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Funny/Strange News Stories
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Always nice to get some closure on a story...
https://www.edinburghnews.scotsman....itals-in-east-lothian-horror-attack-1-4812838
https://www.edinburghnews.scotsman....ter-before-dog-bit-off-his-genitals-1-4823205
https://www.edinburghnews.scotsman....itals-in-east-lothian-horror-attack-1-4812838
https://www.edinburghnews.scotsman....ter-before-dog-bit-off-his-genitals-1-4823205
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Feels more than a bit ruff.
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Smooth or crunchy? Presumably the latter.
It sounds like a bit of a cock and bull(dog) story though.
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School in Ipswich, England reports 30 year old pupil to Home Office.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-suffolk-46070239
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-suffolk-46070239
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The second link leads to the main page for me.
The stupidity of the parents responses are galling
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Sounds like it's been removed (perhaps pending litigation of some sort?) but here is a repost from another site in all its Darwinian glory; click it while it's hot:
http://www.ladbible.com/news/news-m...t-butter-before-dog-bit-off-genitals-20181102
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If they suffered from anorexia or schizophrenia they'd be forced to receive treatment, but if they're mentally unwell enough to decide to choose their gender that is something than their biological makeup (in the same way that an anorexic would about their body shape), we seem to encourage it.
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Somebody is gonna get triggered. Not sure who.
I will hold my hands up now and say I'm not a troll, and I'm sincerely sorry if anyone finds offence at my comment. I stand by it though.
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Some people are idiots. RDR2 players send abuse to a real life Colm O'driscoll.
https://www.eurogamer.net/articles/...-abuse-to-a-real-person-called-colm-odriscoll
https://www.eurogamer.net/articles/...-abuse-to-a-real-person-called-colm-odriscoll
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69-year-old Dutchman starts legal bid to become 20 years younger
Emile Ratelband has launched a legal bid to change his age by 20 years in order to improve his chances with women on dating applications like Tinder and help with job prospects, according to reports in Dutch media.
"You can change your name. You can change your gender. Why not your age? Nowhere are you so discriminated against as with your age," Dutch paper De Telegraaf quoted Ratelband as saying.
On Monday, he asked a court in his hometown of Arnhem, in the east of the country, for his date of birth to be changed from March 11, 1949 to March 11, 1960.
He told the court that he "suffers" as a 69-year-old and has been feeling "20, 25 years younger" than his official age, according to Dutch newspaper Algemeen Dagblad.
According to the newspaper, the court is skeptical about Ratelband's case as there is no legal precedent in this area. It is due to make a ruling in four weeks.
Emile Ratelband has launched a legal bid to change his age by 20 years in order to improve his chances with women on dating applications like Tinder and help with job prospects, according to reports in Dutch media.
"You can change your name. You can change your gender. Why not your age? Nowhere are you so discriminated against as with your age," Dutch paper De Telegraaf quoted Ratelband as saying.
On Monday, he asked a court in his hometown of Arnhem, in the east of the country, for his date of birth to be changed from March 11, 1949 to March 11, 1960.
He told the court that he "suffers" as a 69-year-old and has been feeling "20, 25 years younger" than his official age, according to Dutch newspaper Algemeen Dagblad.
According to the newspaper, the court is skeptical about Ratelband's case as there is no legal precedent in this area. It is due to make a ruling in four weeks.
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A week or two ago we had a woman bumping uglies with ghosts. I guess marrying a hologram would be the next logical step.
When newlywed Akihiko Kondo returns from work at a middle school in a Tokyo suburb, he is greeted by the love of his life, who lights up - literally - in welcome. His wife, Hatsune Miku, is not flesh and blood but a computer-generated hologram. Her ethereal existence did not stop Kondo, 35, from strengthening his commitment to her with a recent $18,000 wedding ceremony. “I believe the shape of happiness and love is different for each person,” Kondo told Reuters Television. “There definitely is a template for happiness, where a real man and woman get married, have a child and live all together. But I don’t believe such a template can necessarily make everyone happy,” the civil servant said. Hatsune Miku was developed as computer-generated singing software with the persona of a big-eyed, 16-year-old pop star with long, aqua-colored hair.
When newlywed Akihiko Kondo returns from work at a middle school in a Tokyo suburb, he is greeted by the love of his life, who lights up - literally - in welcome. His wife, Hatsune Miku, is not flesh and blood but a computer-generated hologram. Her ethereal existence did not stop Kondo, 35, from strengthening his commitment to her with a recent $18,000 wedding ceremony. “I believe the shape of happiness and love is different for each person,” Kondo told Reuters Television. “There definitely is a template for happiness, where a real man and woman get married, have a child and live all together. But I don’t believe such a template can necessarily make everyone happy,” the civil servant said. Hatsune Miku was developed as computer-generated singing software with the persona of a big-eyed, 16-year-old pop star with long, aqua-colored hair.
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New Japanese cyber security minister admits he's never used a computer.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-46222026
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-46222026
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Bureaucracy in a nutshell.
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His name rang a bell. A brief search reveals he was the same dude that, 2 years ago, called the Korean sex slaves used by the Japanese Army known as comfort women, "prostitutes".
https://news.sky.com/story/banksys-...to-artist-who-plans-to-paint-over-it-11554652
Ron english; "I'm whitewashing this piece of street art sold off for pure profit in protest. Only I'm then going to sell my amended version for more money."
Artists are really outdoing themselves these days, it's impressive.
Ron english; "I'm whitewashing this piece of street art sold off for pure profit in protest. Only I'm then going to sell my amended version for more money."
Artists are really outdoing themselves these days, it's impressive.
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Charles Dion McDowell arrested on cocaine and meth charges and his picture posted on the local law enforcement's Facebook page:
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comments later some of the top responses are, according to Heavy.com:
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comments later some of the top responses are, according to Heavy.com:- Ramon Ross: You people should be ashamed of yourselves, all this neckativity isn’t right at all.
- Noble Mcgregor: They gonna put him in jail and throat away the key.
- Dustin Gilland: Dude up to his neck in charges..
- Barry Jacobs: His neck is still at LARGE!!!
- Keidra Brewer: What they charge this guy with? Neckless Endangerment?
- Clint Freeman: My neck, my back, they took my meth and my crack.
- Carlos Levario: That boy got a chest tattoo on his neck…
- Diamond Duchess: Y’all come on he gotta lotta weight on his shoulders right now.
- Hannibal Hasan: All of his shirts are neckstra large.
- AJ Powell: Dat boy can drink peanut butter
- Brian White: That neck tattoo cost $6000. They charge per square foot
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It's a case of whoever smelt it dealt it?
Darts players deny farting at the darts.
Let's play fdarts
Darts players deny farting at the darts.
Let's play f
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Talk about kicking up a stink.
