Funny Pic Thread VII - No swearing. No sex. No complaining. (READ FIRST POST)

[Famine]

Wait, aluminum foil in the microwave? Isn't that a really bad idea?

Not nearly as bad an idea as doing it with a cup full of nitroglycerine.

That, as Rainer Wolfcastle would say, appears to be ZE SHOOOOOKE.

 

[Omnis]

Wait, aluminum foil in the microwave? Isn't that a really bad idea?

Nope. You need the foil to make the cookies cook. When you do it right, it's a flavor explosion.

 

[RTSolvalou]

Make sure to obtain the 200g of floor from somewhere it won't be noticed.

 

[Omnis]

Never follow instructions in comic sans.

 

[Zenith]

Nope. You need the foil to make the cookies cook. When you do it right, it's a flavor explosion.

Never follow instructions in comic sans.

Made me lol.

 

[Beerz]

This is gold.






EDIT:

 

[nick09]

Old but a good one.

 

[Akmuq]

 

[OwensRacing]

Never follow instructions in comic sans.

Yea no kidding! I'm out a microwave and a banana now!!!!

 

[Ibonibo]

^How did your "floor" taste?
Crunchy?

 

[m8h3r]

Yea no kidding! I'm out a microwave and a banana now!!!!

What a moron that posted the instructions. We can't be wasting banana's like that. What does he think? They grow on trees or something?


[/joke]

 

[Solid Lifters]

So stupid... Don't people know how vicious and evil bananas are?!?!

 

[carfanatic45]

2nd to last LOL!!! I almost died laughing!!!

 

[dice1998]

 

[nick09]

 

[Dooblewasur]

 

[NissanSkylineN1]

My buddy's homework so far:

 

[nick09]

Old but good.

 

[Dooblewasur]

Old but good.

Funny you'd say that, because YOU posted it in the summer of '11.

 

[Minty]

Okay..."Isle get it done" was pretty funny.

 

[DG_Silva]

Silly question, but what would you use nitroglycerin for in a medical sense, especially injection?

 

[Famine]

Angina.

 

[Omnis]

Side effects include diarrhea-- the explosive variety.

 

[KBRacing2488]

The more modern General Lee.

 

[SRV2LOW4ME]

The modern General Lee belongs in the fail thread.

 

[xXKingJoshXx]

West Coast Customs actually made a good one. And they converted it into a coupe.

Obviously not an exact replica, but still looks good! (imo)

 

[axletramp]

Billboard wars: Audi vs Mercedes.



As far as I'm aware, 'Ehe' = 'marriage' and 'Liebe' = 'love'.

 

[Dennisch]

Mercedes likes sodomy.

 

[Davidies]

Needs a ''Hammer'' in between ''Stop'' and ''Time''

 

[RocZX]

Billboard wars: Audi vs Mercedes.

As far as I'm aware, 'Ehe' = 'marriage' and 'Liebe' = 'love'.