F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1
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Horner, over Webber's radio, "Sorry Mark, you've finished 3rd in the drivers standings. But not bad for a #2 driver, right?"
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He makes every race strategy, all by himself.
He won the drivers championship, without team orders.
He is the pit crew.
Adrian Newey only sharpens his pencils for him to design the cars.
He is, the most interesting team principal in the world.
CH: I don't always drink energy drinks, but when I do, I always prefer Red Bull...
Stay thirsty my friends.
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CH: "In the red corner, from Oviedo, Spain, weighing in at 26 wins and 159 starts...El Nano, Fernando Alonso! And in the yellow corner, from Vyborg, Russia, weighing in at 0 wins and 19 starts...the Vyborg Rocket, Vitaly Petrov! Let's get ready to RUMBLE!!!"
*rings bell*
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And so I told Ellen... you know Ellen? Adrian's secretary? So I said: Ellen, darling, there's no way Adrian does not know that you've been smoking in his office... it stinks to high heaven in there! And then... hold on... I have another call...
Yes, Mark. Pit. Now. End of discussion.
Hello, Betty? Where was I?
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Hahahaha... I must give Vettel something!
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Trolololo la, la-la-la, la-la-la-
Oh hahahaho! Hahaheheho! Hohohoheho! Hahahaheho!
(I'm slightly worried that this may be considered spam by those who do not know the song
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Christians multi-purpose headset cleans and whitens his teeth in time for the interviews.
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Reporter: Well Christian, a fantastic end to a fantastic year of the sport, how much are you looking forward to the off-season?
Christian: Well, the work never stops, we're already developing the RB7 and-
Reporter: No, I don't mean that.
Christian: ...Oh?
Reporter: No more of Eddie Jordan's incessant team order rants for at least 4 months!
*Christian's reaction pictured above*
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INVISIBLE CALL GIRL!
Oh Yeah!
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Renault mechanic: We need to pay your team back after one of our engines failed on you in Korea. We've decided that we will make Petrov block Alonso as either; A) Alonso will become desperate to overtake and take himself out of the race. B) Petrov will be his usual self and crash, taking Alonso out of the race with him.
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Sorry, Jim, but I don't think we can use pictures and videos to support (or form) our captions anymore.
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Oh well, its still funny.
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"Heh, now Mark really IS the No. 2 driver!"
Final.
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Final Entry.
Little Chris Horner
Sat in the corner,
Watching Alonso cry;
He put up his thumb,
As Sebastian won,
And said, "What a good boss am I?!!"
Little Chris Horner
Sat in the corner,
Watching Alonso cry;
He put up his thumb,
As Sebastian won,
And said, "What a good boss am I?!!"
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Congrats to the Picture Caption game entrants for the fun captions
Yes Vitaly, Red Bull goes well with caviar, and до свидания до следующего раза (translation; 'goodbye, until next time')
FINAL ENTRY (parc ferme')
Yes Vitaly, Red Bull goes well with caviar, and до свидания до следующего раза (translation; 'goodbye, until next time')
FINAL ENTRY (parc ferme')
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Final entry
Wow Christian, you're still happy about the double championship!
Christian Horner: That's not why I'm smiling.
Ewww, Christian!
Christian Horner: Why do you think my leg is always shaking?
Wow Christian, you're still happy about the double championship!
Christian Horner: That's not why I'm smiling.
Ewww, Christian!
Christian Horner: Why do you think my leg is always shaking?
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