F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

[SVT Cobra GT]

Mechanic: Ah so that's the button that switches it to undo the wheel.

 

[Touring Mars]

Where is the focus on this thing?​

 

[Lizard]

With this gun we won't have to switch sides in every war.

 

[Flex0r]

"I wheelie like this gun!"

 

[BlacqueJacques]

Mechanic: On, off. On, off. On, off. On, off. On, off. On, off. On, off......................

 

[Jimlaad43]

So this is the fuse we remove before Kimi's pitstops.

 

[desmodan]

The new Judge checks the settings on his lawgiver .

 

[niky]

"Windows Updating: 3 of 27 Updates installed."

 

[Touring Mars]

Doctor, doctor, there's a wheel-gun on my crotch and it's driving me nuts...

 

[Jimlaad43]

Round Three - RESULT

1st: niky - 25 pts (L - 8 votes)
2nd: Touring Mars - 7 pts (F - 7 votes)
3rd: XJ40 - 15 pts (D - 4 votes)
4th: desmodan - 12 pts (K - 3 votes)
5th=: Roger The Horse, Flex0r - 9 pts (A, H - 2 votes)
7th=: Famine, Lizard, Jimlaad43 - 4 pts (C, G, J - 1 vote)

Winning Entry

L:
"Windows Updating: 3 of 27 Updates installed."

Standings after Round 3
*denotes Round win (Round wins are used to settle ties)

1st: Touring Mars - 44 pts
2nd: Jimlaad43 - 40pts
3rd: XJ40* - 43 pts
4th: desmodan - 28 pts
5th: Famine - 27 pts
6th: Liquid* - 26 pts
7th: niky* - 25 pts
8th: Roger The Horse - 17 pts
9th: Flex0r - 15 pts
10th: SVT Cobra GT - 14 pts
11th: FerrariF1GT - 8 pts
12th: Lizard - 4 pts
13th=: GTFraker, BlacqueJacques - 3 pts

Round Four - Azerbaijan will be up soon. Please send me a photo @niky.​

 

[niky]

First win in years!

I'd do a shoey, but that's trademarked now, right?

 

[Flex0r]

Congrats on the win niky!

 

[Jimlaad43]

Round Four - Azerbaijan

Entries by Wednesday 9th May - 2000 BST - please mark your final entry appropriately, and remember that you cannot change it once it has been marked.

Please read the full rules available in Post #1 before entering.

Can someone else deal with the voting at the end of this round, as I'm heading into exams.​

 

[SVT Cobra GT]

I just can't, I just can't, I just can't control my feet......

 

[niky]

EDIT: Retracted for the meantime.

 

[Roger the Horse]

You put your right arm in, you put your left arm out, in, out, in, out, shake it all about...

 

[Jimlaad43]

stuff

Technically you're not allowed to post a caption for 3 hours as you won the last round.

 

[Flex0r]

You get the runs when you let your team mate prepare lunch.

 

[Famine]

*record scratch*
Max: Yeah, that's me, and I bet you're probably wondering how I got here.

 

[XJ40]

"Really need to pee!"

Final entry

 

[niky]

Technically you're not allowed to post a caption for 3 hours as you won the last round.

It's been a while since I won a round!

I'll wait till tomorrow to officially enter, then.

 

[FutureF1]

Max: Quick Daniel! Run before Helmut gets his hands on us!!!

 

[Touring Mars]

Exit stage left... no wait, right...

 

[Jimlaad43]

Max: I knew buying shares in that website was a good idea!

 

[niky]

Maxie gets the shoey where the sun don't shiney.

 

[BlacqueJacques]

Max can already feel a spanking coming (not my official entry)

 

[CinnamonOD]

"What!? You can't finish the race like this!?"

 

[BlacqueJacques]

Max: And if I kiss you in the garden, in the moonlight; Will you pardon me? And tiptoe through the tulips with me (song credit: Tiny Tim).

Final Entry, Parc Ferme

 

[Famine]

I just realised I missed a glorious chance to use a Rocky (Ricci?) Horror Show/Time Warp caption.

 

[Touring Mars]

Round Four - RESULT

1st=: Famine, niky - 21 pts (D, I - 5 votes)
3rd=: XJ40, FutureF1, Touring Mars - 12 pts (E, F, G - 3 votes)
6th=: SVT Cobra GT, Flex0r - 7 pts (A, C - 2 votes)
8th=: Roger The Horse, Jimlaad43, CinnamonOD, BlacqueJacques - 1 pt (B, H, J, K - 1 vote)

Winning Entries

*record scratch*
Max: Yeah, that's me, and I bet you're probably wondering how I got here.

Maxie gets the shoey where the sun don't shiney.

Standings after Round 4
*denotes Round win (Round wins are used to settle ties)

1st: Touring Mars - 56 pts
2nd: XJ40* - 55 pts
3rd: Famine* - 48 pts
4th: niky** - 46 pts
5th: Jimlaad43 - 41 pts
6th: desmodan - 28 pts
7th: Liquid* - 26 pts
8th: Flex0r - 22 pts
9th: SVT Cobra GT - 21 pts
10th: Roger The Horse - 18 pts
11th: FutureF1 - 12 pts
12th: FerrariF1GT - 8 pts
13th=: Lizard, BlacqueJacques - 4 pts
15th: GTFraker - 3 pts
16th: CinnamonOD - 1 pt

Round Five - Spain will be up soon.

@niky and @Famine - please send me a photo from the Spanish GP weekend and I will select one from whichever pictures you send me. Please also let me know if you do not wish to select a picture.​