F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

[BlacqueJacques]

Mark: After my spin I crapped a turd this big in my racing suit; thinking about my championship chances
FINAL ENTRY

 

[prisonermonkeys]

Final Entry

A butterfly flaps its wings in Brazil, and a tornado hits Texas.

Mark Webber sneezes and Sebastian Vettel's engine falls apart.​

 

[KobayashiFan]

Mark Webber demostrating the size of the rock he hid in Jensons cockpit!

 

[Jimlaad43]

[David Attenborough voice]. Over here is the rare , mud residing Red Bullius Three wheelius, in its natural habitat, turn 13 at the Korean International circuit. Oh look, here comes its prey, the Mercedes Gpius Rosbergius and, oh what a sight, a successful hunt.

 

[Lizard]

Mark describes the time he lost his virginity.
final entry

 

[Touring Mars]

ROUND SEVENTEEN - RESULTS

1st. Jimlaad43 - 25 pts
2nd=. interludes, Soundtrack - 16 pts
4th. KobayashiFan - 12 pts
5th=. pippin4652, Beliall, Smallhorses - 8 pts

* 9 entries shared equal 8th place (worth 7 points in total), therefore no point were awarded.

Winning Entry

[David Attenborough voice]. Over here is the rare , mud residing Red Bullius Three wheelius, in its natural habitat, turn 13 at the Korean International circuit. Oh look, here comes its prey, the Mercedes Gpius Rosbergius and, oh what a sight, a successful hunt.

Standings (after Round Seventeen)

Chase

1st: Smallhorses = 125 pts
2nd: pippin4652 = 124 pts
3rd: interludes = 115 pts
4th: Soundtrack = 76 pts
5th: PeterJB = 74 pts
6th: daan = 72 pts
7th: Omnis = 58 pts
8th: ADEuk = 53 pts
9th: LewyOs = 51 pts
10th: niky = 48 pts

11th: Famine = 44 pts
12th: SUPER NUMBBER = 35 pts
13th: TS = 33 pts
14th: mafia_boy = 32 pts
15th: TheStig13 = 31 pts
16th=: yeti, Alex. = 28 pts
18th: Pupik = 26 pts
19th=: astrosdude91, Jimlaad43 = 25 pts
21st=: zed300, chromatic9 = 24 pts
23rd: Pescara for GT5 = 23 pts
24th=: Terronium-12, ROAD_DOGG33J = 21 pts
26th: peterjford = 20 pts
27th: glassjaw = 19 pts
28th: PureAwesomeness = 18 pts
29th: ExigeEvan = 16 pts
30th=: mipuumal, Ian Poole = 13 pts
32nd=: TopGearFTW, BlacqueJacques, KobayashiFan = 12 pts
35th: driftking18594 = 11 pts
36th=: orimarc, Fastas, livemusic = 10 pts
39th=: NihilismOnToast, RACECAR = 9 pts
41st=: Only_in_f1, analog, Beliall = 8 pts
44th=: haitch40, atteiros = 7 pts
46th=: Carbonite, Justin = 6 pts
48th: Raagentreg = 5 pts
49th=: SaberFire, Seismica, Captain Roh = 4 pts
52nd: PJ-FFL = 3 pts
53rd: Sureboss = 2 pts

Congratulations to Jimlaad43 for winning Round Seventeen of the competition With 2 rounds to go, it is very tight at the top for the Chase victory. This round had the most ever entries, and saw the biggest number of votes (21) for the winner, who also won by the biggest margin ever (16 votes!), so congrats Jimlaad43 for a great entry!

Results Archive updated in the first post

Round Eighteen - Brazil coming soon!

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[PeterJB]

I can still get 4th! Mark my words.

 

[Jimlaad43]

I won, OH YEA

 

[Touring Mars]

Round Eighteen - Brazil

Entries by Monday, 15th November - 0900 BST - please mark your final entry appropriately, and remember that you cannot change it once it has been marked. You may also submit your final entry to me via PM if you want your entry to be anonymous. Please note, if you submit an entry, you are expected to vote in the subsequent voting round

Full rules available in Post #1

 

[Jimlaad43]

Just to start it off

SWINE FLU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Lizard]

get overtaken on the parade lap then that gets rid of your bad luck for today.

 

[PeterJB]

Mechanic: Hey, you remember when Montoya span on the formation lap?

 

[KobayashiFan]

Nico: "So what did you say this stuff was again"?
Mechanic: "Chloroform"...
Nico: 🤬

 

[Smallhorses]

NH: "Headache, dizziness, heart-palpitations, nausea, uh-oh I think I'm going to puke. What's wrong with me?"
Mechanic: "It sounds like altitude-sickness to me, you're just not used to being this high up!"​

 

[BlacqueJacques]

The slick 'masked' bandit who 'stole' the pole on Saturday!
(just in case for clarification; not actually stolen; but well deserved and timing is everything )

FINAL ENTRY

 

[Ian Poole]

While his mechanic can only laugh, Nico rather regrets that bet he had with Rubens that if he got a pole position, Rubens would do a naked Samba dance!

 

[C-ZETA]

Mechanic: Still got some of the "Hell Energy Drink" left from Saturday?
Nico: I used it all up on "Red Bull"...

*Nico duly finishes 8th*

FINAL ENTRY

 

[KobayashiFan]

(INSERT UNWITTY REMARK ABOUT FATHER CHRISTMAS HERE)

FINAL ENTRY

 

[Peter]

Hulkenberg: Can I hold it?
Engineer: That's what she said.

 

[GTP_Ingram]

Mechanic: "Nico, you know we're looking for a driver with a bit more cash? Well, we're giving your race seat to Russia's number one."
Nico: "Petrov?"
Mechanic: "No. Vladimir Putin."

 

[DK]

Mechanic: "Uh...Nico..."
Nico: "Yeah?"
Mechanic: "You know the way that Rubens has a special towel for his...arse..."
Nico: "Oh my God...I feel..."
*Nico pukes*​

 

[Raagentreg]

Mech: Nico, I thought we discussed this, safety blanket is for emergencies... wait that isn't it.
Nico: It isn't?!
Mech: Nope, that's Rubens' *whispers*
Nico: O.o​

 

[TS]

As a way to boost their performance for Brazil, Williams hired Nico Hulkenburg's sister to drive the car at Brazil, let's just she was a tiny bit embarrassed when the umbrella holding man asked her to hold his rod.

 

[niky]

Nico: Is that Jessica Michibata? Did she break up with Jenson again? Ohmygosh, is she looking this way? Did she see me? She knows I'm on pole, right? How's my hair? Is there something in my teeth?

Mechanic: Yes. Dunno. Yes. Yes. Dunno. You've got a cap on, and it's fabulous. Nope. Go for it, Nico!

 

[NINE_HUNDRED]

Mechanic:Hahaha

Nico Is it still hanging there?

 

[Hun200kmh]

Nico: Is that Jessica Michibata? Did she break up with Jenson again? Ohmygosh, is she looking this way? Did she see me? She knows I'm on pole, right? How's my hair? Is there something in my teeth?

Mechanic: Yes. Dunno. Yes. Yes. Dunno. You've got a cap on, and it's fabulous. Nope. Go for it, Nico!

 

[prisonermonkeys]

Mechanic: "Frank, Sebastian superguled Nico's hands to his towel."

Frank Williams: "And Mark superglued the towel to his face?"

Mechanic: "No. Nico managed that on his own."​

 

[Soundtrack]


The Incredible Hulk: You realize you’ll hold this pole much longer than I do?

 

[Lizard]

mechanic: Hitler came to me in a dream saying you should help Sebastian as much as you can another German champion would be great for propaganda.
Nico pukes at the thought of Hitler coming back in any way shape or form.

 

[daan]

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Mechanic - You know, my arm didn't get this big just by holding umbrellas
Nico - **Barf**