F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

[Jimlaad43]

Whoa, I'm leading without winning a round!

 

[Flex0r]

Yay third.
Congrats @Roger the Horse

 

[Roger the Horse]

Wow, I actually won. Thanks everyone, and congrats to everyone else who scored!

 

[Touring Mars]

Round Seven - Canad

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[Jimlaad43]

Brendon: If Pascal isn't going to replace me, does that mean you Wehrlein?

 

[Pezzarinho17]

BH: "So let me get this straight, you want me to emulate Max Verstappen to keep my seat? No problem..."
CH: "Wait, no! Not in that...."
BH: "How was that? I thought getting airborne like that was sure to take off more wheels, but good TV coverage for our sponsors, right!"

 

[Lizard]

BH: Did you also see that TM thinks we are in Canad not Canada?

CH: I know it's a disgrace the level of geography among people these days.

 

[Touring Mars]

@Lizard It is a little homage to this...

 

[Famine]

Horner: Your results have been terrible. We're going to replace you.
Hartley: You don't want to replace me.
Horner: We don't want to replace you.
Hartley: You don't need to see my super licence.
Horner: We don't need to see your super licence.
Hartley: I can go about my business.
Horner: You can go about your business.
Hartley: Move along.
Horner: Move along... move along.

 

[Lizard]

@Lizard It is a little homage to this...

You ruined everything.

 

[Touring Mars]

BH: I'm not saying anything until Helmut puts the Magnum down...

 

[FutureF1]

Helmut and Brendon continue their staring contest to decide the future of Brendon’s race seat... Christian doesn’t quite get the game.

 

[SVT Cobra GT]

Helmut: Brendon, to give you an idea of how serious I am. I'm eating one of Kimi's ice creams.

 

[XJ40]

Christian has given up explaining to Helmut that this is actually one of his drivers

 

[Flex0r]

Dirty Helmut *holding a magnum* : Go ahead, make my day.

 

[niky]

So, Helmut, about your car...

Oh God, what?

Uh... it got boxed into the rails... *cough* ...I mean, it corners like it's on rails!

 

[Roger the Horse]

Helmut: "I've tried telling Christian that we're having lunch and not playing poker, but he just wont listen."

 

[TRGTspecialist]

(Not a caption)

2017 GTP F1 Caption Game - Caption Of The Year!

Well done to @TRGTspecialist for winning Caption Of The Year

TRGTspecialist:
McLaren engineers finally figure out Alonso has replaced himself with a cardboard-cutout version, when they realise he has absolutely no reason to look that cheerful.

Thanks to all who played and voted this year! The thread is now open for 'Free Practice' until the start of the 2018 season!

.........is it too late to say a big thanks for winning caption of the year? Wish I'd known, I'd only been away as I was busy getting + settling into my first job........nothing nearly as important as caption comps

Carry on

 

[BlacqueJacques]

Helmut and Christian: Lawrence Stroll has asked if your seat is available - he's a Canadian investor, and collector of vintage Ferraris, and did you know Brandon, he's on the Forbes list of the world's billionaires?

 

[UnkaD]

Horner: Brendon, how long are you going to keep us here? We have work to do.
Hartley: Just wait! I can make it move. Watch.
Horner: Why do I put up with this?

 

[Touring Mars]

Round Seven - RESULT

1st: XJ40 - 25 pts (H - 8 votes)
2nd: SVT Cobra GT - 18 pts (G - 6 votes)
3rd: Flex0r - 15 pts (I - 5 votes)
4th: Famine - 12 pts (D - 4 votes)
5th: UnkaD - 10 pts (M - 3 votes)
6th=: Jimlaad43, Touring Mars - 7 pts (A, E - 2 votes)
8th=: Pezzarinho17, Liquid, Roger The Horse - 2 pts (B, C, K - 1 vote)

Winning Entry

Christian has given up explaining to Helmut that this is actually one of his drivers

Standings after Round 7
*denotes Round win (Round wins are used to settle ties)

1st: XJ40** - 83 pts
2nd: Jimlaad43 - 79 pts
3rd: Famine* - 77 pts

4th: Touring Mars - 76 pts
5th: SVT Cobra GT* - 74 pts
6th: niky** - 71 pts
7th: Roger The Horse* - 63 pts
8th: Flex0r - 52 pts
9th: Liquid* - 28 pts
10th: desmodan - 28 pts
11th: FutureF1 - 20 pts
12th: UnkaD - 10 pts
13th: FerrariF1GT - 8 pts
14th: Pezzarinho17 - 5 pts
15th=: Lizard, BlacqueJacques - 4 pts
17th: GTFraker - 3 pts
18th: CinnamonOD - 1 pt

Round Eight - France will follow shortly.

@XJ40 - please send me a photo from the French GP weekend or let me know ASAP if you do not wish to select a picture for the next round 👍​

 

[Touring Mars]

Round Eight - France

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[Jimlaad43]

After Red Bull's switch to Honda engines, Prost starts negotiations for Renault's switch to Mercedes engines in 2019

 

[XJ40]

Prost: "Have you seen a toy gorilla, about this height, holding a wheel?"

 

[BlacqueJacques]

Alain: Please don't use all your new engine modes Monsieur Toto; remember this is Renault's home Grand Prix Monsieur Wolf!

 

[Famine]

Prost: I built my house out of straw.
Wolff: Well then, I'll huff and I'll puff, and I'll blow your house down.

 

[niky]

"The woods are lovely, dark, and deep, but I have miles to go before I sleep. Remember, miles to go before you sleep, Toto."

"Now let's talk about getting Max on that podium."

 

[baldgye]

Final entry

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Toto, let me explain why the run off areas are so bad here, first...

 

[Roger the Horse]

Toto is actually 3 boys in a trenchcoat but only Alain has worked it out

 

[SVT Cobra GT]

Prost: We'll make sure Red Bull's engines break during the race if you give us Bottas.