F1 Caption Game 2018: VOTING - RD21 - Open to Mon 17th Dec 1000 GMTFormula 1

[GTP_Ingram]

L - 1
h - 1
o - 1

 

[livemusic]

G-1
U-2

Caps.

 

[C-ZETA]

C - 1
N - 1
X - 1

C-c-c-caps glitch breaker.

 

[Barra333]

c - 2
L - 1

 

[ROAD_DOGG33J]

K
W
X

alphabet soup

 

[LewyOs]

G - 1
P - 1
V - 1

Done.

 

[BlacqueJacques]

G-2
W-1

And another ballot cast (after Monday's Canadian federal election)

 

[Famine]

Guh. All this effort to avoid Autocapsman...

F - 1
M - 1
U - 1

 

[Alex.]

L-2
v-1

 

[Touring Mars]

ROUND FOUR - Voting

• Please see the rules in Post #1 before casting your vote
  
• You have three votes which may be split two ways (2-1) or three ways (1-1-1)
  
• Remember your vote is final and cannot be edited or changed, otherwise it will be discounted
  
• Please read all entries before voting
  
• Deadline for voting is Monday 23th May 0900 BST
  
• Good luck!

Submitted Entries​

"Don't look now, but I think we're being followed by the Crushenator..."

And representing Spain: Peter of the Rose and
Jamie Alg
Jaime Aljers
Jaime Algaes
Jaime Alguersaurus
Jaime Alguer ...
... Two guys who aren't Fernando Alonso!

Pedro de la Rosa - "Say hello to little Pedro"
Jamie Unpronouncable - "Ah, always wondered where Ron Dennis went to"

Jaime: €23! Are you kidding me!? You know there is a recession on Pedro, im not paying those sorts of prices!....
.... Open your jacket, let me see the white Ray Ban's again...

JA: Wow, that's big...much bigger than mine...
PdlR: I told you my belt buckle was bigger than anyone elses!

Alguersuari gets shafted from STR so is looking for an opening at McLaren

De la Rosa: Just tried to get a drive with Ferrari, eh?
Alguersuari: Yeah, its really hard to convince them.
De la Rosa: Will this do?

De la Rosa: Just been to ferrari and they said they want a meeting with all the teams to see if they can take red bull down a notch. Oh 🤬

Jaime: "So Pedro, how's it feel being a driver that turns up to every race and never does anything?"
Pedro: "You'll find out next season"

Jaime: Wait a minute...McLaren?! You were never that good!

Jaime meets himself 20 years in the future, it seems he lived up to expectations of people wanting something big from him...

JA: Hey Pedro, nice vest. Guess test drivers have it good at McLaren.

PDR: Nah, it's Lewis'. I'm keeping it warm for him.

JA: And the glasses?

PDR: They're Martin's. He gave them to me after Lewis told him they make him look gay.

PdlR: Hey Jamie, I've just stuffed my junk into this box and plan to give Nicole Scherzinger a real present!! Whatcha think??
JA: You'll need a smaller box.

Algiersauri is under pressure at Toro Rosso as he sees that De la Rosa can deliver something big.
Next pitstop: 4 tyres and Viagra please!

Jaime: (whispers) We have to talk quietly Pedro, so that giant red trash can doesn't hear us.

So they give you a better jacket. At least I'm not a third wheel.

It's not just the jacket, ey? Check out these shoes!

Jaime: What the hell are you doing?

Pedro: I'm sorry, isn't this the restroom? I can't see nothing with these glasses.

Jaime: You hear about that really unfunny guy, the one with the two Camaros?

Pedro: Yeah, what about him?

Jaime: He's joining us

Pedro: Oh good. He's so useless, he'll fit right in.

Pedro debuts McLaren's new victory red drainpipes range.

(Incase you don't know what drainpipes are: Urban Dictionary)

"Wanna see my F-duct?"

Jaime: Oi Pedro, what are you doing walking towards the Ferrari garage?
Pedro: Just popping in there to steal their designs... oh 🤬, did I really say that out aloud!?

Pedro: What do you think of the new Drag Reduction System in F1?
Jaime: It sucks. Now I have to wear my regular clothes in the paddock.

Pedro: McLaren haven't been in the news for a negative story in a while, what do you think of this though?
Jaime: What is it?
Pedro: First there was Spy-gate. Then there was Lie-gate. Now, they will see my-eight!

Jaime: Since when do the photographers pay any attention to us?

Pedro, since this - bada boom - Doing his best Michael Jackson crotch grab!

Jaime: Pedro, I was really upset at you for telling those "your Mom" jokes, but now I see you were just trying to compensate... maybe you should try Monster Truck racing

Pedro: Did you know that race'emhard is actually gonna compete this time?

Jamie: *distracted*

 

[Famine]

C - 1 (any caption with Jimmy Unpronounceable in it is worth a point)
T - 1
U - 1

Also, the initials of the T-shirt I'm wearing right now. Dammit!

 

[prisonermonkeys]

J - 2
Z - 1

Done.

 

[niky]

Tough one.

V - 2 (ba-dum-tish!)
Z - 1

 

[PeterJB]

B-1
M-1
T-1

Caps.

 

[DQuaN]

I-2
T-1

capslolwtf

 

[Alex.]

C-1
l-1
v-1

 

[BlacqueJacques]

I-2
q-1

 

[Azure Flare]

i-1
t-1
v-1

 

[RACECAR]

R -2
T -1

*Begins countdown to engine failure*

 

[C-ZETA]

C - 1
Q - 1
Z - 1

Finished...

 

[TenEightyOne]

L: 1
V: 2


...not the best set of entries for the comp so far

 

[DK]

N - 2
Q - 2

Caps!

 

[Touring Mars]

R -1
T -1

*Begins countdown to engine failure*

N - 2
Q - 2

Caps!

Chaps, both of you need to edit your vote... you have three votes, not 2 (or 4)!

 

[Stiggy]

B - 1.
I - 1.
Q - 1.

 

[ADEuk]

I - l
M - 2

 

[Pezzarinho17]

V - 2
f - 1

 

[livemusic]

V - 1
I - 1
P - 1

That's VIP!

 

[BlacqueJacques]

'X' marks the spot

 

[Touring Mars]

I - 2
D - 1

This concludes the voting from Mars [/eurovision]

 

[Jimlaad43]

b-1
i-1
q-1