F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

[Lizard]

Christian reads the following red bull news letter.

on tuesday mark webber was fired for excessive moaning.
on wedsday our boss mr Masiveschitz was relieved to have a No2 driver to replace him.

Final

 

[Peter]

FINAL ENTRY

Caption removed at request of Sony Computer Entertainment America


GT5 is out.

 

[Raagentreg]

Truth be told, Christian wasn't really concentrating on the F1 season, the fact that Red Bull won everything is a bonus to what he has now.

GT5 - His face upon wasting an entire season of F1 to get over the earlier delays - and he has it now​

 

[Pupik]

Christian Horner: World Champions? I'm just proud of my Motorsport.com belt buckle!

 

[Touring Mars]

FINAL ROUND - RESULTS

1st: niky - 25 pts
2nd: Smallhorses - 18 pts
3rd: PeterJB - 15 pts
4th: Pupik - 12 pts
5th: astrosdude91 - 10 pts
6th=: Ian Poole, livemusic, interludes, Soundtrack, Boundary Layer
Beliall, driftking18594, Jimlaad43, TopGearFTW, Peter - 2 pts

Winning Entry

And so I told Ellen... you know Ellen? Adrian's secretary? So I said: Ellen, darling, there's no way Adrian does not know that you've been smoking in his office... it stinks to high heaven in there! And then... hold on... I have another call...

Yes, Mark. Pit. Now. End of discussion.

Hello, Betty? Where was I?

​

Final Standings

Winner

Touring Mars - 197 pts

Chase

1st: Smallhorses = 161 pts
2nd: pippin4652 = 133 pts
3rd: interludes = 126 pts

4th: PeterJB = 90 pts
5th: niky = 86 pts
6th: Soundtrack = 79 pts
7th: daan = 73 pts
8th: Famine = 69 pts
9th: ADEuk = 66 pts
10th: Omnis = 58 pts

11th: LewyOs = 51 pts
12th: Pupik = 38 pts
13th= SUPER NUMBBER, astrosdude91 = 35 pts
15th: TS = 33 pts
16th: mafia_boy = 32 pts
17th: TheStig13 = 31 pts
18th=: yeti, Alex., Jimlaad43 = 28 pts
21st=: zed300, chromatic9 = 24 pts
23rd: Pescara for GT5 = 23 pts
24th=: Terronium-12, ROAD_DOGG33J = 21 pts
26th: peterjford = 20 pts
27th: glassjaw = 19 pts
28th: PureAwesomeness = 18 pts
29th= ExigeEvan, Ian Poole = 16 pts
31st: TopGearFTW = 14 pts
32nd=: mipuumal, KobayashiFan, driftking18594 = 13 pts
35th=: , BlacqueJacques, livemusic = 12 pts
37th=: orimarc, Fastas, Beliall = 10 pts
40th=: NihilismOnToast, RACECAR = 9 pts
42nd=: Only_in_f1, analog = 8 pts
44th=: haitch40, atteiros = 7 pts
46th=: Carbonite, Justin, Raagentreg = 6 pts
49th: Peter = 5 pts
50th=: SaberFire, Seismica, Captain Roh = 4 pts
53rd=: Sureboss, Boundary Layer = 2 pts
55th: C-ZETA = 1 pt

Congratulations to niky for winning the final round of the competition Another fellow moderator, Smallhorses, clinches the win in the "Chase", with pippin4652 and interludes (another moderator!) taking very well deserved podium spots.

 

[Touring Mars]

- Round One

- Round Two

- Round Three

- Round Four

- Round Five

- Round Six

- Round Seven

- Round Eight

- Round Nine

- Round Ten

- Round Eleven

- Round Twelve

- Round Thirteen

- Round Fourteen

- Round Fifteen

- Round Sixteen

- Round Seventeen

- Round Eighteen

- Round Nineteen​

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Congratulations to the winners of each round, and especially to those who finished on the podium!

pippin4652, 3rd overall, wins a year of Premium membership!

Smallhorses and interludes, both being moderators, win a virtual donut

(eat them in the staff room guys, and watch the crumbs, eh?) and a nice cup of virtual coffee

!

Congrats too to everyone who scored points, particularly those who finished in the Top 10... no mean feat this year, and to everyone who helped make the title race so amazingly close for a variety of coveted positions! I would also like to say a massive thank you to everyone who took part in both the captioning and the voting. I hope to see you all again next season (if time permits!), and look out for a Christmas special round (or two!) and a few off-season specials as well.

 

[PeterJB]

Yay! 3rd place here and 5th overall! I'm happy with that!

 

[Jimlaad43]

18th. Not bad, seeing as I only joined the competition in Italy. AND I WON KOREA :-)

 

[Touring Mars]

Yay! 3rd place here and 5th overall! I'm happy with that!

5th overall for the second year in a row! Infact, this year's results were very similar to last year, with 1st, 2nd, 4th and 5th all the same. Last year's 3rd place was 6th this year, and last year's 8th was 3rd this year As for interludes and myself, we've finished in the same spot (4th and 1st respectively) for three years in a row

18th. Not bad, seeing as I only joined the competition in Italy. AND I WON KOREA :-)

A very good showing, and hopefully a sign of things to come next season? niky also finished extremely well, with two wins in the last few races. Something tells me next year will be tough

 

[livemusic]

Congratulations on another championship, TM! 👍

I'm also happy I scored two more points in the final round.

 

[Jimlaad43]

I hope we can use videos and other pictures for next years competition.(ban in 2010 reflects KERS)

 

[Lizard]

Hopefully I can do better than this years 7 points.

 

[Soundtrack]

Congrats to all for this great captioning season!👍

Damned, lost 2 spots in the final round and can’t even blame my shoulder.

 

[BlacqueJacques]

Congrats to the witty winners!

I will be spending the winter at the factory working on my wittiness for 2011 season

 

[Ian Poole]

Hmmm, 29th position?????

Me thinks that the monkeys are going to have to be whipped into getting better captions.

Me also thinks a little bit of Pupikgate comes into play (casts a gaze in Touring Mars direction)

 

[Pescara for GT5]

I hope I will have more than 23 points next season, and also win the Nascar competition which I barely missed this year.

 

[prisonermonkeys]

Virtual donut?

Om nom nom nom nom nom.

 

[GTP_Ingram]

Cheers for the year's premium access! I may buy an actual donut to celebrate my third place. Although I will never need an excuse to eat donuts, if I have one I might as well make the most of it.

 

[niky]

6th place? Not bad for being a replacement driver! Nick Heidfeld, eat your heart out! I'd like to thank Mark Webber for being awfully easy to poke fun at. Sorry, mate! Hopefully your next season will be better!

So... two wins and a few shows... Hmmm... will be an interesting season next year. 👍

 

[Omnis]

10th place: Good enough to be mentioned but not enough to be taken seriously. Just my style.

 

[Peter]

Not a good season for me, only scored 5 points, compared to 6 last year. Never really took part this year so much. Gunning for the championship next year .


Congrats to the winners!!!

 

[Touring Mars]

Congratulations on another championship, TM! 👍

Congrats to all for this great captioning season!👍

Congrats to the witty winners!

Hope you enjoyed the thread this year, and stay tuned for some special rounds over the festive period 👍

 

[Pupik]

I think I get the Alan Jones Award for having the most inconsistent race showing after being a champion.

 

[Touring Mars]

Although you only had a few entries this year, there were definitely touches of the old magic there, Pupik. I've half a mind to nip over to the States and have another gander at your joke book for inspiration... again...

Virtual donut?

Om nom nom nom nom nom.

Mind the crumbs, I just hoovered!

 

[astrosdude91]

I think I had a successful season. 13th place isn't bad considering I didn't participate at all before Hungary.

My highlight is my first entry/win in Hungary.

 

[prisonermonkeys]

I know there's special rounds coming soon, but I just had to share these:

Vitaly Petrov: "Guys .... why am I dressed up as giant rat? Because I looked at the script and it doesn't mention rats anywhere ..."

Felipe Massa: "Merry Christmas! Here's a race win for you, and a race win for you, and another one for you ..."

 

[RTSolvalou]

Fernando Alonso: "I know you really want this present, but it's for the championship"

 

[Touring Mars]

Bonus Round 1 - Christmas 2010

Time limit to be announced - please mark your final entry appropriately, and remember that you cannot change it once it has been marked. You may also submit your final entry to me via PM if you want your entry to be anonymous. Please note, if you submit an entry, you are expected to vote in the subsequent voting round

Full rules available in Post #1

 

[RTSolvalou]

Both of them remind me of this lol

(I know where this face originated, don't worry, I'm not one of them, I do not go to that site)

 

[prisonermonkeys]

Team orders declared legal for 2011.​