F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

[Jimlaad43]

In anger, Vettel has placed mines all over the top step of the podium.

 

[Jimlaad43]

Anti gravity Boots help when Webber realised the Hungarians put up the New Zealand flag on top of the podium.

 

[Jimlaad43]

Alonso: Oi Webber, Bet you cant reenact Valencia.
Webber: No probs
Alonso: Oi Felipe, You owe me another win.

 

[Lizard]

Final Post

And I was just getting to know you
final entries are for the gp rounds only when the thread has free practice above it we are just passing time.

 

[Touring Mars]

final entries are for the gp rounds only when the thread has free practice above it we are just passing time.

👍

Indeed, this is not Round 13. This year, each round uses a picture taken from the actual race weekend itself, hence Round 13 will be posted on Monday using a picture selected by the winner of the previous round.

 

[Jimlaad43]

Ill try more then

Alonso: That super glue works. Hes now camouflaged as the one on the F1 logo. Mwahahahaha

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Why the hell is Webber milking a cow?

 

[livemusic]

You could've posted all of those in just one post.

 

[ADEuk]

Mark Webber just before damaging his F-duct

 

[BlacqueJacques]

Mark Webber just before damaging his F-duct

That is one I'd vote for

Also: bring new meaning to the term: 'pop' the cork (mate)!

 

[Touring Mars]

Round Thirteen - Belgium

(Picture chosen by astrosdude91)

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Entries by Monday, 6th September - 0900 BST - please mark your final entry appropriately, and remember that you cannot change it once it has been marked. You may also submit your final entry to me via PM if you want your entry to be anonymous.

Full rules available in Post #1

Please note, if you submit an entry, you are expected to vote in the subsequent voting round

 

[PeterJB]

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Lewis! Vettel is approaching! Duck and cover!

 

[Famine]

Kubica: "Was it the same cat, or did it just look like the same cat?"

 

[DOUQA]

Lewis: " OK, Which one of you b*****ds squirted superglue in my hair"
Robert: (Superglue... You wish)

 

[Lizard]

Lewis realises what Kubica is looking so smug about as the russian mafia led by Petrov approaches.

 

[Seismica]

LH: I'm seeing double. There's two Poles!

 

[Jimlaad43]

Webber: Pssst
Lewis: Oh god, Now Im bursting for the toilet.
Kubica: Dont worry, ive gone just here.

 

[BlacqueJacques]

Round Thirteen - Belgium

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FINAL ENTRY
Lewis: Yep the gravel trap excursion was all part of our race plan.....yeah that's the ticket!

Robert: Slick! Your hair I mean!

 

[livemusic]

Hamilton: Hey! Where the hell is my hat?

Kubica: *whistles*

 

[TS]

Trophy presenter:An englishman, an australian and a pollock go to a bar, what happens?
Lewis: Is that some sort of joke?
Robert: Webber put you up to this didn't he?

 

[Terronium-12]

Final Entry

Hamilton: I'm too sexy for this hat, too sexy for that trophy....too sexy, yeah!
Kubica: *Sighs* What might have been...

 

[Ian Poole]

The before and after of Just For Men haircare products ad!

 

[prisonermonkeys]

Robert Kubica: "Okay, Robert, you finally made it into the GTP Caption Competition. And what's more, Lewis is giving you plenty to work
with. You can do this. Just make sure you're funny. Be witty. Now, what do I say? What do I say? Come on, think!"​

 

[Ingram]

After a gullible Lewis is told that The Matrix is a true documentary, he checks to see if he is in the 'Real World' by looking for the plug on the back of his head.

 

[astrosdude91]

Hamilton: *Sarcasticly* "Oh my God, I just won! This never happens to me!"

Kubica: "Not cool, dude."​

I'll probably come up with a better one.

 

[Jimlaad43]

Lewis: Oh No, I can see your mechanic with the Pine Tree-like erect Penis from Bahrain.
Robert: Oh god, we tried to leave him in China.

This is my entry at the moment, but I might come up with a better one.

 

[prisonermonkeys]

Mark Webber: "Well, you came and you gave without taking,
But I sent you away; oh, Mandy.
Well, you kissed me and stopped from from shaking,
And I need you today; oh, Mandy."​

 

[Soundtrack]

Mark Webber on his way to grab a first WDC title...unobtrusively...

 

[Lizard]

If the motorsport.com thing was a little right i would have had a great joke.

 

[Famine]

Kubica: "Was it the same cat, or did it just look like the same cat?"

After a gullible Lewis is told that The Matrix is a true documentary, he checks to see if he is in the 'Real World' by looking for the plug on the back of his head.

Pssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssyche!

 

[PeterJB]

FINAL ENTRY

Lewis: Think about it, Robert. If you hadn't overshot your pit box, you could have won today.

Robert: Think about this, Lewis. If you hadn't overshot the entire pit lane, you could have won at Canada Thanks for that by the way!