F1 Caption Game 2018: VOTING - RD21 - Open to Mon 17th Dec 1000 GMTFormula 1

[Jimlaad43]

Phosphorous - 2
Uranium - 1

(Running out of caps aversion ideas) :-(

 

[Touring Mars]

s - 1
p - 1
g - 1

 

[Sam48]

G - 2
u - 1

 

[Peter.]

G - 2
I - 1

Nice, no points this round again. I think i'm the Pastor Maldonado of this competition.

 

[Akmuq]

G - 2
I - 1

Nice, no points this round again. I think i'm the Pastor Maldonado of this competition.

Dude, I have only scored once this season, way back in Spain.

 

[LewyOs]

H - 2
a - 1

 

[Omnis]

Genetically modified organisms?

Haha! I was going to post that.

p-2
h-1

edit: Also, WOOHOO! I got my first (I think) point of the season. I feel like Tiago Monteiro.

 

[Pezzarinho17]

o - 2
p - 1

 

[hawkeye122]

Haha! I was going to post that.

p-2
h-1

edit: Also, WOOHOO! I got my first (I think) point of the season. I feel like Tiago Monteiro.

HAHA Thats great!

 

[Touring Mars]

ROUND ELEVEN - Voting

• Please see the rules in Post #1 before casting your vote
  
• You have three votes which may be split two ways (2-1) or three ways (1-1-1)
  
• Remember your vote is final and cannot be edited or changed, otherwise it will be discounted
  
• Please read all entries before voting
  
• Deadline for voting is Monday 29th August 0900 BST
  
• Good luck!

Submitted Entries

"...Someone sat on my cake."

While Lewis wonders why he keeps driving so recklessly, Jenson fills Lewis' drink bottle with the Ale.

Too much Champagne and cake had Jenson feeling quesy, and unlucky for Lewis, he could not make it to the porta loo...

Whilst the celebrations are ongoing in the Mclaren motorhome, Jenson goes searching for his lucky fifty pence piece which he dropped earlier.

Jenson Button was wondering what changes he could do to Lewis Hamilton's cockpit so his teammate would not be able to be competitive (if I typed it wrong, please correct me) for the remainder of the season.

Ooh, Look!! They've painted my picture on the car!

Jenson Button: "Hmmm, it certainly looks like Lewis' car, but ... a-ha! 'Driver - Rowan Atkinson'? I knew it!"

Jenson Button, steadying himself when he heard the news that Lewis still thought he (Hamilton) could win the Championship!

...there's no stopping meeee....
I'm burning through the skieeees, yeah!
Two hundred Grand Priiiixs
That's why they call me Mister Fahrenheiiiit!
I'm travelling at the speed of liiight
I wanna make a su-per-so-nic-man-outta-you...

Don't stop me now!
I'm having such a good time, I'm having a ball...

Where's he gone? I knew it was a bad idea to let Bernie have a go.

Jessica enjoys a bit of peace while Jenson is distracted by a cunning ploy...

"9997, 9998, 9999, 10000... OK, coming ready or not!"

Jenson, are you ready for your prostate exam?

"I've looked everywhere else. Perhaps Touring Mars hid my votes from last week in here?"

"Ugh, who put chewing gum on the inside of my car?"

Whitmarsh: "Jenson, come back and eat your pie. You know you can't play with the car before finishing your pie!"

Button: Crap...

Whats a can of Red Bull doing in Lewis's car?

"Ah so there's the nut behind the wheel"

Ah, so thats where he keeps his magazines

Jenson: What's with these low garage ceilings, anyway?

Lewis' car looked somewhat different after McLaren honoured his request to have a "Win Wet Race" Button installed.

Button cannot hide his disappointment...
All that cake...
All those candles...
His car still hasn't turned into a Red Bull. And to make matters worse, Lewis has stolen his steering wheel when he had his eyes closed.

'How long do I have to hold this panel, until the glue sets then?'

(*Looks behind the wheel, reads: "Lewis wuz here", after seing the damage made to the nose JB shouts:You gotta be joking*)

Jenson having a look at Lewis's car and finds that Lewis's downshift paddle has been replaced by a handbrake.

JB: Hang on a sec...
*drools into cockpit*
JB: Let's see him try to focus with my spit in there!

Jenson notices the new on board camera angles requested by Sky to increase interest in the up coming 'packages'.

JB: Mirror mirror on my car who is the fastest of them all.

Car: Fernando is faster than you.

Jenson "I'd give it 5 minutes if I were you"

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Round Twelve - Belgium will follow next Monday​

 

[prisonermonkeys]

A - 2
S - 1

Anti-caps.

 

[lbsf1]

C-2
v-1

 

[Jimlaad43]

www.barbados.[domain]-2
www.cocos(keeling)island.[domain]-1


{Help, running out of ideas badly}

 

[Lizard]

F-2
U-1
Sorry about my awful caption this week.

 

[ADEuk]

A - 1
J - 1
N - 1

 

[Pezzarinho17]

C - 2
J - 1

My first entry was not removed (L). Unless someone stole it when I abandoned it?...

 

[livemusic]

F - one
T - two

 

[Pupik]

www.barbados.[domain]-2
www.cocos(keeling)island.[domain]-1

{Help, running out of ideas badly}

Use...letters. It's been lower case letters for over a month now.

 

[Touring Mars]

My first entry was not removed (L). Unless someone stole it when I abandoned it?...

Thanks for pointing that out, I've editted the poll.

Use...letters.

That would be best

 

[Jimlaad43]

fine then (grumble grumble grumble)
bb-2
cc-1

 

[EDK]

B - 1
K -1
W - 1

That is all.

 

[Watchman]

My votes:

F - 2
S - 1

 

[PeterJB]

H-1
J-1
AA-1

Caps.

 

[BlacqueJacques]

W-2
bb-1

 

[RACECAR]

AA-1
BB-1
S-1

The team Captain is present.

F-2
U-1

Such foul language

Caps.

 

[C-ZETA]

I simply couldn't think of a good caption this week. I am sad

G - 1
H - 1
N - 1

Hey, now I don't need to write a caps sentence! So...why am I writing this?

 

[niky]

2NR.

I guess that works.

2 - N
1 - R

 

[Lizard]

Such foul language

After the votes have come in I think my caption may not be as bad as I thought.

 

[dhandeh]

a
r
s
Each get one point.

 

[Jimlaad43]

a
r
s
Each get one point.

If you get rid of the "ach get one point."