Funny Pic Thread VII - No swearing. No sex. No complaining. (READ FIRST POST)

[Com Fox]

 

[Jet Badger]

 

[ProjectWHaT]

 

[Touring Mars]

 

[Spacegoat]

 

[PeterJB]

 

[TB]

The kids in my son's after school program named the class hamster Jake from State Farm.

 

[Cowboy]

 

[ProjectWHaT]

The kids in my son's after school program named the class hamster Jake from State Farm.

Their hamster sounds hideous.

 

[fortbo]

Their hamster sounds hideous.

That's cus he's a guy, so...

 

[Com Fox]

 

[Dan]

First thing you learn on the bus: No one wears their seatbelt. Ever.

 

[Team THRT Drift]

First thing you learn on the bus: No one wears their seatbelt. Ever.

You're not cool if you do...

 

[V0RT3X]

First thing you learn on the bus: No one wears their seatbelt. Ever.

None of the school busses I've ridden on had seat belts, and I turned out okay...... Hmmm, maybe not the best example....

 

[Cap'n Jack]

Who needs seatbelts when you have a long metal bar at jaw height to brace you?

 

[Dennisch]

 

[m8h3r]

Has nobody ever considered crouching?

 

[Jahgee]

 

[Dan]

Replace Kanye with Dennis Rodman and you have a perfect match.

 

[Jump_Ace]

Jerome

 

[adamp93]

Also works with Prius drivers and vegetarians.

 

[V0RT3X]

Also works with Prius drivers and vegetarians.

"Oh, I'm a vegetarian, I don't eat meat. I haven't had meat in 3 years."

"Well, I haven't had a banana in a month. I'm not sure what you're bragging about."

 

[Dan]

"Oh, I'm a vegetarian, I don't eat meat. I haven't had meat in 3 years."

"Well, I haven't had a banana in a month. I'm not sure what you're bragging about."

I forget which comedian said it, but to paraphrase, "Whenever you invite a vegan over for dinner, you have to make something to accommodate them. But when a vegan invites you over for dinner, they won't make anything for you to eat."

 

[Jahgee]

 

[TVR27]

 

[Kkj10]

Ever seen a praying mantis wearing 3D glasses?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/sci...-after-fitting-them-with-tiny-3D-glasses.html

 

[Flex0r]

Ever seen a praying mantis wearing 3D glasses?

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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/sci...-after-fitting-them-with-tiny-3D-glasses.html

Mantis probably just saw a documentary what happens after they mate and in 3D.

Ah well

 

[MatskiMonk]

 

[GTboyz]

I know i'm late but...

HAHAHAHAHA

 

[wfooshee]

Ever seen a praying mantis wearing 3D glasses?

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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/sci...-after-fitting-them-with-tiny-3D-glasses.html

The article has no credibility whatsoever. The next-to-last image is captioned as a macro photograph of a dragonfly, when it's clearly a damselfly.