Funny Pic Thread VII - No swearing. No sex. No complaining. (READ FIRST POST)

[Pupik]

if only julie durda would ever get a forecast right.

That's the other one...funny how Channel 7's alternate/weekend weather lady is usually a body double. For the really important weather warnings/scares (hurricane watches, you = inside the cone), they have that Ferro guy.

This is when I cross my fingers on airplanes:

 

[Omnis]

Lololol. My uncle was super happy when Durda got divorced.

When I flew up to JAX I was in the b boarding group so there weren't any aisle seats left. There was a middle seat open in the front of the plane and it was just like that pic. I squeezed between an old guy and a lady that was visibly sick for the entire flight. She was either pregnant, had motion sickness, or an irrational fear of flying + sour burritos. Thank god she didn't puke and it was only an hour flight. You can only smash your nuts together for so long.

 

[RACECAR]

Is it sad that I know what road they're on, and approximately where that is?

Nowhere near as much as whats on their roof.

 

[Jacob]

Continuing Pupik's "The Oatmeal" pic.

Hope the language is acceptable.

 

[disinfected]

 

[Dennisch]

Hehe that's funny, gorgeous.

 

[disinfected]

Want to race?

 

[MadMike'86]

Totally, categorically, do not get the above humour, i'm assuming some sort of in-joke?

 

[Cowboys965]

Totally, categorically, do not get the above humour, i'm assuming some sort of in-joke?

I thought this as well.

 

[Dennisch]

Funny pic thread humor, scroll back a couple of pages.

Clickie!

 

[Pupik]

Want to race?

Maybe if we rename you Infected, he'll leave you alone.

 

[Dennisch]

Maybe if we rename you Infected, he'll leave you alone.

Or rename him to IloveDeathstalker.

 

[Negrumir]

Or rename him to IloveDeathstalker.

Or rename him

him

Eh?

 

[Dennisch]

Eh?

Would you like to race the gorgeous disinfected too?

 

[Dravonic]

Seriously... so many people here have zero forum smarts?

 

[Dennisch]

Too lazy to scroll back, or click the link I provided I think.

Anyway.

 

[NISM0_SKYLINE]

*Airplane seat joke*

That happened to me and some little old Middle Eastern women on a flight to London. She was pretty quiet, but when they announced they were closing the doors we shared one of those smiles you share with people when there's something good. It was fun.

 

[RACECAR]

 

[GregTheStig]

So a guy on my FB just got a tattoo...

 

[Dennisch]

No tattoo, No cry?

 

[disinfected]

would you like to race the gorgeous disinfected too?

oh god.

 

[Dennisch]

oh god.

Meme in the making.

 

[Horde_R35]

Meme in the making.

Nice .

 

[Cowboys965]

So a guy on my FB just got a tattoo...

Why.

 

[disinfected]

Meme in the making.

I'd change my username, but I don't want to be Marina for 12 whole months.

 

[Cowboys965]

You have to keep it for a year?

 

[Dennisch]

Just imagine how many Deathstalkers you will get.

 

[sems4arsenal]

I'd change my username, but I don't want to be Marina for 12 whole months.

 

[Dravonic]

You have to keep it for a year?

Yep, rules say so. Though exceptions can be made, I suppose.

 

[Recon]

I'd change my username, but I don't want to be Marina for 12 whole months.

Just change your profile picture to a fat girl 💡