F1 Caption Game 2018: VOTING - RD21 - Open to Mon 17th Dec 1000 GMTFormula 1

[Pezzarinho17]

ADEuk - 2
homeforsummer - 1

 

[mafia_boy]

niky - 2
PeterJB - 1

Awesome quotes this week guys. :tup:

 

[PeterJB]

Interludes-1
Famine-1
Borna12345-1

There's at least four different spellings, possibly more. We'll let you know for sure when the Grand Prix of Tripoli returns.

There's actually something like 34!

 

[niky]

interludes -2
akmuq - 1

I find the lack of anonymity disturbing... must not let people know how unfunny I really am!

 

[Pupik]

It was TM's idea, but I would still peek at who a, b, c, etc. were anyhow when I vote. Not that it matters, personally.

You'll also notice I didn't have an entry...I'm suffering from a lack of funny this week, and therefore succumbed to the 107% Rule.

 

[homeforsummer]

Famine - 1
niky - 1
PeterJB - 1

 

[Jimlaad43]

meh no votes

 

[Furinkazen]

Not much here either...

 

[BlacqueJacques]

Too many Bernie appearances in the photos to be captioned?

 

[niky]

Propose a motion to ban Bernie from captions, as well as Mark Webber? We could always use more Jackie Stewart, though...

 

[RACECAR]

My funny had a DNS this time around.

 

[LewyOs]

PeterJB - 2
Borna12345 - 1

 

[Lizard]

Are we not having a monza round?

 

[livemusic]

Now that you mentioned it I think Pupik was supposed to close this thread last tuesday.

 

[Touring Mars]

ROUND THIRTEEN - Voting

• Please see the rules in Post #1 before casting your vote
  
• You have three votes which may be split two ways (2-1) or three ways (1-1-1)
  
• Remember your vote is final and cannot be edited or changed, otherwise it will be discounted
  
• Please read all entries before voting
  
• Deadline for voting is Monday 3rd October 0900 BST
  
• Good luck!

Submitted Entries

Hamilton attempts to explain his Canada incident with Button

Hamilton: Do theses sun glasses make my head look small?

Button: I am amazed you can get a helmet on!

"Hey Jenson. What comes in a silver bottle and tastes of rohypnol?"

Lewis: See this? This is what 20 laps of turbulent air does to you!

LH: "You won't believe the e-mail I got the other day from this Nigerian prince! All he wants is £5,000 to invest in gold, and he'll give me the money back when he sells it for a decent price!"
JB: *looks at Hamilton suspiciously*

LH: I just bought £1 million in Williams shares, prices are so low they can only go up now!

"Not sure if Hamilton got lighter or suit got darker."

Is that Jessica getting raided by Tifosi? Ooooooh, that must hurt...

Jenson, considering our recent reversal of fortunes, I have thought long and hard upon the consideration that I should probably support your push at the championship. To this end, I have talked to the team and henceforth all further upgrades will be applied to your car and your car only. I'll play wingman to you on track to the best of my admittedly limited abilities and will no longer fight you when you need to overtake me for position.

You have my full support, mate.

...

Who are you and what have you done with Lewis?!?

Lewis Hamilton: "Hey, Jenson, Conan O'Brien really likes my girlfriend's cleavage! What did he think about yours?"

Lewis: I need help Jenson, i'm in a bad way. I'm going out of my mind. Nothing seems to be going right for me at the moment. The wheel is giving me no feedback about what the car is doing, i'm sure the tyres have changed again, the amount of buttons I need to use has become overwhelming and I feel like i'm driving on ice...

Please Jenson tell me... what are your Logitech G25 settings for F1 2011?!

LH: *snickers* Hey Jenson, you get paid a lot for those Head and Shoulders adverts?!

JB: Yes very funny... By the way, Regaine have been on the phone asking for you?...

Jenson: "Lewis... mate... should have gone to Specsavers"

Button upon hearing the news that Hamilton didn't crash in the race.

LH: 85 year old Italians are great in bed

Lewis: I swear she was just giving me a massage

"So if you didnt eat my cake, who did"

Lewis: Check it out, Jens... I've turned Nicole's old vajazzle into an earring.

Hey Jense, on 3, our main hacker will change the TV screen streaming the GP2 race.
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2
3

Hamilton: Hey, Jense. Is the toilet free?
Button: Oh I wouldn't go in there right now, mate!

LH: Did I ever tell you that you look a bit like Charlie Sheen?

JB: And you drive like him.

Jenson:You sure those glasses are legal in Italy?

Button: Hater blockers, or Stunna shades?

Hamilton: Well actually its too protect my eyes, you know our cars are so bright and reflective and the reflection from the sun hurts them

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Round Fourteen - Singapore will follow next Monday​

 

[prisonermonkeys]

N - 1
Q - 1
V - 1

Cappity cap cap caps.

 

[DK]

I - 2
T - 1

Activating caps in 3...2...1...

 

[Omnis]

QUR- 1 point.

If I could still change my caption it would be, "Jenson, the truth is that I have a secret South American lover. His name is Felipe. Don't tell Nicole."

 

[Jimlaad43]

l-1
t-1
p-1

 

[ADEuk]

N - 2
C - l

 

[PeterJB]

E-1
G-1
N-1

Caps.

 

[livemusic]

B- 1
C- 1
K- 1

Done.

 

[BlacqueJacques]

I-1
k-2

 

[RACECAR]

TGP - 1

*Captivates the fans*

 

[zippy_the_cat]

L - 1
i - 1
k - 1

 

[niky]

K2U.

Really, Felipe and Hamilton? That would never work as a TV sitcom about alternative lifestyles...

 

[ghskilla]

D - 1
I - 2 👍👍👍👍👍

 

[prisonermonkeys]

That would never work as a TV sitcom about alternative lifestyles...

Aren't 90% of sitcoms about two room mates who don't get along, but, through crazy random happenstance, they are forced to live together?

 

[Pezzarinho17]

V - 2
F - 1

Feel we were really missing a trick with this caption, looks prime for a few decent entries and yet reading back through them, none of them really work as expected?

 

[Touring Mars]

I - 2.
Q - 1.