F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

[peterjford]

If I may be so bold as to add to this:

Schumi: Trust me, you don't want to beat me to the title. The last person who did that is gonna get what's coming to him...

FM: Shallow grave, check. No witnesses, check. Weapon, check.
FA: Did you say something Felipe?
FM: Yeah, I have a message from Michael...

 

[livemusic]

Nice one.

 

[prisonermonkeys]

Michael Schumacher "Fine, don't believe me. Maybe I'm just trying to get inside your
head and mess about with it. Maybe I'm not. But I guess you'll never know which on
it is until you can tell me with all certainty that your mother doesn't have a
tattoo of a rose on her inner thigh ..."

No caption necessary:

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[GTP_Ingram]

Michael and Nico wonder how they find themselves in such a bizarre situation, as they look down at the two midgets who have tied their hands behind their backs and now hold them at gunpoint​

 

[RACECAR]

No caption necessary:

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[Omnis]

"ACHTUNG: Sie Haben Dienst in 3000 Meilen."​

 

[prisonermonkeys]

Robert Kubica: "Yeah, you should see him. I'm telling you, he just showed up. It's Alex from 'A Clockwork Orange'!"​

 

[mipuumal]

Robert Kubica: "Yeah, you should see him. I'm telling you, he just showed up. It's Alex from 'A Clockwork Orange'!"​

Hah, now that you mention it, there is a striking resemblance. Well spotted!

 

[zed300]

M.S. You hear that Nico?
N.R. What?
M.S. That's the sound of all the people saying that I cant win again.
N.R. I don't hear anything.
M.S. Exactly, that's what I keep telling my wife .​

 

[prisonermonkeys]

Robert Kubica: "Wait, what do you mean the team is to be called 'Spermbank Renault'? Vitaly said it was 'Sberbank'!"​

 

[livemusic]

M.S. You hear that Nico?
N.R. What?
M.S. That's the sound of all the people saying that I cant win again.
N.R. I don't hear anything.
M.S. Exactly, that's what I keep telling my wife .

Lmao.

 

[SUPER NUMBBER]

KUBICA: Yeah, the team's new name isn't much different, but the bosses say that if we get into the drink making business, we might be as good as Red Bull...

 

[Touring Mars]

M.S.: Knock Knock
N.R.: Who's there?
M.S.: Jenson
N.R.: Jenson who?
M.S.: Exactly!​

 

[TS]

Robert: You know I should of taken up basketball instead of race car driving, then maybe I could be wearing an "Air Kubica" hat instead of a "Air Jordan" hat.

 

[homeforsummer]

KUBICA: Yeah, the team's new name isn't much different, but the bosses say that if we get into the drink making business, we might be as good as Red Bull...

Was just about to make a similar joke myself!

 

[daan]

Get me a cap with a bigger peak. My nose is still in the sun!​

 

[SUPER NUMBBER]

Kubica did not know the ghost of Nelsinho's F1 career still haunted Renault...until that fateful day when he turned away from his reflection, only to find emptiness...​

 

[Omnis]

Mercedes declares German facilities too small; prepares to expand into Poland.

 

[Touring Mars]

Mercedes declares German facilities too small; prepares to expand into Poland.

 

[TS]

Mercedes declares German facilities too small; prepares to expand into Poland.

Epic win!

 

[yeti]

Didn't it turn out to be an epic loss in the end?!

C.

 

[TS]

I will break you.

I will break you.

 

[TheCracker]

I will break you.

I will break you find a bench in Belgium to sit on

 

[Touring Mars]

Butt On, Butt Off, Butt On, Butt Off, Butt On, Butt Off...​

 

[prisonermonkeys]

SEPARATED AT BIRTH

Ralf Schumacher: Useless German racing driver

RIcky Martin: Useless Latin pop star​

 

[peterjford]

RS: "Who's the third best driver in F1? THIS GUY!"

 

[Jono624]

campos to lose out on place because of money problems so steffan gp to come in with ralph

 

[Omnis]

I will break you find a bench in Belgium to sit on

Good one.

 

[Bram Turismo]

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"ACHTUNG: Sie Haben Dienst in 3000 Meilen."​

M.S. You hear that Nico?
N.R. What?
M.S. That's the sound of all the people saying that I cant win again.
N.R. I don't hear anything.
M.S. Exactly, that's what I keep telling my wife .​

M.S.: Knock Knock
N.R.: Who's there?
M.S.: Jenson
N.R.: Jenson who?
M.S.: Exactly!​

Mercedes declares German facilities too small; prepares to expand into Poland.

Good God, those captions really made my day 👍!

 

[GTP_Ingram]

Ralf recalls the time when Michael told him how the total of his talent equates to what Michael posseses in his index finger.