F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

[Touring Mars]

Pssst, Flav... better stay away from the paddock. Piquet's boyfriend is over there, and he looks pretty pissed...​

 

[mipuumal]

Bernie: *whisper* FYI, your fly is unzipped.
Flav: What?! *looks down*
Bernie: Haha, made you look!
Flav: Hmm, where's that chauffer of yours? I need to have a little chat with him...
Bernie: *scared*

 

[peterjford]

BE: Thanks for the tip on Alonso last year, any tips on who to bet on at Singapore this year?

 

[TS]

Bernie - Flavio, you didn't need to tell Nelson to crash at Singapore. We both know that he would have crashed anyway.

 

[Omnis]

Bernie: "There may be a way to get you back in. Tell your wife to meet me at Mosley's, and don't forget the gear."

 

[prisonermonkeys]

Final Entry

Flavio Briatore: "Bernie, they gave me a life-long ban. Where shall I go? What shall I do?"

Bernie Ecclstone: "Frankly, my dear Flav ... I don't give a damn."​

 

[Bram Turismo]

Round Fourteen

Bernie:

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Brilliant quotes so far guys! 👍

 

[GTP_Ingram]

"Flav, I was thinking Bruce Grobbelaar and John Fashanu may be good signings for QPR, what do you think?"​

 

[Ian Poole]

BE: Hey Flav, just figured out who witness X is?
FB: Who?
BE: The guy holding the camera over there!
FB: I thought it was Max Mosley
BE: No, I just came from one of his parties
FB (looking down): Explains why you have no pants on them

 

[Soundtrack]

Flavio: “How do those GTP guys expect us to say something funny right now?”
Bernie: “Presumably, we succeeded quite well turning Formula One into a joke...”

 

[LewyOs]

Bernie: Look, your public image is in tatters at the moment, why not do something for the children? You've already got the look, how about a Jimmy Saville type show..... Flav'll Fix It?

 

[yeti]

Christ - all of these captions are genius... I feel inadequate!

C.

 

[zed300]

BE: "What are you doing here, you're not supposed to be anywhere near here."
FB:"What... you get get out here Bernie, I'm taking a piss."

 

[Smallhorses]

Bernie: "I told you I'd get you back for talking down to me, didn't I Flav?"
Flavio: "Come off it Bern, you're, like what? 4ft 7, if that?!! Everyone has to talk down to you!" ​

 

[Sureboss]

Right, you've got till Thursday morning to make any more captions for Round 14.

Baring in mind, I've updated to this post, so if you edit any posts before this, tell me, or I won't see it.

 

[Boffin]

Bernie - I just heard those teenagers over there call us old lesbians.​

 

[Peter]

BE: Flavio, I am dissapoint.

 

[livemusic]

It looks like Hagrid and Harry Potter didn't age so well.

 

[Touring Mars]

It looks like Hagrid and Harry Potter didn't age so well.

Some ace captions this week, but that's gold

 

[Only_in_f1]

It looks like Hagrid and Harry Potter didn't age so well.

GOLD

 

[PeterJB]

WINNAR!!!!

 

[GTP_Deathwalker]

Class!

 

[LancerEvo7]

It looks like Hagrid and Harry Potter didn't age so well.

I take back what I said to interludes. You win this thread.

 

[Pupik]

Bernie: I think Max said a sentence about your car's suspension, purple monkey dishwasher.

 

[prisonermonkeys]

Bernie: I think Max said a sentence about your car's suspension, purple monkey dishwasher.

Flavio: He's going to pay for that, especially the dishwasher comment!

 

[Peter]

BE: Hey, you wanna hear a joke?
FB: Yea.
BE: Our realtionship.

 

[Sureboss]

Round Fourteen Voting:

Captions:
Sureboss

Bernie: "You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!"

yeti

BE : Nice Scarf
FB : Thanks - it matches my car...

PeterJB

BE: Grosjean just crashed.
FB: Is Alonso first?
BE: No.
FB: Didn't think it would work again!

Touring Mars

Pssst, Flav... better stay away from the paddock. Piquet's boyfriend is over there, and he looks pretty pissed...

mipuumal

Bernie: *whisper* FYI, your fly is unzipped.
Flav: What?! *looks down*
Bernie: Haha, made you look!
Flav: Hmm, where's that chauffer of yours? I need to have a little chat with him...
Bernie: *scared*

peterjford

BE: Thanks for the tip on Alonso last year, any tips on who to bet on at Singapore this year?

TS

Bernie - Flavio, you didn't need to tell Nelson to crash at Singapore. We both know that he would have crashed anyway.

Omnis

Bernie: "There may be a way to get you back in. Tell your wife to meet me at Mosley's, and don't forget the gear."

Interludes

Flavio Briatore: "Bernie, they gave me a life-long ban. Where shall I go? What shall I do?"

Bernie Ecclstone: "Frankly, my dear Flav ... I don't give a damn."

Bram Turismo

Bernie:

pippin4652

"Flav, I was thinking Bruce Grobbelaar and John Fashanu may be good signings for QPR, what do you think?"

Ian Poole

BE: Hey Flav, just figured out who witness X is?
FB: Who?
BE: The guy holding the camera over there!
FB: I thought it was Max Mosley
BE: No, I just came from one of his parties
FB (looking down): Explains why you have no pants on them

Soundtrack

Flavio: “How do those GTP guys expect us to say something funny right now?”
Bernie: “Presumably, we succeeded quite well turning Formula One into a joke...”

LewyOs

Bernie: Look, your public image is in tatters at the moment, why not do something for the children? You've already got the look, how about a Jimmy Saville type show..... Flav'll Fix It?

zed300

BE: "What are you doing here, you're not supposed to be anywhere near here."
FB:"What... you get get out here Bernie, I'm taking a piss."

Smallhorses

Bernie: "I told you I'd get you back for talking down to me, didn't I Flav?"
Flavio: "Come off it Bern, you're, like what? 4ft 7, if that?!! Everyone has to talk down to you!"

80Y2C2

Bernie - I just heard those teenagers over there call us old lesbians.

FatAssBr

It looks like Hagrid and Harry Potter didn't age so well.

Pupik

Bernie: I think Max said a sentence about your car's suspension, purple monkey dishwasher.

PJ-FFL

BE: Hey, you wanna hear a joke?
FB: Yea.
BE: Our relationship.

Voting will end on Sunday, at some point.

 

[LancerEvo7]

Hard one for voting, they're all really good, but:

1.FatAssBr
2.zed300

 

[mipuumal]

1. FatAssBr
2. Bram Turismo

 

[prisonermonkeys]

1 - Sureboss
2 - soundtrack