulb, around 30cm of diameter. We told our gym teacher that it fell :lol:
-I'm using ortodoncy, but I'm faking my jaw position. I have maxillary prognathism (the opposite of Jay Leno, who has mandibular prognathism, hence his prominent jaw). Never thought it could be something disastrous, but now that I think about it, one of the most stupid things I have ever done, since I'm about to finish my treatment (only around two years with removable braces).
 
In my head right now, its blank. I want to become a Engineer but I am scared because somehow, I wanted to add racing to this dream of mine.
 
In which way would you like to incorporate racing to this dream?
 
I usually leave homework to the last minute. I'm trying to get out of the habit, and I really do need to change now. I'm trying my best now, but still keep procrastinating and making up other things to do instead.

Get out of that habit ASAP. I'm still doing it, and I'm on my second university degree...
 
I've had at least one explicit sexual dream about Kari Byron (redhead from Mythbusters) every week for the past 3 years, I have a strange desire to walk down the street every night, hide in the bushes next to the train tracks, jump on the first train that goes buy and live off the land as a 'criminal' for a year just for the hell of it, and finally of all the strange thoughts that fly through my head from the period of 1-3AM when I'm trying to sleep but can't, quite often I find myself visualizing fantasy tracks I'd love to be able to create for a game.

And I have a mancrush on Richard Hammond. Sometimes when he does or says things on Top Gear I have to stop myself from going 'awwww!' like a little girl might do when she sees a kitten playing with string.
 
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I confess to nothing special. i havn't done jack crap to confess about. well aside from speeding.

i lead a boring life lol
 
I've had at least one explicit sexual dream about Kari Byron (redhead from Mythbusters) every week for the past 3 years.

Lucky you! Last time I saw her, I believe she was smoking hot! EDIT: just google images her name... Wow!
 
I don't know if it's lucky or not.. 1 is the minimum, but sometimes its every other night I wake up having dreamt I was doing things to her that would get me permabanned from here in a second if I even began to talk about them. I'm afraid if I ever see her in real life everything is just going to go black and I'll wake up in a prison cell with a 6'10" 400lb black man named Cindy, 1 day into my 9 year rape sentence.
 
Kari Byron?
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Yeah :sly:
 
I don't know if it's lucky or not.. 1 is the minimum, but sometimes its every other night I wake up having dreamt I was doing things to her that would get me permabanned from here in a second if I even began to talk about them. I'm afraid if I ever see her in real life everything is just going to go black and I'll wake up in a prison cell with a 6'10" 400lb black man named Cindy, 1 day into my 9 year rape sentence.

Nothing to be ashamed of, she'd get it!

Nice one Alex! :drool:
 
I don't know if it's lucky or not.. 1 is the minimum, but sometimes its every other night I wake up having dreamt I was doing things to her that would get me permabanned from here in a second if I even began to talk about them. I'm afraid if I ever see her in real life everything is just going to go black and I'll wake up in a prison cell with a 6'10" 400lb black man named Cindy, 1 day into my 9 year rape sentence.

:lol: It aint worth it in my book
 
Jailbait. But it's 🤬 worth it!

Another thing that I've got to confess is that, when I'm dreaming, and I realize that I'm dreaming, my naughty side comes out :mischievous:
 
:lol: That just came to my mind. But in my opinion, Jailbait should be anything that could get you to jail.

Alright, time for something new. Once I threw my dog's tennis ball to a hole in the wall, which was one meter away from where I could reach it at the time. So I went inside my house, picked up my dad's stairs, and got the ball back :D You can't imagine how scared I was. I believe I was 13 or so. And the stairs weighted like 30kg or so. And since they are around 2.3m tall, they were not easy to handle around the house :lol:
 
Like tuning in a way. Tuning and testing.

1. Currently engineering is a bad industry to get into (if not one of the worst), add racing/tuning into that and it's even worse.

2. Tuning and testing is a field that requires a large amount of experience, you'd need to not only gain the relevant qualifications, but spend a fair few years working alongside more experienced engineers/technicians too.

3. To make decent money in tuning and testing, you have to put a lot of time/money in in the first place. Very few budding race engineers/technicians make it into a career that pays enough to support them.
 
I Confess a total disabling FEAR of Sasquatch. I saw one(photo) since then I just have'nt been the same.:nervous:

I'm telling ya , that thing is out back of my house down by the lake and the woods.Thats why the coyotes howl so much and the unexplainable wake in the lake , it's a sasquatch. :lol::lol::lol:
 
1. Currently engineering is a bad industry to get into (if not one of the worst), add racing/tuning into that and it's even worse.

2. Tuning and testing is a field that requires a large amount of experience, you'd need to not only gain the relevant qualifications, but spend a fair few years working alongside more experienced engineers/technicians too.

3. To make decent money in tuning and testing, you have to put a lot of time/money in in the first place. Very few budding race engineers/technicians make it into a career that pays enough to support them.
Somehow, my dad warned me of that. Though I have looked into other options. Truthfully, I haven't found a career like my some of my group has. I haven't experienced a lot so I am going on what I want to do in life by interest. One day, tuning and fixing my car to take to a track so I can have some fun. Being a Registered Nurse seems to common though completely hard but at the momment, I am getting my General Ed first. So I can focus on that as well.
 
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Get out of that habit ASAP. I'm still doing it, and I'm on my second university degree...

I'll ditto that, I had set my alarm for 4am this morning, I slept through it. I'm buggered and I might lose a merit from this unit. Means I'd have to pick up 3 distinctions somewhere along the line as opposed to two, to get into Bournemouth.

*hopes tutor is nice

Just looking at Bournemouth site and I've got a definite idea on what I need. Fees are better than I thought, just over £3k per annum.
 
I don't know if it's lucky or not.. 1 is the minimum, but sometimes its every other night I wake up having dreamt I was doing things to her that would get me permabanned from here in a second if I even began to talk about them. I'm afraid if I ever see her in real life everything is just going to go black and I'll wake up in a prison cell with a 6'10" 400lb black man named Cindy, 1 day into my 9 year rape sentence.

Don't go to the official Mythbusters forums then. Apparently, they've got her name tacked as a mod-check due to the amount of inappropriate content linked to it. :ill:
 
1. Currently engineering is a bad industry to get into (if not one of the worst), add racing/tuning into that and it's even worse.
Please, please back that one up with statistics. As far as I Know Engineering is doing fine in the current climate. Sure, project led employment isn't on teh increase but day-to-day stuff is just as important as it was before.

2. Tuning and testing is a field that requires a large amount of experience, you'd need to not only gain the relevant qualifications, but spend a fair few years working alongside more experienced engineers/technicians too.
A good point. A Mechanical Engineering degree would do you well. Get a placement with Ford say, and try and worm yourself into their sports development wing for example.

3. To make decent money in tuning and testing, you have to put a lot of time/money in in the first place. Very few budding race engineers/technicians make it into a career that pays enough to support them.
True if he wanted to run his own tuning business.
 
Please, please back that one up with statistics. As far as I Know Engineering is doing fine in the current climate. Sure, project led employment isn't on teh increase but day-to-day stuff is just as important as it was before.

Engineering will always do 'fine' because if engineering stops, the world stops. Without engineering, the world as we know it would cease to exist. What I mean is that companies are having to lay workers off, contracts are being withdrawn or shortened. Now is not the time to get into that industry.

As an example of the above, until a few months ago I worked for one of the worlds leading manufacturers of aviation refueling solutions, a VERY profitable industry.

We had three twelve year contracts to supply a few thousand units to Dubai, arguably the money capital of the world. As soon as there was a hint of the situation the world is in now, two contracts were cancelled altogether and the third was reduced to just 150 units. This response came from an area of the world which is barely feeling the effects of recession. (I'm now unemployed as a result)

True if he wanted to run his own tuning business.

It's true in both cases. A successful testing/tuning firm will likely expect you to fund your own training courses, as untrained engineers/technicians are more of a burden than it's worth. They want you to already have experience and the relevant qualifications BEFORE you approach them.
 
...I have a strange desire to walk down the street every night, hide in the bushes next to the train tracks, jump on the first train that goes buy and live off the land as a 'criminal' for a year just for the hell of it...

You need to read this book then:

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It should either inspire you to do it properly, or put you off the idea forever! :scared:
 

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