F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

[astrosdude91]

Too many entries from Interludes!

 

[prisonermonkeys]

Too many entries from Interludes!

I have one final entry. It is clearly marked as such. Any caption entered after the final entry has been marked as not being my final submission; I simply posted because I was bored and I thought the thread could do with a little more life. I have made no attempt to change my nominated final entry at all. So if you're trying to get me disqualified or whatever, pelase stop. I could just as easily ask that you be disqualified for trying to have other entrants disavowed.

 

[astrosdude91]

Just joshin ya!

 

[Touring Mars]

Multiple entries are positively encouraged!

As interludes has already done, final entries must be clearly marked and cannot be changed once marked - if multiple entries are submitted but none are marked final entry, then the latest one posted within the deadline time will be assumed to be your final entry.

 

[Alex.]

Haha Interludes yours is very similar to the one I edited over, not currently sure which I will use for my final entry.

 

[Terronium-12]

Alonso: So, I was having this fantastic dream the other night about Karina Kay...
Webber: Karina Kay? Who's that?
Alonso: She's a porn star, way hot; but you'll never guessed who popped in afterward - Ann.
Webber: Ann? My, my girlfriend?
Alonso: Yeah! You can't control who pops in, she just popped in, it's not like it was intentional.
Webber: You know what? I don't like the fact that my girlfriend is popping into your weird dreams, so don't use her again for that.
Alonso: I'll never intentionally use your girlfriend.
Webber: Intentionally? What do you mean "intentionally"?
Alonso: I just told you you can't control who pops in.

Kudos if you know what I'm spoofing here.

 

[Lizard]

FA: Ohhh Mark
MW: Ooo Fernando. Sorry seb its over.

final entry

 

[Terronium-12]

Bah! I don't know which of the three to mark as my final entry.

 

[Serge.D]

F.A.: Hey Mark,is he born like that?
M.W.: Don't know mate,ask him.

 

[Beliall]

Alonso: Mark, Mark....I think I'm drunk.
Webber: Oh? How many fingers do you see me holding up?
Alonso: Just one.
Webber: That's right, tosser.

I've got another good one, but I'll wait until another caption or two is posted and go from there.

Made me chuckle

 

[Touring Mars]

Round Thirteen - Belgium - Free Practice

(Picture chosen by Low BHP)

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The winner of Round 12 will be announced on Monday 23rd August, voting is still open until 0900 BST Monday morning.. Round 13 will follow on Monday 30th August.

 

[Alex.]

INB4 powerful fart caption

 

[Smallhorses]

Alonso: "I only threatened to jam this thumb up his arse, and look what happened!"​

 

[Lizard]

Alonso: buy eni oil or mumm champagne and you will get an australian gorilla parachuted inFREE

 

[Touring Mars]

After Takeshi's Castle went off the air, a new used is found for the velcro wall

 

[PeterJB]

So guys, what did you think of Vettel's Drive-Through Penalty?

 

[BlacqueJacques]

Powerful champagne pop!

 

[prisonermonkeys]

Warning: excessive consumption of Red Bull may lead to insomnia, heart palpatations, mania and levitation.​

 

[Stiggy]

Webber again proves that Red Bull gives you wings.

 

[TS]

Fernando Alonso is pleased with his champagne cork prank.

 

[Seismica]

Mark celebrates, whilst Fernando spots Lewis in the crowd

 

[Pescara for GT5]

Alonso: Ya, he is about to stick that whole bottle up his 🤬

 

[livemusic]

And Alonso confirms Webber's new world record for podium jumping.

 

[Touring Mars]

ROUND TWELVE - RESULTS

1st: astrosdude91 - 25 pts
2nd: Pupik - 18 pts
3rd=: interludes, Touring Mars - 13 pts
5th=: LewyOs, TS - 9 pts
7th=: Smallhorses, mafia_boy, Alex., PeterJB - 3 pts


Winning Entry

Vettel: "...And all of a sudden I was in the Red Bull paddock in nothing but my underwear, and everyone was staring at me..."

Alonso: "What is he talking about?"

Webber: "I think he's describing a dream he had."

Vettel: "...And then I woke up, and realized that we were still racing, and that I had fallen over ten car-lengths back from Webber."

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Standings (after Round Twelve)

1st: Touring Mars = 130 pts
2nd: Smallhorses = 112 pts
3rd: pippin4652 = 95 pts
4th: interludes = 89 pts
5th: PeterJB = 55 pts
6th: Soundtrack = 50 pts
7th: daan = 48 pts
8th: Omnis = 41 pts
9th: Famine = 37 pts
10th: SUPER NUMBBER = 35 pts
11th=: LewyOs, mafia_boy = 32 pts
13th=: yeti, Alex. = 28 pts
15th: astrosdude91 = 25 pts
16th=: zed300, chromatic9 = 24 pts
18th: Pescara for GT5 = 23 pts
19th=: Terronium-12, ROAD_DOGG33J, TS = 21 pts
22nd: peterjford = 20 pts
23rd=: PureAwesomeness, TheStig13, Pupik = 18 pts
26th: ExigeEvan = 16 pts
27th: mipuumal = 13 pts
28th: BlacqueJacques = 11 pts
29th=: orimarc, Fastas, driftking18594, livemusic = 10 pts
33rd=: NihilismOnToast, RACECAR = 9 pts
35th=: Only_in_f1, analog = 8 pts
37th=: haitch40, atteiros = 7 pts
39th: Ian Poole = 6 pts
40th=: SaberFire, Seismica, Captain Roh = 4 pts
43rd: PJ-FFL = 3 pts

Congratulations to astrosdude91 for winning Round Twelve of the competition, not bad for a first attempt at the competition Great to see Pupik back in the comp too

Results Archive updated in the first post

Round Thirteen: Belgium - will follow a week from today​

 

[Pupik]

New rule: After stopping their cars in parc fermé, all finishers must climb a Lucite tree.

 

[PeterJB]

First points in 10 rounds! This is good, I move on from here. 3rd place is still up for grabs!

Not a caption

 

[Ingram]

Ever the talented impressionist, Mark Webber shows us his 'Donkey Kong'

3rd place is still up for grabs!

Pah! I'm just having a a blip, you'll see!

 

[astrosdude91]

Wow, my first entry in an F1 Picture Caption Game and I won it!

Thanks to everyone who voted for me!

 

[Lizard]

Wow, my first entry in an F1 Picture Caption Game and I won it!

Thanks to everyone who voted for me!

And thanks for the bribe

 

[astrosdude91]

Mark's reaction after being told that Justin Beiber's World Tour would be going through Canberra.​

Mark Webber has got the Bieber Fever bad!!