F1 Caption Game 2018: VOTING - RD21 - Open to Mon 17th Dec 1000 GMTFormula 1

[dhandeh]

If you get rid of the "ach get one point."

I thought it was clever!

 

[Sam48]

a -2
c -1

 

[LewyOs]

M - 2
H - 1

Caps.

 

[DK]

M - 2
W - 1

Upper-case FTW.

 

[Smallhorses]

G - 1
J - 1
S - 1

Invisible Caps!

 

[Pupik]

w 2, b 1

 

[Seismica]

J - 1
M - 1
W - 1

Filter caps?

 

[RACECAR]

M - 2
H - 1

Fixed

 

[ghskilla]

W - 1
T - 1
F - 1

I know.. I know... but they were still funny none the less...

 

[RACECAR]

W - 1
T - 1
F - 1

You seem confused

 

[ghskilla]

You seem confused

*facepalm*

 

[Lizard]

*facepalm*

Facepalm followed by ouch then gtp flag? You mocking GTP. BAN HIM

 

[ghskilla]

Facepalm followed by ouch then gtp flag? You mocking GTP. BAN HIM

👍👍👍👍👍

 

[Touring Mars]

ROUND TWELVE - Voting

Please note a slight change for this week only - Pupik will be hosting while I'm away on holiday from later today, and to speed things up a bit, there's no letter coding this week.​

• Please see the rules in Post #1 before casting your vote
  
• You have three votes which may be split two ways (2-1) or three ways (1-1-1)
  
• Remember your vote is final and cannot be edited or changed, otherwise it will be discounted
  
• Please read all entries before voting
  
• Deadline for voting is Tuesday 13th September 0900 BST
  
• Good luck!

Submitted Entries

Bernie did not quite see eye to eye with Formula 1's new eco friendly future...

The Libyan rebels were disappointed to learn that the short, despotic dictator at the Belgian Grand Prix was not, in fact, Muammar Qaddafi.

Probably the only time we'll see 'Mercs' at the front of the grid this year...

To save Michael some time, Bernie grants him special dispensation to start with a vehicle already down to two wheels.

Bernie: Fantastic drive Michael, shame you didn't win the race!

Michael: If you'd applied the 107% qualifying rule, I would have.

Bernie: If we'd applied the 107% qualifying rule, you wouldn't have raced in the first place.

Michael - So Bernie, when you first started motor racing, was this what the competition was like?

Bernie - On yer bike!

Bernie: Ok who's the comedian? Locking the seat to the highest position, I've seen it before.
Was it you Michael? I know you fancie yourself as a prankster.
It would be unfortunate for a wheel to fall off your car in qualifying wouldn't it...

BE: Here's a present for you Michael, something that's faster than your F1 car.

"This...for your 20th F1 year present. Use it after you've retired."

Bernie's new vehicle standardization proposal.

Here, put some colours on and you can be in Scalextric, Bernie.
http://www.scalextric.com/shop/micro/micro-sets/micro-scalextric-team-gb-track-cycling-set-g1072/

The remains of Lewis Hamilton's car are presented to Schumacher

Bernie and Michael showing people their gift to Rowan Atkinson, which is to replace his crashed and burned McLaren

MS: Where did you get that Bernie?
BE: Rupert Murdoch was giving them away, all he wanted in exchange was my autograph. What a very nice man.

Bernie's guide to F1 tech

2009: KERS (Kinetic Energy Recovery System)
2011: DRS (Drag Reduction System)
2012: SRS (Schumacher Recovery System)

Thanks Michael for this new crutch!

Schumacher: "Bernie, you know they do bikes in kids sizes too, right?"

MS - You can't force me to ride that, I know thats just a banana in you pocket
BE - Actually I'm just pleased to see you
MS - Gimme that bike!!!!

Bernie: Hey, blondie. Wanna a ride?

The annual staring competition was a great success with even Bernie taking part to try and win the bike!

Bernie : "Yes, I've just double checked the wheel nuts. I'm sure they are fully tightened."

Headline: Germans invade Le Tour de France.

"They tried to stop me from entering, but they never considered I'd go through Belgium."

Man in white suit: Bernie your hair smells so nice.
Bernie: Cant you see im taken. Oh Michael your so nice and you send me bikes.

Mercedes reveal their dual-rotating throttle pedal system and new front and rear brakes by two different handles. It's also fueled by Porridge, tea and toast.

BE: "On 3...1...2...3..."
MS: # "I want to ride on my bicycle, bicycle!"
BE: "Bloody hell, no! I wanted you to sing '9 Million Bicycles' by Katie Melua!"

BE "We got you something to replace that old bike you've been riding"
MS "I did not realise you had met her"

BE - Oh Michael congratulations on your 20th anniversary!
MS - Thank you, so, what is this paper for?
BE - Read it!

"In honor of your 20th anniversary of your commitment to Formula One, all your hard work and championships, records, and influence on the young drivers of today, your present is... a bike."

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Round Thirteen - Italy will follow next Tuesday​

 

[ghskilla]

niky - 2
mafia_boy - 1

 

[prisonermonkeys]

PeterJB - 1
Famine - 1
EDK - 1

 

[C-ZETA]

interludes - 1
PeterJB - 1
BlacqueJacques - 1

Aha! An end to the Caps saga. So...why am I writing this?

 

[Touring Mars]

interludes - 2
homeforsummer - 1

 

[Watchman]

PeterJB - 2
mafia_boy - 1

 

[Jimlaad43]

driftking18594-1
MrMulsanne-2

 

[DK]

Seismica - 2
Omnis - 1

 

[Lizard]

driftking18594- 2
Interludes - 1 although its Gaddafi not Qaddafi

 

[dhandeh]

Ghskilla 2
AdeUK 1

 

[Pupik]

pezzarinho17 - 1
Famine - 1
Omnis - 1

...although its Gaddafi not Qaddafi

There's at least four different spellings, possibly more. We'll let you know for sure when the Grand Prix of Tripoli returns.

 

[livemusic]

LewyOs- 2

haitch40- 1

 

[Lizard]

There's at least four different spellings, possibly more.

Will evil 🤬 suffice?

 

[Seismica]

Famine - 1
LewyOs - 1
Omnis - 1

No cap filter this week

 

[ADEuk]

EDK - 1
homeforsummer - 2






('Ninja camera' was best tho)

 

[Omnis]

ADEuk - 2
PeterJB - 1

 

[BlacqueJacques]

LewyOs - 2

homeforsummer - 1