F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

[Omnis]

Don't trip, now.

I don't know how to take that comment, though. I apologize if my jokes are sinking as low as civic's. I must have hurricane fever. Otherwise, I mean, if that's a compliment to my jokes, then thanks. Haha.

God, I'm so bored.

 

[Lee]

I apologize if my jokes are sinking as low as civic's. .

Owned!

 

[livemusic]

Mechanic: So this is your steering wheel from Sauber?
Felipe: Yeah, it's a kind of amulet. Do you think I can use it in my Ferrari?
Mechanic: Sure, I'll just have to replace this speedometer by one that reads more than 220km/h.
Felipe: Cool!

 

[Lee]

Felipe: Check out the prank iv'e just pulled on MS's car eh eh eh?!
Mechanic: Oh dear god..
MS (Whilst out on track): S***!

 

[Omnis]

"Felipe, I've carefully modified this so you can't go sticking it in your ear."

"What?"

 

[Blake]

👍

Blake

 

[pSI civic]

Don't trip, now.

I don't know how to take that comment, though. I apologize if my jokes are sinking as low as civic's. I must have hurricane fever. Otherwise, I mean, if that's a compliment to my jokes, then thanks. Haha.

God, I'm so bored.

i was saying your last few jokes have sucked so bad its as if i wrote them. then i was saying the older ones were rather funny.

 

[Omnis]

i was saying your last few jokes have sucked so bad its as if i wrote them. then i was saying the older ones were rather funny.

Okay, sorry. Hit or miss.

 

[iceburns288]

"We 'borrowed' this from Sato... think he'll notice?"

 

[Small_Fryz]

Mec: "This is the 'radio' Button"
Massa: "what is a radio?"
Mec: "You use it to communicate with the pits"
Massa: "you mean i dont have to yell out when im passing the pitwall anymore!!?"

 

[livemusic]

Those last two are funny.

 

[DQuaN]

I thought it was time for a new image.

 

[TVRKing]

"I'm a little teapot, short and stout......"

 

[DQuaN]

 

[Diego440]

"I should've used Preparation-H"

 

[Touring Mars]

I thought it was time for a new image.

Hmmm, a new image Dunc? I'm not sure that skin-tight fireproofs would be quite your thing...

 

[DQuaN]

It's more the pose.

So sexy!

 

[Lee]

Maybe this will put Sato off for once and finally, finally, I can get my crown for taking out the most drivers in a single season!!!

 

[MagpieRacer]

Its fun to stay at the YMC errm whats next....R! dada!

 

[DQuaN]

"Hands on hips, swing your partner and dosey do!"

 

[Lee]

I wonder what the mechanic in the backround is looking at...

 

[ferrari_chris]

"Hmmm, I wonder how I can tell Frank that I've superglued my hand to the top of the car. If I stand here looking my usual sauve self, maybe no-one will notice..."

 

[pSI civic]

http://1.im.cz/n/photo/04/67/22keoxs-topsirka.jpg

sexy... sophisticated... calvin klien...

 

[MagpieRacer]

The new Frank Williams Range, available from all good retail outlets.

Including: Primark-webber.



See what i did there? (might only apply to people in the UK)

 

[THE ED3]

why did this thread just die all of a sudden...

 

[GilesGuthrie]

I thought it was time for a new image.

"Williams denied that their shortage of downforce had become critical."

 

[Cap'n Jack]

I thought it was time for a new image.

"Mark Webber dresses as a sperm for a fancy dress party later tonight"

 

[Lee]

I thought it was time for a new image.

Mark Webber lauches his new claim for the 2nd BMW seat by claiming they have ownership of his right nipple.

 

[Lee]

I know its already got a caption but;



God bless Sniff Petrol.

 

[jammyozzy]

I thought it was time for a new image.

"What? I thought this was a poser car? It's no good for anything else..."