Update? There’s an update tomorro? Hold up… which tomorrow? You sure?
I haven’t turned my Playstion on in six months! Wait… there’s a new Ferrari? Why didn’t I see this? How do we get the Ferrari? How come it’s not in my garage?
Wait… I had to watch the World Tour? Which World Tour? How come I didn’t get a notification about the World Tour? Say, does anyone have the answers to the questions? Wait… it’s over? Well, that’s dumb. Pure PD nonsense! Glad I didn’t pay full price for this prologue! Hold on? We can buy the new Ferrari? How come I don’t see it in the dealership? Don’t tell me it’s in the LCD thing. Wait.., it’s a VGT?!!!
Stoopid VGTs! PD are wasting all their resources. Hold on, there are five cars in this update? How come I didn’t see the Update Trailer? Are you serious? Tomorrow. Well that’s dumb. Just like PD. I’m not buying the next game.
Okay. I’m back. I saw the tweet. I think the car on the top left is a Corolla AE86.
Does that cover the initial first ten minutes of complaints?