F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

[Ian Poole]

Nico doesn't seem to know what is worse, the fact that people could see his car from space or what he is hiding under his helmet from space!

Michael and his crew chief are clearly not impressed with Nico's impression of David Coulthard​

 

[TS]

Engineer: Hey Michael, I heard Nico has eyes for your wife.
Michael & Nico: WHAT?

 

[SUPER NUMBBER]

Nico Rosberg: Driver...philanthropist....air guitar rock star.

 

[TS]

This thread has been approved Nico Rosberg.

 

[Azure Flare]

Kimi impression, your doing it wrong

 

[homeforsummer]

Nico indicates his approval to the engineer that configured the head-up-display to receive TelevisionX​

 

[orimarc]

Nico approves the post up there.​

 

[Touring Mars]

And if Vijay invites you back to his trailer, just take one of these and you won't remember a thing​

 

[TheCracker]

OK Michael let me go over your list again. Two loaves of bread, a pint of milk and just one bratwurst?​

 

[Omnis]

• Pit light indicator, check.
• Drink dispenser, check.
• Gas pedal not made by Toyota, check.

"OK, I'm good to go!"​

 

[TS]

• Pit light indicator, check.
• Drink dispenser, check.
• Gas pedal not made by Toyota, check.

"OK, I'm good to go!"​

 

[zed300]

Anyone wanna see see my Arnie impersonation?
Haha, did you get it? Terminator. ​

 

[Ardius]

Heres some more to have a go with:

 

[homeforsummer]

"And to tell you the truth, di Montezemelo was always farting. Must have been all that pasta..."​

 

[orimarc]

Mechanic: "The team has the biggest budget on the field, so, could anyone tell me why I'm sitting on the trunk of a FREAKIN' KIA?!"

Kovalainen: I'm too sexy for my shirt...
or
Kovalainen: Guys, will this really help the car go faster? Because it's starting to freeze the tires...
​

 

[prisonermonkeys]

Heikki Kovalainen sets out to prove Kimi Raikkonen wrong - in the winter, the fishing in Finland is quite good.​

 

[Ardius]

Mechanic: "The team has the biggest budget on the field, so, could anyone tell me why I'm sitting on the trunk of a TOYOTA?!"

Its a KIA C'eed

 

[SUPER NUMBBER]

Ferrari attempts unconventional methods to get Badoer to go faster...

 

[RACECAR]

One of the Williams Mechanics gives a very detail description of a girl he noticed a moment ago.

 

[Ardius]

Sam Michael recalls the tale for Rubens, who will tell the tale next?

 

[RACECAR]

lol

Previously unnoticed mediocore shop job: Approved

Approval of previously unnoticed mediocore shop job: Unapproved

 

[peterjford]

With refueling banned for the season, Ferrari experiments with ways to get better fuel ecomomy.

 

[orimarc]

Its a KIA C'eed

D'oh. Fixed, thanks.

 

[TS]

Rubens: How dare you say my wife is fat!

Heikki Kovalainen collecting maple sap before his F1 days.

 

[in.s@ne]

There's a hole in my bucket, dear Liza, dear Liza

 

[prisonermonkeys]

While training for the new Formula 1 movie, Neil Patrick Harris instantly regretted his decision to play Heikki Kovalainen instead of Kimi Raikkonen.​

 

[Omnis]

"A Metaphor of My F1 Career, by Heikki Kovaleinen."

 

[mafia_boy]

Webber: Join me at the hotel afterwards??
Chick: Yeah, of course.


Weeks later......

So when we got back to the hotel, I got her breasts like this and put my head between her chest and went "brrrrrrr"!!​

 

[Touring Mars]

This is why Catherine and I hate dinner at the Räikkönen's place...
Jenni always wants us to play strip poker, and Kimi keeps sending me to fetch more vodka.​

 

[TS]

While training for the new Formula 1 movie, Neil Patrick Harris instantly regretted his decision to play Heikki Kovalainen instead of Kimi Raikkonen.​

bahahahaha

Webber: Join me at the hotel afterwards??
Chick: Yeah, of course.


Weeks later......

So when we got back to the hotel, I got her breasts like this and put my head between her chest and went "brrrrrrr"!!​

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A+ captions guys!