Funny Pic Thread VII - No swearing. No sex. No complaining. (READ FIRST POST)

[Negrumir]

But not from anything that needs a corkscrew . . . . .

Well to whip out my inner Buzz Killington...

You don't even need that many corkscrews in the first place. Plus there's only 4 different corkscrews on that knife anyway, the others a duplicates.

 

[axletramp]

Some are anti-screws and some are 'cork specific'. I mean, you wouldn't use a Chianti corkscrew on a bottle of Pinot Grigio, would you? *snorts*

 

[poolhaas]

 

[Techy]

^^^

I'm used to eating pizzas by the eighths.

 

[HumanDestroyah]

 

[Starfirebird]

Here is what i think about Tebow Time!

 

[slims]

lion stuff

I love these ones.

 

[Negrumir]

I love these ones.

Oh?
(I think this might have been posted a long time ago.

And also.

 

[RACECAR]

^^^
I'm used to eating pizzas by the eighths.

You must have to do alot of folding just to even hold it.

 

[nick09]

 

[DK]

The same could be said of the Irish...

I resent your statement. *stumbles over while drunk*

 

[tfujiwara]

 

[RACECAR]

They have items called Dates?

I get the joke, but I didn't know that there was things called dates.

 

[ParkourVeyron]

They have items called Dates?

It's some kind of fruit I think.

 

[Grand Prix]

Not to be confused with pickles.

 

[GregTheStig]

Fact: I know where Ludacirs lives in a nicer part of ATL and I've seen his Ferrari 458 parked out front. Not a stalker but it's kinda hard to miss it

 

[mattythedog]

at most of the above.

 

[hemisport15]

Hope this isn't a repost.

 

[Mr. S]

AMURRICAN DRIVER EDITION

 

[Horde_R35]

^
So the 1st pic is mental and funny. The 2nd pic is just mental. The 3rd pic i just dont see the funny.

 

[Mr. S]

^
So the 1st pic is mental and funny. The 2nd pic is just mental. The 3rd pic i just dont see the funny.

Well, it's about the context, I guess.

So i work at a gas station and... this guy pulled in and parked by the pumps.

 

[Grand Prix]

 

[Pupik]

Is it sad that I know what road they're on, and approximately where that is?

Spoiler

Florida's Turnpike, somewhere between Mile Marker 75 and 81

We'd show you the French Driver Edition, but their cars are all in the shop, with parts on indefinite back-order.

 

[Mr. S]

We'd show you the French Driver Edition, but their cars are all in the shop, with parts on indefinite back-order.

Don't worry, I'll take over!

Insulting the French won't hurt me much - it's not like I'm a native!
(I have to concur, tho.)

 

[vfrmaverick]

Actually I think you're both g...oing off-topic.




If you think Elita Loreska (sp?) is hot, you should have seen the Jackie Johnson-era at Channel 7. After all, WSVN is only a letter away from NSFW.

if only julie durda would ever get a forecast right.

 

[Slick Rick]

Great post but I found this one especially as my dog does this ALL the time! I thought he was just weird but I guess most dogs do it too ...idiots.

 

[adamp93]

Meanwhile, in North Korea.

 

[Omnis]

God is God, HALLELUJAH!

 

[nick09]

And Where Is Michelangelo?

 

[Horde_R35]

Great post but I found this one especially as my dog does this ALL the time! I thought he was just weird but I guess most dogs do it too ...idiots.

He wants to go with you.

God is God, HALLELUJAH!

I thought that was funny too. Makes perfect sence doesnt it .