F1 Caption Game 2018: VOTING - RD21 - Open to Mon 17th Dec 1000 GMTFormula 1

[Flex0r]

E - 1
H - 1
I - 1

And just now I taught of a funnier caption than my final and non-final entries.

 

[BlacqueJacques]

Ice, Ice baby

I-1
C-1
E-1

 

[niky]

Feeling like a little classic rock. DEF Leppard it is.

 

[NFX]

H-2
F-1

I don't think I can make a clever comment out of that.

 

[Touring Mars]

B - 1
E - 1
I - 1

Bei for now.

 

[Pezzarinho17]

BCD, all the expected answers and no witty ones...

 

[zed300]

H - 2
B - 1

 

[DK]

E - 2
F(ormula) - 1

 

[Touring Mars]

ROUND ELEVEN - Voting

Submitted Entries
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"Not bad for a number two driver"

Daniel's best impression of somebody looking miserable.

Sorry Dan, you won't be driving for us any more this season, we've signed you up for Strictly Come Dancing.

Daniel is thinking he is being ripped off, when he payed a fortune teller, who told him he will win the race

Horner: Dan I'm afraid the honey badger has been banned from smiling for the rest of the season

Daniel's reaction to Kimi and Seb sharing ice cream.

Ricciardo: "What do you mean, Sebastian wants to test drive my car?"

More evidence one side of the Red Bull garage is crushing the other.

Thanks for the milkshake guys, but can I maybe get a smaller straw?

"I know my dancing wasn't great Seb; but did you really have to super-glue my feet to the pedals?"

Reporter (out of camera): Daniel, what do you think about Israel and Gaza?
Other reporter (out of camera): Daniel, should the Russian Grand Prix be cancelled because of conflict in Ukraine?
3rd reporter (out of camera): Daniel, will you fly Malaysian Airlines again?

Did you just seriously say that Vettel is no.1 driver?

"What fuel flow irregularity?"

The betting pool's up to a thousand euros now... want in, Danny?

Yeah, a hundred on Rosberg to win.

"Look, Daniel, we know you like this honey badger thing, but ... we Googled it, and, well, just don't Google it, okay?"

"Who washed my car at 60 degrees?"
"The spin wash wasn't working for Vettel..."

Seb's after playing a practical joke.

DR:"Err, guys, why is there a whoopy cushion on the seat?"

DR: Seb...did you spike my water bottle with laxatives?

I can't believe your using that pic of me, for your avatar zed300

• Please see the rules in Post #1 before casting your vote
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• Remember your vote is final and cannot be edited or changed, otherwise it will be discounted
• Please read all entries before voting
• Deadline for voting is Tuesday 12th August 0900 BST
• Good luck!

If your entry is missing or inaccurate, please contact me via PM ASAP. Sometimes entries may not be included in the poll if they are deemed inappropriate, but sometimes entries are omitted accidentally. If your entry is omitted in error, the poll can be amended and people who have already voted will be given the chance to re-cast their votes. In the event that a missing entry is not spotted in time, then 10 bonus points will be awarded in compensation.

Apologies for the lack of some formatting in the entries - unfortunately there is no longer any multi-quote functionality on GTP and manually quoting each post is too time consuming. Unless I can figure out a quicker way of multi-quoting, formatting features in captions will be ignored in future polls, including web links.​

 

[Jimlaad43]

N-1
L-1
P-1

Not Last Place (My position at the end of this season)

 

[magpie1997]

L-2
M-1

 

[TheBook]

K-2
N-1

 

[Soundtrack]

K - 1
M - 1
P - 1

 

[GTP_Ingram]

H - 1
I - 1
J - 1

 

[Pezzarinho17]

MGM, because honey badgers aren't afraid of Lions!

 

[zed300]

A ufrecht
M elcher
G rossaspach

 

[niky]

K.M.O.

 

[NFX]

O-2
B-1

 

[BlacqueJacques]

G-1
L-1
S-1

 

[Flex0r]

A - 1
L - 1
P - 1

 

[DK]

ILP, one each.

 

[LMSCorvetteGT2]

S-2
M-1

 

[Touring Mars]

M - 2
S - 1

 

[BlacqueJacques]

Yay some votes this round

 

[Jimlaad43]

Yay some votes this round

Woot, no votes this round

 

[craigatm]

G - 1
I -1
M -1

 

[BlacqueJacques]

And the results are?

 

[Touring Mars]

Sorry guys, thought I did this already - will post result as soon as possible.

 

[BlacqueJacques]

No need to apologize; appreciate your efforts, was just a nudge, nudge

 

[Touring Mars]

ROUND TWELVE - Voting

Submitted Entries
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"Rubity, Scrubity, Sweepity"

Caution Handle With Care: May attack F1 Tyres and Track Martials unprovoked..

"So ... is this Max Chilton's talent?"

"That's a piece of a Mercedes, Tim."

"**** me! Hovering Mercedes trim pieces. These modern F1 cars today!"

*Try not. Do or do not. There is no try.*

Master, it's just a tiny piece of carbon fiber...

*Size matters not...*

(groan)

"Tim, that's not a Silver Arrow."

The latest screenshots of Wipeout's tenth installation seem a bit disappointing.

"Oh no, this nail's coming loose, quick, let's delay the race for a whole hour while I put it back on!"

"I want to get away, I wanna flyyyyyyy awayyy..."

"Not even Spa-Francorchamps is safe from the menace of... MIMES."

Marshals are so good nowadays, you'd think they were Jedis or something.

"I could have placed this part down carefully, but I chose to throw it to prove a point."

We call this "cutting off one's nose to spite one's teammate"

That's not cricket!

Rosberg (off screen): "Hot potato!"

After inspiration from Red Bull commercials we now have "Mercedes gives you wings"
It wasn't very good. It was rather deflating

With a perfectly timed leap, Rosberg's front wing attacks its second victim.

GoPro attached, he was ready to show the world what he could do - with his mind.

"That 'You've Been Framed' £250 is as good as mine!" he chuckled to himself, out of image.

Just winging it!

• Please see the rules in Post #1 before casting your vote
• You may use up to three votes
• Remember your vote is final and cannot be edited or changed, otherwise it will be discounted
• Please read all entries before voting
• Deadline for voting is Tuesday 9th September 0900 BST
• Good luck!

If your entry is missing or inaccurate, please contact me via PM ASAP. Sometimes entries may not be included in the poll if they are deemed inappropriate, but sometimes entries are omitted accidentally. If your entry is omitted in error, the poll can be amended and people who have already voted will be given the chance to re-cast their votes. In the event that a missing entry is not spotted in time, then 10 bonus points will be awarded in compensation.