F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

[Ian Poole]

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CH: So yeah, Fernando was working for us as a secret agent to stop the Aussies winning any kind of championship

 

[Barra333]

MW: My god, what IS Seb doing with that trophy?
CH: Just smile and act like everything is normal

 

[Peter]

CH: Fernando, would you like to drive for us next year?
FA: Sweet!!!
MW: Huh? Did you guys say something?
CH: Nah, nothing Mark. (teeheehee)

 

[Jimlaad43]

Mark: Why does it say 'Webber' on that Hispania?

 

[niky]

MW: No, seriously... what did you guys talk about in there? You were in there for hours!

Guys?... Guys?

 

[PeterJB]

"Mark is awfully startled by Sebastian's makeover"

 

[Touring Mars]

"Mark is awfully startled by Sebastian's makeover"

*spits out drink*

 

[Alex.]

MW: *returns from bathroom* Ok, which one of you buggers put Turbo Lax in my Martini?

​

 

[Peter]

FA: Mark, have you signed for RB for 2011 yet?
MW: No, why do you ask?

FA: Ohh, nothing...

 

[Ian Poole]

FINAL ENTRY

CH: So how are you getting home Fernando
FA: Private helicopter
CH: Me too, heard Mark is travelling by plane by to Australia
FA: He'll never get home in time for next season
MW: Huh?

 

[Lee]

Entry of the Final Kind

Mark's unimpressed with Fernando's disrespect for dress codes;

"Damn it Fernando, it's bow tie.. Not office brown.. And what in god's name is that yellow badge?! AND FOR THE LOVE OF SEB, SHAVE!"

 

[Peter]

FINAL ENTRY

FA: Christian, check out the arse on hat chick over there.
CH: Very nice.
MW: What you guys doing?
FA: Checking out that hot chicks features
MW: That's my girlfriend.
FA & CH:

 

[AlexGTV]

 

[livemusic]

Christian's face looks more like it.

 

[AlexGTV]

But Fernando's is more subtle.

 

[DK]

MW: Check out that babe over there!
CH: Mark, you're drunk. That's a shrub.
FA: Actually, if you tilt your head about 45 degrees to the right...
CH: Aw! Anne Widdecombe! I hate you Fernando!​

If anyone wants to know what an Anne Widdecombe is, Google it. The results will not be pretty...

 

[GTP_Ingram]

FA: "Mark Webber? I think he is an ugly Australian twa..... Oh God, he's standing right next to me, isn't he?"
CH: "Just smile and look the other way, he didn't hear a thing.."​

 

[Lizard]

CH:You know that picture of you and a random girl flirting when you were drunk.
MW: What I dont remember this.
FA: Check facebook and you will remember.

 

[adam46]

CH: Here is your contract Fernando.
FA: Thank you.
MW: Now I'm playing second fiddle to this guy??
CH: Oh no...
MW: Good.
CH: Wait Mark you Don't Understand your fired.
MW: Why?
CH: Cause even those dogs you were showing off to Eddie Jordan and the BBC can drive better than you!
FA: And at least there house trained!

 

[TS]

Fernando - I want to congratulate you on the championship Mr. Horner.
CH - Thank you Fernando; Mark, can you confirm you understood this message?

 

[ExigeEvan]

FINAL ENTRY

Photographer- Everyone say cheese!
FA - I'm not a child. Let's say World Champion!

 

[prisonermonkeys]

We need another practice round. In the meantime:

Fernando Alonso: "This is the sound that I make when I fart."​

OR

Fernando Alonso: "I'm sick of people mistaking me for Josh Groban. So from now on, people will mistake me for Dave Grohl!"​

Yeah, 2011 is going to be my year in the competition. Largely because I'll ban anybody who doesn't vote for me.

 

[Omnis]

"Fernando, you look like a douche. Can you confirm you understood this message?"

"Alonso remains in good spirits even though his eyebrow cancer has metastasized to his lip."

 

[Soundtrack]

A little musical

 

[Lee]

Fernando has yet to realise he's missing his Felipe Massa puppet.

 

[Jimlaad43]

Quentin Tarantino's spelling mistakes strike again

 

[Pupik]

Alonso: And what's why, where's always wrooom were me at Ferwarri...ugh, who writes this stuff?

 

[Lee]

And now, the Ferrari faithful wait patiently for Julius Alonso's final verdict, Felipe can't bare to watch..

 

[IceMan PJN]

Alonso: My cousin Borat do much investigations in the America and say I am well like in USA and the world. Much love to my homeland of Kazakhstan! I am can't wait to having sexy time with my sister, and maybe also cousin Borat.

 

[Touring Mars]

Bonus Round 1 - Christmas 2010


VOTING NOW OPEN!

https://www.gtplanet.net/forum/showthread.php?p=4651290#post4651290​

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Apologies for the massive delay... a combination of a) holidays b) work c) surfing GTP from my phone alot recently and d) forgetfulness led to this thread languishing a bit. However, the BONUS ROUND is now open for voting in the voting thread.