Cursed Political Content

[ScottPuss20]

Bad news. Drinking a milkshake with a straw is un-masculine.



Didn't Watters do this same straw thing with Biden a while back? They really do have nothing.

Wait until this guy discovers that I have a Hello Kitty pillow, a plush Tigger, a plush blue Angry Bird and a plush Little Penguin.

 

[TB]

Bad news. Drinking a milkshake with a straw is un-masculine.



Didn't Watters do this same straw thing with Biden a while back? They really do have nothing.

Real men drink it straight from the glass so when it all comes out at once, and it will, it looks like you're the recipient of a little bukkake action.

Or covered In ****, depending on you ice cream preference.

 

[UKMikey]

Jesse Watters is the only one grasping at straws here.

 

[Famine]

Bad news. Drinking a milkshake with a straw is un-masculine.



Didn't Watters do this same straw thing with Biden a while back? They really do have nothing.

How effeminate.

 

[UKMikey]

 

[Danoff]

Jesse Watters is the only one grasping at straws here.

Somehow this feels as though it MUST be the origin of the phrase "grasping at straws". A more pure example of the phrasing does not exist.

 

[TexRex]

Occam's Razor famously asserts that the convoluted answer which conveniently doesn't invalidate one's preferred narrative is the logical one.

neckbeards

Real men drink it straight from the glass so when it all comes out at once, and it will, it looks like you're the recipient of a little bukkake action.

 

[Blitz24]

Bad news. Drinking a milkshake with a straw is un-masculine.



Didn't Watters do this same straw thing with Biden a while back? They really do have nothing.

Remember though, since they got sued for it, they can't call themselves a "news station" and they are just an "entertainment network".

 

[Joey D]

Somehow this feels as though it MUST be the origin of the phrase "grasping at straws". A more pure example of the phrasing does not exist.

 

[TexRex]

Isn't it Thomas More? "A drowning man will [grasp] at straws"? The desperate will attempt to utilize even the least stable of grounding points.

Edit: I should say that I understand the above consideration of the idiom's origins is largely in jest, but it's also interesting when considered seriously.

 

[p78]

Real men drink it straight from the glass so when it all comes out at once, and it will, it looks like you're the recipient of a little bukkake action.

Or covered In ****, depending on you ice cream preference.

Straight from the utter, and then chuck in some fruit is the Alpha male way.

 

[TexRex]

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[Danoff]

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Do you think that "wanted bush" description of this person as a 1-year old was a reference to a politician or something else?

There is a definite revisionist history to remove McCain from that list.

 

[Blitz24]

Do you think that "wanted bush" description of this person as a 1-year old was a reference to a politician or something else?

There is a definite revisionist history to remove McCain from that list.

I don't think "Wanted Bush" means the same thing from age 1 to age 21 either.

 

[Sprite]

“It’s the Dwarves who go swimming with little hairy Women”

 

[UKMikey]

 

[UKMikey]

I don't usually like to publicise dweebs but this stupid ass video was too funny to ignore.

 

[TexRex]

 

[McLaren]

Well, that's 2 allegedly. But, what were the demographics of the other 95-marked school shootings (according to Wiki) from 2023-now, Matt?

I fear quite a handful of them would be looking in a mirror.

 

[Blitz24]

Well, that's 2 allegedly. But, what were the demographics of the other 95-marked school shootings (according to Wiki) from 2023-now, Matt?

I fear quite a handful of them would be looking in a mirror.

Of course Matt just took from a sample size of 2 and extrapolated it to mean 97. Or is he under the belief that we've only had 2 mass shootings since the beginning of 2023? If so, that's a hell of a rock he's living under.

 

[TexRex]

Edit: I had to see for myself.

Dark mode isn't me. I hate dark mode. Apparently it's default now for unregistered viewers.

Sadly the note doesn't display on embedded tweets.

 

[Touring Mars]

Edit: I had to see for myself.

Dark mode isn't me. I hate dark mode. Apparently it's default now for unregistered viewers.

Sadly the note doesn't display on embedded tweets.

His karma ran over his dogma

 

[Danoff]

His karma ran over his dogma

 

[Duke]

Edit: I had to see for myself.

Dark mode isn't me. I hate dark mode. Apparently it's default now for unregistered viewers.

Sadly the note doesn't display on embedded tweets.

I don’t know what literally anything in this post means. Get off my lawn.

 

[TexRex]

[muttering under my breath as I gently bounce my head repeatedly against the wall of my padded cell] "Audio earrings."

New dimensions of coping and seething.

 

[Famine]

Aside from any possible angles of truth in any of that, isn't the President "coached" in their decision-making process in-office, by advisers? I mean a normal one, not an illiterate, condiment-hurling, 20-stone toddler.

Even if they were being fed information through an earpiece, why would it matter?

 

[Danoff]

[muttering under my breath as I gently bounce my head repeatedly against the wall of my padded cell] "Audio earrings."

New dimensions of coping and seething.

Are those supposed to look the same?

 

[TexRex]

Are those supposed to look the same?

They both have pearls. That's not a coincidence! Do you know nothing about oysters?

 

[Danoff]

Even if they were being fed information through an earpiece, why would it matter?

Because it might be easier to conceal for a female president, meaning we should vote for someone who wears earrings.

 

[Famine]

Because it might be easier to conceal for a female president, meaning we should vote for someone who wears earrings.

Nothing stopping Donald from doing the same with a 6D chess move:

Did Hans Neimann Cheat at Chess With a Sex Toy? This Coder Is Attempting to Find Out.

ButtFish is a program that, hypothetically, would let someone communicate to an AI chess program using a butt plug.

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Except for his rumoured incontinence, obviously.