Cursed Political Content

[TexRex]

How it started:

How it's going:

 

[UKMikey]

How it started:

How it's going:

 

[TexRex]

Just normal stuff.

 

[UKMikey]

"What an imbessil... what an ultramaroon." -- Bugs Bunny, Bully For Bugs

 

[Danoff]

"What an imbessil... what an ultramaroon." -- Bugs Bunny, Matador Bugs
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Me trying to figure out all of the different kinds of stupid crammed into two sentences.

How much sperm is she buying?

 

[Touring Mars]

Me trying to figure out all of the different kinds of stupid crammed into two sentences.

 

[UKMikey]

How much sperm is she buying?

I'd ask him but he appears to have disabled replies on this tweet in an apparent display of masculinity. I'm guessing his PhD is similarly unverified.

 

[TexRex]

This is all I can picture:

And I'm an atheist.

I spent way too much time looking for something by or in the style of Terry Gilliam. I'm certain there's something out there.

 

[McLaren]

Covid really doesn't seem to like conservative radio hosts or pastors.

 

[UKMikey]

It's like a sick* version of the Rapture.
*literally

 

[Famine]

I remember a cautionary tale to evangelicals from years back, about a guy who was in trouble and repeatedly refused help from people because his deity would save him. When he dies he meets his deity and asks why he didn't save him, the deity says "I did, I sent you all those people to help you". Or something similar.

 

[TexRex]

 

[Hayden]

I remember a cautionary tale to evangelicals from years back, about a guy who was in trouble and repeatedly refused help from people because his deity would save him. When he dies he meets his deity and asks why he didn't save him, the deity says "I did, I sent you all those people to help you". Or something similar.

“I sent you two big boats you dummy!”

 

[TexRex]

“I sent you two big boats you dummy!”

 

[UKMikey]

 

[TexRex]

Dil-hole.

 

[Spacegoat]

Why does everything have to be a some sort of big conspiracy these days? Bloody hell, people are dumb.

 

[TexRex]

Why does everything have to be a some sort of big conspiracy these days? Bloody hell, people are dumb.

The first casualty of culture war--invariably--is critical thinking.

 

[UKMikey]

Why does everything have to be a some sort of big conspiracy these days? Bloody hell, people are dumb.

You don't... trust... drinking water, do you? gasp

 

[MIE1992]

Why does everything have to be a some sort of big conspiracy these days? Bloody hell, people are dumb.

I think the idea of believing conspiracy theories is actually a coping mechanism. The alternative is to accept that it's not a group of people running the world with a plan - good or bad - but that the world is so multifaceted insofar that it's only fueled by chaos itself. Which is far from a bad thing.

It reminds me of people who hate videogames that use an element of RNG. But guess what? The world runs on RNG. All we can do is adapt and have fun when it works in our favor.

 

[Brett]

It reminds me of people who hate videogames that use an element of RNG. But guess what? The world runs on RNG. All we can do is adapt and have fun when it works in our favor.

To try and help myself with RNG, I pray to RNGesus. Often, RNGesus is meh or cruel. However, sometimes RNGesus is merciful and that makes the prayers worth it.

 

[TexRex]

I'm confused.

 

[Danoff]

I'm confused.

It took me a minute. RNG is random number generator (I believe), and my interpretation of @Brett's post is that he prays to the god of random, and sometimes his prayers are answered, so the prayers worked.

 

[Brett]

It took me a minute. RNG is random number generator (I believe), and my interpretation of @Brett's post is that he prays to the god of random, and sometimes his prayers are answered, so the prayers worked.

RNGesus is a joke developed from games with loot drops--examples that I have played include World of Warcraft and Diablo 3-- and the Random Number Generator for loot nearly always being cruel not giving you the loot you want/need. But when the RNG does go your way, praise RNGesus! For me, it was a way to cope with bad loot drops.

 

[Danoff]

RNGesus is a joke developed from games with loot drops--examples that I have played include World of Warcraft and Diablo 3-- and the Random Number Generator for loot nearly always being cruel not giving you the loot you want/need. But when the RNG does go your way, praise RNGesus! For me, it was a way to cope with bad loot drops.

Gotta have the complete ancient set after all.

 

[MIE1992]

RNGesus is a joke developed from games with loot drops--examples that I have played include World of Warcraft and Diablo 3-- and the Random Number Generator for loot nearly always being cruel not giving you the loot you want/need. But when the RNG does go your way, praise RNGesus! For me, it was a way to cope with bad loot drops.

I thought it originated from Dungeons & Dragons?

 

[Brett]

I thought it originated from Dungeons & Dragons?

It probably did. I know it from video games.

 

[TexRex]

 

[MIE1992]

I thought the idea that the USMC was full of crayon-eaters was just banter.

 

[Danoff]

"Infiltrating" = "Democratically Elected"