F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

[BlacqueJacques]

Happy to get a single point

 

[Touring Mars]

Round Five - Spain

Entries by Monday 21st May - 2000 BST - please mark your final entry appropriately, and remember that you cannot change it once it has been marked.

Please read the full rules available in Post #1 before entering.​

 

[Roger the Horse]

Heads, I drive the awful car, tails, you drive. Does that sound fair?

 

[FutureF1]

Look. Even with a ****ed up hand, I’m quicker than you

 

[Flex0r]

Robert:".....and a pinch of salt"
Sergey: "??"
Robert:"You snort the salt of the hooker (not necessarily needed), down the shot and squeeze the lemon in your eye, that's how you do a Tequila Suicide."

 

[Jimlaad43]

Robert: Listen to me, and this Polish will make you shine!

 

[SVT Cobra GT]

Robert: Ok, I may have p***ed in your seat but it was only this much.

 

[Famine]

Engineer: "??"

That's Sergey Sirotkin...


"So, you tap Romain in the offside rear like this, then when he asks you about it pull this face and say 'I don't know, I think Ericsson hit us'."

 

[Flex0r]

That's Sergey Sirotkin...

Didn't even see him, time for new glasses.

 

[XJ40]

Kubica: "Heeeeeeeyyyy Sergey! This Martini is some good 🤬"

 

[niky]

"And this one, Sergey, this is the only bone I haven't broken...

...yet..."

 

[Touring Mars]

RK: Steering a car is like holding a bird - hold it too loose and it will fly off, hold it too hard and it will 🤬 on your wrist.

 

[Touring Mars]

Round Five - RESULT

1st: SVT Cobra GT - 25 pts (E - 7 votes)
2nd: Roger The Horse - 18 pts (A - 6 votes)
3rd=: Jimlaad43, niky - 13 pts (D, H - 4 votes)
5th: Famine - 10 pts (E - 3 votes)
6th: FutureF1 - 8 pts (B - 2 votes)
7th: Touring Mars - 6 pts (I - 1 vote)

Winning Entry

Robert: Ok, I may have p***ed in your seat but it was only this much.

Standings after Round 5
*denotes Round win (Round wins are used to settle ties)

1st: Touring Mars - 62 pts
2nd: niky** - 59 pts
3rd: Famine* - 58 pts
4th: XJ40* - 55 pts
5th: Jimlaad43 - 54 pts
6th: SVT Cobra GT* - 46 pts
7th: Roger The Horse - 36 pts
8th: desmodan - 28 pts
9th: Liquid* - 26 pts
10th: Flex0r - 22 pts
11th: FutureF1 - 20 pts
12th: FerrariF1GT - 8 pts
13th=: Lizard, BlacqueJacques - 4 pts
15th: GTFraker - 3 pts
16th: CinnamonOD - 1 pt

Round Six - Monaco will be up soon.

@SVT Cobra GT - please send me a photo from the Monaco GP weekend or let me know ASAP if you do not wish to select a picture for the next round 👍​

 

[SVT Cobra GT]

Didn't expect to take a win! Also forgot to vote in this round too!

 

[Touring Mars]

Round Six - Monaco

Entries by Monday 4th June - 2000 BST - please mark your final entry appropriately, and remember that you cannot change it once it has been marked.

Please read the full rules available in Post #1 before entering.​

 

[Pezzarinho17]

"Is this a shoey?"

 

[baldgye]

"You drink it like this?"

 

[SVT Cobra GT]

Thank god it's not his shoe

 

[Roger the Horse]

The princess's balloon animal skills are something else.

 

[XJ40]

The podium party get ready to play spin the bottle

 

[Jimlaad43]

Princess Champagne of Monaco

 

[Famine]

Princess Champagne of Monaco

Princess Monaco of Kent?


Actual caption:
Ricciardo: Now we've seen how Princess Charlene drinks champagne, let's see Prince Albert in action...
Horner: DANI! NO!
*zzzzzip*

 

[Flex0r]

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Daniel: Now I understand why Prince Albert has a bigger smile than me.

 

[Touring Mars]

Albert: Leave some for our guests, dear!

 

[FutureF1]

If I leave this bottle in my mouth he won’t put that shoe near me... will he?

 

[niky]

"Carbon? That's an odd name for champagne."

"They add crushed bits of Max's front wings for flavoring."

"We have enough for an extra production run this year."

 

[BlacqueJacques]

Daniel: So much better than rose water, right Princess?

 

[desmodan]

Have a chug on this girl . It'll get rid of the salty taste .

 

[Robin]

"Wait a minute... Foot to shoe, shoe to mouth, mouth to champagne bottle, champagne bottle to my mouth....

Oh hell no!"

 

[Touring Mars]

Round Six - RESULT

1st: Roger The Horse - 25 pts (D - 8 votes)
2nd: Jimlaad43 - 18 pts (F - 7 votes)
3rd: Flex0r - 15 pts (H - 6 votes)
4th: niky - 12 pts (K - 5 votes)
5th: SVT Cobra GT - 10 pts (C - 4 votes)
6th=: Famine, Touring Mars - 7 pts (G, I - 3 votes)
9th=: Pezzarinho17, XJ40 - 3 pts (A, E - 2 votes)

Entries with fewer than 2 votes - no score

Winning Entry

The princess's balloon animal skills are something else.

Standings after Round 6
*denotes Round win (Round wins are used to settle ties)

1st: Jimlaad43 - 72 pts
2nd: niky** - 71 pts
3rd: Touring Mars - 69 pts
4th: Famine* - 65 pts
5th: Roger The Horse* - 61 pts
6th: XJ40* - 58 pts
7th: SVT Cobra GT* - 56 pts
8th: Flex0r - 37 pts
9th: desmodan - 28 pts
10th: Liquid* - 26 pts
11th: FutureF1 - 20 pts
12th: FerrariF1GT - 8 pts
13th=: Lizard, BlacqueJacques - 4 pts
15th=: GTFraker, Pezzarinho17 - 3 pts
17th: CinnamonOD - 1 pt

Round Seven - Canada will follow shortly.

@Roger the Horse - please send me a photo from the Canadian GP weekend or let me know ASAP if you do not wish to select a picture for the next round 👍​