F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

[Pezzarinho17]

Prost: "David Guetta was in the Renault garage earlier absolutely laying fire, he was all like *scree ree ree* and then hit us all with the *BOW rup rup*. You should have been there!"

 

[Touring Mars]

Round Eight - RESULT

1st: XJ40 - 25 pts (B - 8 votes)
2nd=: Jimlaad43, Roger The Horse - 16 pts (A, G - 5 votes)
4th: Pezzarinho17 - 12 pts (I - 4 votes)
5th: Famine - 10 pts (D - 3 votes)
6th=: Baldgye, SVT Cobra GT - 7 pts (F, H - 2 votes)
8th: BlacqueJacques - 4 pts (C - 1 vote)

Winning Entry

Prost: "Have you seen a toy gorilla, about this height, holding a wheel?"

Standings after Round 8
*denotes Round win (Round wins are used to settle ties)

1st: XJ40*** - 108 pts
2nd: Jimlaad43 - 95 pts
3rd: Famine* - 87 pts

4th: SVT Cobra GT* - 81 pts
5th: Roger The Horse* - 79 pts
6th: Touring Mars - 76 pts
7th: niky** - 71 pts
8th: Flex0r - 52 pts
9th: Liquid* - 28 pts
10th: desmodan - 28 pts
11th: FutureF1 - 20 pts
12th: Pezzarinho17 - 17 pts
13th: UnkaD - 10 pts
14th=: BlacqueJacques, FerrariF1GT - 8 pts
16th: Baldgye - 7 pts
17th: Lizard - 4 pts
18th: GTFraker - 3 pts
19th: CinnamonOD - 1 pt

Round Nine - Austria will follow shortly.

@XJ40 - please send me a photo from the Austrian GP weekend or let me know ASAP if you do not wish to select a picture for the next round 👍​

 

[Pezzarinho17]

My 14th position confuses me - even if 17 was mistaken for 7 I should be 15th!

 

[Touring Mars]

My 14th position confuses me - even if 17 was mistaken for 7 I should be 15th!

Sorry about that, fixed now...!

 

[Pezzarinho17]

No worries, I found it funnier than any of my own captions!

 

[Touring Mars]

Round Nine - Austria

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[SVT Cobra GT]

Lewis begins to question why his drink tastes funny and is suspiciously warm.

 

[Jimlaad43]

After a premonition, Lewis asks the expert on how to behave when he retires from the race.

 

[Roger the Horse]

Okay, I'm sorry, it's too hecking hot here right now and I'm going to hazard a guess that it was in Austria last weekend as well; so why on earth is Fernando wearing what appears to be a long sleeved dark grey fleece and full length black trousers? Does he want to get heat stroke? I'd think of a more conventional caption if it weren't for just how distracting that is. Lewis is dressed properly for this summer. I need an ice cream. I think I see Kimi in the background of the image, he probably knows where to find one. Fernando should go and ask him before he winds up in hospital.

 

[niky]

Hey, remember all those good times we had together at McLaren?

...

 

[Famine]

Okay, I'm sorry, it's too hecking hot here right now and I'm going to hazard a guess that it was in Austria last weekend as well; so why on earth is Fernando wearing what appears to be a long sleeved dark grey fleece and full length black trousers? Does he want to get heat stroke? I'd think of a more conventional caption if it weren't for just how distracting that is. Lewis is dressed properly for this summer. I need an ice cream. I think I see Kimi in the background of the image, he probably knows where to find one. Fernando should go and ask him before he winds up in hospital.

If you've ever been to rural Spain you'll see loads of old women dressed head to foot in dark clothes even in the height of summer. Which suggests that Alonso is an old, rural Spanish woman.


Hamilton: Mmm, the '18 vintage is a wonderful year. You can really taste the flat Fanta and caffeine.
Alonso: Idiot.

 

[XJ40]

Hamilton explains to Alonso that phat bass is not a fish.


Final entry

 

[FutureF1]

Lewis explains to Fernando for the 500th time that his Mercedes seat is not for sale.

 

[Pezzarinho17]

LH - "It must be stupidly warm wearing those clothes in this heat... If only you and McLaren were involved with a cool relaxed surfwear brand?"

 

[Touring Mars]

Lewis: Judging from the colour of your face, you must drink more of this crap than me!

 

[BlacqueJacques]

Lewis: Do you think Ferrari would take me out on purpose Fernando?

 

[Flex0r]

Lewis: You put your left foot in
You put your left foot out......, no Fernando your left foot!

 

[Touring Mars]

Round Nine - RESULT

1st: Jimlaad43 - 25 pts (B - 8 votes)
2nd: SVT Cobra GT - 18 pts (A - 5 votes)
3rd: BlacqueJacques - 15 pts (J - 4 votes)
4th=: niky, XJ40, Touring Mars - 10 pts (D, F, I - 3 votes)
7th=: Famine, FutureF1, Pezzarinho17 - 4 pts (E, G, H - 2 votes)
10th: Flex0r - 1 pt (K - 1 vote)

Winning Entry

After a premonition, Lewis asks the expert on how to behave when he retires from the race.

Standings after Round 9
*denotes Round win (Round wins are used to settle ties)

1st: Jimlaad43* - 120 pts
2nd: XJ40*** - 118 pts
3rd: SVT Cobra GT* - 99 pts

4th: Famine* - 91 pts
5th: Touring Mars - 86 pts
6th: niky** - 81 pts
7th: Roger The Horse* - 79 pts
8th: Flex0r - 53 pts
9th: Liquid* - 28 pts
10th: desmodan - 28 pts
11th: FutureF1 - 24 pts
12th: BlacqueJacques - 23 pts
13th: Pezzarinho17 - 21 pts
14th: UnkaD - 10 pts
15th: FerrariF1GT - 8 pts
16th: Baldgye - 7 pts
17th: Lizard - 4 pts
18th: GTFraker - 3 pts
19th: CinnamonOD - 1 pt

Round Ten - Britain will follow shortly.

@Jimlaad43 - please send me a photo from the British GP weekend or let me know ASAP if you do not wish to select a picture for the next round 👍​

 

[Touring Mars]

Round Ten - Great Britain

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[Roger the Horse]

Oh yeah baby, show me your marbles, I wanna see your blisters

 

[BlacqueJacques]

Are those Fernando's dingleberries?

 

[Pupik]

Pirelli Calendar models, sans tire warmers.

 

[Flex0r]

Every time I look at these tyres I feel like a big softie.

 

[niky]

When Pirelli promised to focus on tire wear, they meant it.

 

[FutureF1]

F1 launches its new initiative: Bringing the fans closer to the real difference makers in the sport

 

[SVT Cobra GT]

Remember what the wife said, focus on the assets!

 

[Touring Mars]

I will never tyre of this job...

 

[XJ40]

"This is a good tyre, it's only flat at the bottom"

 

[Touring Mars]

Round Ten - RESULT

1st: niky- 25 pts (E - 10 votes)
2nd: Touring Mars - 18 pts (H - 7 votes)
3rd=: Roger The Horse, Pupik, XJ40 - 12 pts (A, C, I - 3 votes)
6th: FutureF1 - 8 pts (F - 2 votes)
7th=: Flex0r, SVT Cobra GT - 5 pts (D, G - 1 vote)

Winning Entry

When Pirelli promised to focus on tire wear, they meant it.

Standings after Round 10
*denotes Round win (Round wins are used to settle ties)

1st: XJ40*** - 130 pts
2nd: Jimlaad43* - 120 pts
3rd: niky*** - 106 pts

4th: SVT Cobra GT* - 104 pts
5th: Touring Mars - 104 pts
6th=: Famine*, Roger The Horse* - 91 pts
8th: Flex0r - 58 pts
9th: FutureF1 - 32 pts
10th: Liquid* - 28 pts
11th: desmodan - 28 pts
12th: BlacqueJacques - 23 pts
13th: Pezzarinho17 - 21 pts
14th: Pupik - 12 pts
15th: UnkaD - 10 pts
16th: FerrariF1GT - 8 pts
17th: Baldgye - 7 pts
18th: Lizard - 4 pts
19th: GTFraker - 3 pts
20th: CinnamonOD - 1 pt

Round Eleven - Germany will follow shortly.

@niky - please send me a photo from the German GP weekend or let me know ASAP if you do not wish to select a picture for the next round 👍​

 

[Touring Mars]

Round Eleven - Germany

Entries by Sunday 5th August - 1000 BST - please mark your final entry appropriately, and remember that you cannot change it once it has been marked.

Please read the full rules available in Post #1 before entering.​