F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

[Touring Mars]

Wow, how the hell did you finish your champagne before me?!

 

[Touring Mars]

The deadline for entries has been extended to 1600 BST tomorrow!

 

[BlacqueJacques]

Kimi: It looks like we both know what we are doing Seb!

 

[Flex0r]

"The Ice Man always thaws after finishing a bottle of champagne"

 

[Liquid]

"See, I told you going out on the drink with those Haas mechanics would work!"

 

[SVT Cobra GT]

Seb: Have you put a kick me sign on my back?

Kimi: .......

 

[Touring Mars]

Voting for RD1 closes at 1600 BST today! Please get your votes in quickly if you can 👍

https://www.gtplanet.net/forum/thre...17-voting-thread.126394/page-92#post-12272065

 

[Touring Mars]

Round One - RESULT

1st: Liquid - 25 pts (J - 9 votes)
2nd: Jimlaad43 - 18 pts (A -5 votes)
3rd: Famine - 15 pts (E - 4 votes)
4th=: Touring Mars, SVT Cobra GT - 11 pts (G, K - 3 votes)
6th: Roger The Horse - 8 pts (B - 2 votes)
7th=: XJ40, GTFraker, BlacqueJacques Flex0r - 3 pts (C, D, H, I - 1 vote)

Winning Entry

"See, I told you going out on the drink with those Haas mechanics would work!"

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Standings after Round 1
*denotes Round win (Round wins are used to settle ties)


1st: Liquid* - 25 pts (J - 9 votes)
2nd: Jimlaad43 - 18 pts (A -5 votes)
3rd: Famine - 15 pts (E - 4 votes)
4th=: Touring Mars, SVT Cobra GT - 11 pts (G, K - 3 votes)
6th: Roger The Horse - 8 pts (B - 2 votes)
7th=: XJ40, GTFraker, BlacqueJacques Flex0r - 3 pts (C, D, H, I - 1 vote)

Round Two - Bahrain will follow next week

@Jimlaad43 will be looking after the F1 Caption Game for the next two Rounds while I'm in Japan - @Liquid, please send Jimlaad43 a picture from the Bahrain GP weekend for Round Two, or let him know if you do not wish to choose a picture 👍​

 

[Liquid]

I'm happy to forfeit the image selection to Jimlaad.

 

[BlacqueJacques]

I hope we get more entries next race; c'mon captioners

 

[Jimlaad43]

Round Two - Bahrain

Entries by Thursday 12th April - 2000 BST - please mark your final entry appropriately, and remember that you cannot change it once it has been marked.

Please read the full rules available in Post #1 before entering.​

 

[Flex0r]

"Pierre finds a gasly ahem ghastly surprise in the cockpit, while Brendon scampers away snickering ."

 

[Liquid]

Pierre Gasly ponders whether his suspicions of favouritism in the Red Bull programme are founded as he is given a new engineer.

 

[XJ40]

"Hey guys, there is a button here marked 'turbo on', you think Mclaren knew?"

Final entry

 

[BlacqueJacques]

Pierre: What's the big deal about the halo? I don't even notice it!

 

[Roger the Horse]

The Toro Rosso mechanics debate whether the lighter weight of a baseball cap outweighs the aerodynamical and safety related disadvantages it possesses against a helmet.

 

[Touring Mars]

Still more leg room than Ryanair

 

[Jimlaad43]

Guys, I think the pedals are a bit too close.

 

[FerrariF1GT]

Engineer on the left: According to my tattoo, I should be working for Daniel . . .
Gasly: Wait, what?

Final

 

[desmodan]

And your sure that Jenson hasn't been sitting in here ?

 

[Famine]

"Wow, it really does get cold in the desert at night."

 

[niky]

"Trust us, Pierre, that NAWS bottle will come in handy."

 

[SVT Cobra GT]

The Toro Rosso engineers deactivate the on/off switch behind Gasly's head so they can put him into the cockpit.

 

[Jimlaad43]

Round Two - RESULT

1st: XJ40 - 25 pts (C - 10 votes)
2nd: Jimlaad43 - 18 pts (G - 9 votes)
3rd: Touring Mars - 15 pts (F - 8 votes)
4th: desmodan - 12 pts (I - 4 votes)
5th=: Flex0r, FerrariF1GT, Famine - 8 pts (A, H, J - 2 votes)
8th=: Liquid, SVT Cobra GT - 3 pts (B, L - 1 vote)

Winning Entry

C:
Hey guys, there is a button here marked 'turbo on', you think Mclaren knew?

Standings after Round 2
*denotes Round win (Round wins are used to settle ties)


1st: Jimlaad43 - 36pts
2nd: XJ40* - 28 pts
3rd=: Liquid*, Touring Mars - 26 pts
5th: Famine - 23 pts
6th: desmodan - 16 pts
7th: SVT Cobra GT - 14 pts
8th: Flex0r - 11 pts
9th=: Roger The Horse, FerrariF1GT - 8 pts
11th: XJ40, GTFraker, BlacqueJacques - 3 pts

Round Three - China will follow soon. @XJ40, please send me a photo from China.​

 

[XJ40]

@Jimlaad43 picture sent 👍

 

[Jimlaad43]

Round Three - China

Entries by Friday 27th April - 2000 BST - please mark your final entry appropriately, and remember that you cannot change it once it has been marked.

Please read the full rules available in Post #1 before entering.

Sorry about the delays, I've been a bit ill, so not fully awake to do this for a while.
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[Roger the Horse]

The Ferrari mechanic was soon to discover that using a wave motion gun to kill a mosquito was indeed overkill.

 

[Flex0r]

"Stun, portal???"

 

[Famine]

5th=: Flex0r, FerrariF1GT, Famine - 8 pts (A, H, J - 2 votes)

I genuinely forgot I'd entered a caption when the voting thread came up, and then forgot to vote. D'oh. Sorry y'all.

"Aww, look at this lovely good luck message on my wheel gun from Hugh Grant: 'Break a leg'; so sweet..."

 

[XJ40]

"To Ferrari, we share everything, love from Haas"