F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

[Jimlaad43]

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Guy on Right: Take those gloves off, we don't need another 'Sparco' near Heikki's car
Guy on Left: grrrrrrrrrrr

 

[Famine]

2 mechanics, 1 pitbox.

(and it's about to be filled with something that looks quite a lot like poo)

 

[GTP_Ingram]

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Jim: Oh no, Jarno's coming! I bet he's going to try and flog us some of his wine again. I HATE WINE!
Bob: Stay perfectly still.. A racing driver's vision is based solely on movement.​

 

[BlacqueJacques]

http://www.motorsport.com/photos/f1/2010/Japanese/f1-2010-Japanese-xp-0218.jpg

Once again Lotus team practices their fire drill!

FINAL

 

[Smallhorses]

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...All right Stop! Lock up your brakes and listen,
Heikki's back and he's in 12th position.
Something just doesn't seem right.
Could be all the wheelnuts we loosened last night?
Will it ever stop? Yo, I don't know,
we're just gonna wait for Sutil's engine to blow!..

 

[Omnis]

http://www.motorsport.com/photos/f1/2010/Japanese/f1-2010-Japanese-xp-0218.jpg

"I'll be the champagne, you pop my cork."

 

[Touring Mars]

Gran Turismo 5 delayed until December​

ADEuk, the prophet of doom!

 

[Jimlaad43]

Not an entry but, if you look at the lotus, you should all realise that it is Kovalainens car, not trullis car

 

[ADEuk]

ADEuk, the prophet of doom!

I feel like...

 

[BlacqueJacques]

so Mark Webber did know about the GT5 delay

 

[Dan360]

http://www.motorsport.com/photos/f1/2010/Japanese/f1-2010-Japanese-xp-0218.jpg

Guy on right: I feel like an amateur.
Guy on left: I understand, since it's your first time, just drop it at the right moment.
Guy on right: I hope I don't mess up my job as a lollipop man.

 

[Peter]

Sorry to rain on the captioning.

Petrov is not happy about the rumors at Autosport.

Top Gear helps with Korean GP construction.

 

[prisonermonkeys]

I know I shouldn't be doing this because there's an active round, but I saw the picture and had to do it:

Mark Slade: "Okay, Vitaly, let's take a look at your telemetry from Suzuka. You accelerated off
the line here, and ... actually, that's all we've got. Let's go have lunch."​

Won't do it again.

 

[Stiggy]

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WARNING: Playing practical jokes on your fellow pit crew members may lead to them running across the pitlane and almost being run over by one of the team's cars.

 

[Touring Mars]

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The Kama Sutra, page 12: The Lotus Position...​

 

[Omnis]

Oh come on, everyone know what Lotus position is.

 

[Famine]

Yeah, it's also called the BOHICA.

 

[Sureboss]

http://www.motorsport.com/photos/f1/2010/Japanese/f1-2010-Japanese-xp-0218.jpg
Nice to meet you Bernie but we are in a pit stop right now.

 

[NoobMan DS]

Gran Turismo 5 delayed until December

ADEuk, the prophet of doom!

So it became true.

 

[niky]

Oh come on, everyone know what Lotus position is.

Can we just stop now and give TM the trophy?

 

[tankuroded]

I will try to compete.

http://www.motorsport.com/photos/f1/2010/Japanese/f1-2010-Japanese-xp-0218.jpg

RIGHT: What you are doing?
LEFT: Seeing the television. Someone installed it in the pitbox.
RIGHT: Don't be lazy man, prepare - a car from our team is coming!
LEFT: I will do it!

 

[Lizard]

http://www.motorsport.com/photos/f1/2010/Japanese/f1-2010-Japanese-xp-0218.jpg


After a lotus mechanic sad he thought that his team was the fittest in the paddock they returned the favour.

final entry

 

[NINE_HUNDRED]

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YMCA!

 

[Touring Mars]

Round Sixteen - Voting is now open.

All participants in the last round are expected to vote.

Round Seventeen - Korea will follow next week​

 

[Touring Mars]

ROUND SIXTEEN - RESULTS

1. niky - 25 pts
2. Touring Mars - 18 pts
3. daan - 15 pts
4. TopGearFTW - 12 pts
5. TS - 10 pts
6=. Ian Poole, Smallhorses - 7 pts
8=. driftking18594, Pupik, ADEuk, Famine, pippin4652, BlacqueJacques, Omnis = 1 pt

Winning Entry

http://www.motorsport.com/photos/f1/2010/Japanese/f1-2010-Japanese-xp-0218.jpg

Oi, it's Hekki! Quick, pass me another fire extinguisher!

Standings (after Round Sixteen)

2010 F1 Caption Competition Winner

Touring Mars = 197 pts

Chase

1st: Smallhorses = 117 pts
2nd: pippin4652 = 116 pts
3rd: interludes = 99 pts
4th: PeterJB = 74 pts
5th: daan = 72 pts
6th: Soundtrack = 60 pts
7th: Omnis = 58 pts
8th: ADEuk = 53 pts
9th: LewyOs = 51 pts
10th: niky = 48 pts

11th: Famine = 44 pts
12th: SUPER NUMBBER = 35 pts
13th: TS = 33 pts
14th: mafia_boy = 32 pts
15th: TheStig13 = 31 pts
16th=: yeti, Alex. = 28 pts
18th: Pupik = 26 pts
19th: astrosdude91 = 25 pts
20th=: zed300, chromatic9 = 24 pts
22nd: Pescara for GT5 = 23 pts
23rd=: Terronium-12, ROAD_DOGG33J = 21 pts
25th: peterjford = 20 pts
26th: glassjaw = 19 pts
27th: PureAwesomeness = 18 pts
28th: ExigeEvan = 16 pts
29th=: mipuumal, Ian Poole = 13 pts
31st=: TopGearFTW, BlacqueJacques = 12 pts
33rd: driftking18594 = 11 pts
34th=: orimarc, Fastas, livemusic = 10 pts
37th=: NihilismOnToast, RACECAR = 9 pts
39th=: Only_in_f1, analog = 8 pts
41st=: haitch40, atteiros = 7 pts
43rd=: Carbonite, Justin = 6 pts
45th: Raagentreg = 5 pts
46th=: SaberFire, Seismica, Captain Roh = 4 pts
49th: PJ-FFL = 3 pts
50th: Sureboss = 2 pts

Congratulations to niky for winning Round Sixteen of the competition And, with three rounds to go, TM seals the 2010 F1 Caption Competition title, and claims the top prize of £1,000,000. The race for the remaining podium spots is tighter than ever, with just 1 pt between 1st and 2nd in the chase.

Results Archive updated in the first post

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[niky]

Thank you, Hekki, for providing a show so spectacular that it hasn't been forgotten a month hence. Thanks for all who voted. I'm hoping for rookie of the year if Bruno Senna doesn't beat me to it.

 

[BlacqueJacques]

My engineer just congratulated me for getting a point this round 👍

 

[TopGearFTW]

Wow. Chuffed with 4th place considering I've never attempted this before 👍

 

[Touring Mars]

Round Seventeen - Korea

Entries by Monday, 32nd October 1st November - 0900 BST - please mark your final entry appropriately, and remember that you cannot change it once it has been marked. You may also submit your final entry to me via PM if you want your entry to be anonymous. Please note, if you submit an entry, you are expected to vote in the subsequent voting round

Full rules available in Post #1

 

[prisonermonkeys]

Boobs.​