A
Hold on. Let me grab my golden horseshoe.
B
Let's see who's really behind all those punctures...
...Michelin!?!
C
Now let's see if I can recover this before the FIA see it
D
"Toto, never get tyres from eBay again"
E
LH: "You see that? Michael and Ayrton never did that!"
F
Lewis: So that's where my salad fork was.
G
LH: Hmmm, not as deflated as Valterri's title hopes...
H
LH: And this way, Racing Point can really get in there and have a good look around the brake ducts...
I
"That's the last time I get remoulds from a back street tyre fitter."
A
"Yeah, I'm sure that 'all the Red Bull you can drink' is a great perk for driving for the team Alex, but..."
B
"Come on, Alex, I reckon if we make a quick trip up the motorway Costa, we can trick the press into thinking you're getting a McLaren seat."
"You mean I'm not getting it?"
"I mean, you can sit in this one..."
C
"Alex, come look at what Danny Ric left on the seat"
D
When you said "come for a ride in the 69-mobile", I didn't realise that was just the number plate
E
Best mates Albon and Norris depart the circuit after good but still slightly disappointing finishes. "Let's go get a pint."
F
AA: "Lando, why are you going to a place called Barnard Castle to test your eye sight?"
G
AA: I prefer your car to Seb's Ferrari, Lewis's Mercedes and Lance's Mercedes
H
"Stale Papaya Orange doesn't do it for me, either."
A
Grosjean finally gets to perform in front of an audience that loves him.
B
Oooh, whoa-oa-oa,
I always feel like, somebody's watchin' meeeeeeee,
Tell me, can it be?
C
With the marvel of giant telepresence screens, there's no way Romain won't see Ericsson coming this time...
D
Big head mode activated.
E
Grosjean's late defensive moves are explained when the paddock realizes he can't see behind his own hair
F
Romain upon seeing this photo: "Noooooo. I think Ericsson took this."
G
"I don't think Romain Grosjean understood what was meant when we asked him to become the head of the GPDA..."
H
GS: "why did they have to pick that picture of him?"