F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

[Smallhorses]

(*Off Camera*) Stefano Domenicali: "Keep your eyes closed... keep 'em closed... that's it... just a few more steps and we're there!
Now then, you can open your eyes to see the surprise modification which we promised would make your car 20% faster at Monza!"

(*Opens Eyes*) Luca Badoer: "What?.. Schumi?.. Oh Bugger!"​

 

[mafia_boy]

MS:
LB: Why so happy Michael??
MS: I just found out Fisichella's replacing you, we'll finally make 2nd qualifying again!​

 

[peterjford]

MS: I told you the car was crap, you should have faked and injury like I did.​

 

[Omnis]

MS: Knock Knock
LB: Who's there?
MS: Badoer'd
LB: Badoer'd who?
MS: Boss has been screaming a badoer'd into my headset all weekend.

 

[GTP_Ingram]

"You do serve at least one useful purpose in life Luca, as a horrible example."​

 

[TS]

"You do serve at least one useful purpose in life Luca, as a horrible example."​

bahahahaha

Awesome!

 

[prisonermonkeys]

It was a long time before Luca Badoer began to suspect Ferrari had fired him by sending him to Madame Tussauds instead of Monza ...​

 

[Smallhorses]

Not Final Entry

Luca (*Singing*): "...And the whole pitlane will scream my name when I ask them once again "Who's Bad-oer?"!"

Michael: "Jeez Luca. Your singing really is worse than your driving! I had to take my earphones off! MJ is probably turning in his grave right now!"​

 

[Vaxen]

MS: Why'd you sign your cap "V. Bad"?
LB: My middle name is Very!​

 

[Lee]

MS: "Nah Luca, hang on in there, you'll race at Italy."

Translates to:

MS: "Christ, Mazzacane would've been a better choice."

 

[Watchman]

MS:
LB: Why so happy Michael??
MS: I just found out Fisichella's replacing you, we'll finally make 2nd qualifying again!​

Awesome!!! 👍

 

[Ian Poole]

FINAL ENTRY

LB: What's so funny Michael
MS: With GT Planet using this picture, finally we don't get to hear about Kate's Dirty Sister
LB: Who's Kate's Dirty Sister?
MS (going off subject): You know it says V.Bad on your hat?
LB: You realise that your shirt says Sutton and not Schumacher?

 

[Peter]

LB: Hey Schumi, how do you think I did the last 2 races?
MS:
LB: So, am I going to Monza?
MS

 

[L_Hamilton]

Removed

 

[LewyOs]

Michael: Hey Luca, a joke for you. Whats old, slow and used to drive a Ferrari?

Luca: Rubens?

Michael: No it's you Luca...

 

[prisonermonkeys]

Final Entry

Coming soon to London's West End theatre: Stefano Domenicalli and Luca di Montezemolo are proud to present The Prince and the Pauper. This adaptation of Mark Twain's classic tale stars Michael Schumacher as the titular Prince who exchanges identities with the Pauper, played effortlessly by Luca Badoer. You'll laugh as Badoer struggles to lap within five seconds of anyone else, cry as Schumacher is denied a return to the cockpit from a neck injury and cheer as Luca tries to wrest the limelight away from Kimi Raikkonen. See the performance the critics are calling "a masterpiece" and "nowhere near as self-indulgent as rival production Piquet! The Musical". Book your tickets today for this wonderful limited-run production, with just two shows in Valencia and Belgium.​

 

[orimarc]

"nowhere near as self-indulgent as rival production Piquet! The Musical".

I told you it was a bad idea.

 

[peterjford]

I told you it was a bad idea.

Brilliant!!

 

[Solid Lifters]

MS: "OK, Luca, it's your turn to close your eyes and guess what's in my pocket."

LB: "Let's see..." *feels around in MS's pocket*

MS: *MS starts to lightly smile*

LB: "It's wide... and thick." *Feels around more*

MS: *MS starts to smile more*

LB: "It's also round, but..." *Feels around more*

MS: *MS starts to smile even more*

LB: "...it's also very, very long!" *Feels around more*

MS: *MS starts to smile even more and is starting to enjoy it*

LB: "It feels like... Schnitzengruben! Is it your lunch!?"

MS: "Luca, you idiot, that's not my pocket! But please don't stop guessing!"

 

[Nicksfix]

MS - (laughing) You'll never guess what I have in my hand

LB - Uhhhh Michael.....not in public......OK

 

[Peter]

FINAL ENTRY

LB: Michael, I think I might get demoted back to test driver
MS: Don't be silly. We're completely firing you.

 

[Sureboss]

Right, I'll get voting started tomorrow night, so get your captions in.

Smallhorses, I've got your first caption in, that your final one? I didn't look for final entry and saw Not final entry on the next post...

 

[zed300]

LB:My father told me when I was a little boy, to follow my dreams. Mine was to be an F1 driver for Ferrari and stand on the Podium.
MS:*sings*"Well two out three ain't bad."

 

[Touring Mars]

Final Entry

MS: What are you doing Luca?
LB: I'm visualising my race at Monza next weekend.
MS: Oh, in that case, you can open your eyes now...

 

[livemusic]

Good one, TM. I was trying to come up with something along those lines...

 

[Sureboss]

Round Thirteen voting:

Captions:
TheCracker

"Yeah, Ralf should have been given the drive instead"

Ian Poole

LB: What's so funny Michael
MS: With GT Planet using this picture, finally we don't get to hear about Kate's Dirty Sister
LB: Who's Kate's Dirty Sister?
MS (going off subject): You know it says V.Bad on your hat?
LB: You realise that your shirt says Sutton and not Schumacher?

yeti

MS : You hear that Mr Badoer? That is the sound of inevitability... It is the sound of your P45... Goodbye Mr Badoer.
LB : My Name is L.BAD

Touring Mars

MS: What are you doing Luca?
LB: I'm visualising my race at Monza next weekend.
MS: Oh, in that case, you can open your eyes now...

mipuumal

MS: Hey Luca, I just noticed your hat says "Bad"

LB: lol, probably just a coincidence. I'm sure it won't reflect my performances in anyway.

Alex.

LB: Monza is a track that I could drive with my eyes closed...
MS: Even Sato could do that

Pupik

After 3 years since racing in F1, even Schumacher still manages to get ahead of Luca.

PeterJB

LB: Oh yeah, Michael, that's the spot!
MS: Stefano's coming over here!
LB: Then hurry up, byotch!

TS

Soundtrack

MS: “Should I come back to Formula 1 next year, would you like to be the second driver?”

aurelio_911

LB:"Hey Michael, Stefano said me that I was wearing an evidence of how will be my future with Ferrari. I don't understand anything."

CAPS:"LOOKING BAD"

MS:"Haha!" (Thinking:"what an idiot")

Smallhorses

(*Off Camera*) Stefano Domenicali: "Keep your eyes closed... keep 'em closed... that's it... just a few more steps and we're there!
Now then, you can open your eyes to see the surprise modification which we promised would make your car 20% faster at Monza!"

(*Opens Eyes*) Luca Badoer: "What?.. Schumi?.. Oh Bugger!"

mafia_boy

MS:
LB: Why so happy Michael??
MS: I just found out Fisichella's replacing you, we'll finally make 2nd qualifying again!

peterjford

MS: I told you the car was crap, you should have faked and injury like I did.

Omnis

MS: Knock Knock
LB: Who's there?
MS: Badoer'd
LB: Badoer'd who?
MS: Boss has been screaming a badoer'd into my headset all weekend.

pippin4652

"You do serve at least one useful purpose in life Luca, as a horrible example."

interludes (aka: Do you race?)

Coming soon to London's West End theatre: Stefano Domenicalli and Luca di Montezemolo are proud to present The Prince and the Pauper. This adaptation of Mark Twain's classic tale stars Michael Schumacher as the titular Prince who exchanges identities with the Pauper, played effortlessly by Luca Badoer. You'll laugh as Badoer struggles to lap within five seconds of anyone else, cry as Schumacher is denied a return to the cockpit from a neck injury and cheer as Luca tries to wrest the limelight away from Kimi Raikkonen. See the performance the critics are calling "a masterpiece" and "nowhere near as self-indulgent as rival production Piquet! The Musical". Book your tickets today for this wonderful limited-run production, with just two shows in Valencia and Belgium.

Vaxen

MS: Why'd you sign your cap "V. Bad"?
LB: My middle name is Very!

Bee

MS: "Nah Luca, hang on in there, you'll race at Italy."

Translates to:

MS: "Christ, Mazzacane would've been a better choice."

PJ-FFL

LB: Michael, I think I might get demoted back to test driver
MS: Don't be silly. We're completely firing you.

LewyOs

Michael: Hey Luca, a joke for you. Whats old, slow and used to drive a Ferrari?

Luca: Rubens?

Michael: No it's you Luca...

Solid Lifters

MS: "OK, Luca, it's your turn to close your eyes and guess what's in my pocket."

LB: "Let's see..." *feels around in MS's pocket*

MS: *MS starts to lightly smile*

LB: "It's wide... and thick." *Feels around more*

MS: *MS starts to smile more*

LB: "It's also round, but..." *Feels around more*

MS: *MS starts to smile even more*

LB: "...it's also very, very long!" *Feels around more*

MS: *MS starts to smile even more and is starting to enjoy it*

LB: "It feels like... Schnitzengruben! Is it your lunch!?"

MS: "Luca, you idiot, that's not my pocket! But please don't stop guessing!"

Nicksfix

MS - (laughing) You'll never guess what I have in my hand

LB - Uhhhh Michael.....not in public......OK

zed300

LB:My father told me when I was a little boy, to follow my dreams. Mine was to be an F1 driver for Ferrari and stand on the Podium.
MS:*sings*"Well two out three ain't bad."

 

[mipuumal]

1. Smallhorses
2. PJ-FFL

 

[LancerEvo7]

1. zed300
2. PJ-FFL

 

[GTP_Ingram]

1. TS
2. The Cracker

 

[TS]

1. pippin4652
2. Vaxen