F1 Caption Game 2018: VOTING - RD21 - Open to Mon 17th Dec 1000 GMTFormula 1

[Jimlaad43]

@dhandes Yes, If you notice, this is the third week where I haven't used proper letters, as it is the perfect way to avoid the annoying caps issue.

 

[C-ZETA]

B - 2
U - 1

Stupid caps rule obliterated.

 

[niky]

B -2
T -1
And Charlie's your poppa...

 

[DK]

H - 2
Y - 1
Drunken Sir Jackie FTW!

 

[Lizard]

H 1
J 1
O 1

Someone voted for me this week yay.

 

[Touring Mars]

@dhandes Yes, If you notice, this is the third week where I haven't used proper letters, as it is the perfect way to avoid the annoying caps issue.

The caps issue, as a few of our more observant participants have already noticed, has been resolved by the implementation of a cunning new lower case labelling system Lower case FTW!

 

[Sam48]

q-1
t-2

Is caps a joke or something?

 

[Pupik]

b - 1, j - 1, q - 1
(Square root of - 1 is imaginary.)

 

[Touring Mars]

Is caps a joke or something?

It stops various spam and 'shouty' type posts...

It made the old voting system a bit tricky, but otherwise it's a capital idea.

My votes:

B - 1
D - 1
K - 1

 

[BlacqueJacques]

B-1
j-2

 

[Famine]

Charlie - 1
Kilo - 1
Sierra - 1

 

[LewyOs]

D - 1
J - 2

Caps.

 

[Touring Mars]

ROUND TEN - Voting

• Please see the rules in Post #1 before casting your vote
  
• You have three votes which may be split two ways (2-1) or three ways (1-1-1)
  
• Remember your vote is final and cannot be edited or changed, otherwise it will be discounted
  
• Please read all entries before voting
  
• Deadline for voting is Monday 15th August 0900 BST
  
• Good luck!

Submitted Entries

Lewis - "You never know Martin, I might finish the race today without a visit to the stewards!"

Lewis and Martin's reaction to watching replays of Vettel's spin.

Lewis: ......And then the donkey said "thats not gone well".

Martin:

Lewis tells Martin of the chilli powder laced cake he presented to Jenson after the race.

Whitmarsh: Hamilton? Going to Red Bull? What a laugh!

Hamilton: Yeah but have you seen what I have underneath Martin... ~unzips jacket~

Hamilton: I can still win this championship

Hamilton: Yeah, and then he went on to the grass!

Lewis - I was sat at home the other night, when there was a knock on the door. Upon opening the door, I was confronted with a stag beetle that was 6ft 6, and it butted me straight on the nose, Blood everywhere.

Whitmarsh -Then what?

Lewis - Well, I had to go to hospital to get it checked out. When I got there, I started to explain what happened to a nurse, and she said "let me guess, you were sat at home, when there was a knock on the door, you opened the door and a 6ft 6 stag beetle butted you straight on the nose" , I then said 'yes, how did you know that', she replied " Well, there's a nasty bug going round".

Whitmarsh (Under his breath) - Not because your black then.

Tonight Martin, I'm going for... the Full Monty.

Lewis Hamilton: "It was totally worth it. You should have seen the look on Paul's face when he went past. It looked like this!"

"So now I take off the costume...Lewis will be very happy he's had no penalties for once."

Martin: Good news, Lewis, Red Bull has been disqualified from the 2011 Caption Championship!

"Actually, Lewis, it wasn't raining. Button's dust just had a high moisture content and you were eating it."

Lewis: These velcro zippers are like Sky Sports - they're a rip off!

LH: I sent Seb a bavarian band and told them not to stop playing till he wins a German GP.

LH: Do you think I's be able to beat Button if my earrings were made of carbon fibre?

Lewis:Yeah, Alonso tought he had overtaken me!

Whitmarsh - ...to get to the other side! HAHAHA! Get it? Hahaha!

Lewis - Yeah, yeah, hehe. No...

Hamilton: Like my new Bob Marley beard and my new, cool, briefs?

Lewis: So I'm on vacation after this race, right?
Martin: Right.
Lewis: So I don't have to mention my sponsors until Spa?
Martin: Right.
Lewis: And I won't have to talk to the press?
Martin: Right.
Lewis: No testing, either?
Martin: Right.
Lewis: And which side air gun will you sabotage this week?
Martin: ...

Jenson: Is that dandruff in my hair?
Lewis: When are we going to tell him that when he wins, he uses Pantene?

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Round Eleven - Hungary will follow next Monday​

 

[BlacqueJacques]

G-1
P-1
u-1

👍 I made podium last caption hopefully not the for the last time

 

[disinfected]

This is the first one where I haven't laughed at any of them.

I also put far too long into thinking and still couldn't come up with one of my own.

 

[Lizard]

You got me down twice with p and D. P is the last one I submited and the one I wish to enter and to anyone who doesn't see the humour I was referring to the top gear episode that was repeated this sunday.

 

[Touring Mars]

You got me down twice with p and D. P is the last one I submited and the one I wish to enter and to anyone who doesn't see the humour I was referring to the top gear episode that was repeated this sunday.

Thanks haitch, I was in a rush today and so thanks for taking the time to check and for letting me know quickly 👍

 

[Azure Flare]

A-1
E-1
G-1

Did you know that this sentence's only purpose is so I can get around the caps filter?

 

[Pupik]

n - 1
a - 1
h - 1

 

[dhandeh]

Alpha
Echo
Uniform

One Each.

 

[PeterJB]

A-1
O-1
V-1

Caps.

 

[DK]

V - 2
J - 1

Caps? Where we're going, we don't need caps!

 

[prisonermonkeys]

M - 2
J - 1

That is all.

 

[niky]

A - 2
U - 1

The golden vote. Or was that the Australian one?

 

[livemusic]

G - two
L - one

 

[Paul2448]

A-1

n-2

 

[Lizard]

G2.
A1.

Thought I was doing well after the first vote but no.

 

[ADEuk]

A - l
J - 2

 

[C-ZETA]

G - 1
M - 1
O - 1

If you reverse the order I put them in...no, it's not an intentional message.

 

[niky]

Genetically modified organisms?