Funny/Strange News Stories

👍 great post interludes.

And this is what I find amusing: the universe is correcting one giant karmic imbalance. Kardashian is shallow, self-absorbed and representative of everything that is wrong with society - someone who produces nothing, consumes everything, and demands more when it is all gone. Maybe having an unsightly skin condition will force a little humility onto her.

Her publicising the fact is just creating more column inches, which is basically what her 'actual' career is. A few patches of paler skin won't harm her 'supposed' career in the slightest, Photoshop and the huge amount of make-up that she already looks to wear could easily cover any blemishes.
 
Supply and demand. If somebody can make money making themselves look retarded on national television, so be it. The problem is not the celebrity on TV - the problem is the masses who bow to them as if they were a god. You have to be smart to screw people out of money. You have to be stupid to grovel at another person's feet.

EDT: For the record, I'm agreeing with Interludes that it's funny because people think it's news.
 
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The condition Kardashian has been diagnosed with, psoriasis, is not life-threatening. It only really affects quality of life by making people feel self-conscious and embarrassed. Which, granted, can be serious enough in itself. Now, I don't find that to be funny in and of itself. No, what I'm pointing out is the fact that it's Kim Kardashian who is so distressed over it. Because let's be honest with ourselves: who the hell is she? She hasn't really done anything famous - except to be famous. She's a socialite, a bottom-feeder of the lowest quality. You can throw her in with Paris Hilton and the crowd of self-absorbed B-grade celebrities who are all (there's no better word for it) attention whores.

Look at the state of the world right now. We've got a madman going on a killing rampage in Norway. We've got the worst drought in sixty years decimating the Horn of Africa. We've got the United States at serious risk of defaulting on its loans. We've got more serious issues than we have ever had before. And yet, here is Kim Kardashian complaining about how her career is ruined because of a skin condition and how there's so much pressure on her for being "beautiful" (though she looks like she's made of plastic). Never mind the fact that there are thousands of people with psoriasis who live their lives every day like regular people. Where are they, and why aren't they complaining the way Kardashian is? Kardashian seems to expect the world to come to a grinding halt because the world might see her as being ugly.

And this is what I find amusing: the universe is correcting one giant karmic imbalance. Kardashian is shallow, self-absorbed and representative of everything that is wrong with society - someone who produces nothing, consumes everything, and demands more when it is all gone. Maybe having an unsightly skin condition will force a little humility onto her.

You can blame society for giving her fame, all any generic attention whore has done is made money from people wanting to know how someone richer than themselves lives. The fact is she now has a condition that could end her career and you find that situation funny? It's not like she created this fame for herself, nobody in this business is smart enough to do that.

All your doing by commenting and moaning about these people is prolonging their fame. Part of society wants to know about her that's why she made the news, on the other hand another part of society wants to know about disasters around the world and that's why they make the news. Nobody likes someone telling them what they should and shouldn't care about in the news.
 
The fact is she now has a condition that could end her career and you find that situation funny?
No, he does not think that's funny. It's been stated clearly that he is making fun of society for thinking this is news.
 
No, he does not think that's funny. It's been stated clearly that he is making fun of society for thinking this is news.

Eh? I think he said he finds it funny how Kim Kardashian is moaning because her career might come to an end, that's the situation I'm referring to.
 
Fair enough, even so my last point stands.

Part of society wants to know about her that's why she made the news, on the other hand another part of society wants to know about disasters around the world and that's why they make the news. Nobody likes someone telling them what they should and shouldn't care about in the news.

For the record I don't find it funny at all, all your doing is laughing at another part of society because they are interested in something else. Holier than thou attitude comes to mind.
 
As someone with an incurable disease I would like to weigh in on this:

I recognize that I am heartless (badumptish!), but sometimes we all need to take a step back and realize that life is full of problems and it is almost necessary to laugh at it a bit. No one jumps to the defense of Charlie Sheen even though he clearly suffers from a disease that can put himself and other in danger. But then Charlie Sheen is allowing himself to be roasted in September. Michael J Fox has made jokes about his new dancing moves and laughs alongside people making similar jokes.

And I'll be honest, there are things I say and do around my personal friends that I won't say or do on here because I know I will offend people here while my friends will laugh with me, and that includes self deprecating jokes regarding my own health. I also laugh at jokes made about my health condition.

In closing I would just like to add one thing:




Regarding Kardashian specifically: She has a condition which can be treated and be held without flare ups for years at a time. It won't end her career, just cause her to have momentary hiatuses. She's just in "Woe is me, I'm too beautiful to be sick," mode.
 
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The condition Kardashian has been diagnosed with, psoriasis, is not life-threatening. It only really affects quality of life by making people feel self-conscious and embarrassed. Which, granted, can be serious enough in itself. Now, I don't find that to be funny in and of itself. No, what I'm pointing out is the fact that it's Kim Kardashian who is so distressed over it. Because let's be honest with ourselves: who the hell is she? She hasn't really done anything famous - except to be famous. She's a socialite, a bottom-feeder of the lowest quality. You can throw her in with Paris Hilton and the crowd of self-absorbed B-grade celebrities who are all (there's no better word for it) attention whores.

Look at the state of the world right now. We've got a madman going on a killing rampage in Norway. We've got the worst drought in sixty years decimating the Horn of Africa. We've got the United States at serious risk of defaulting on its loans. We've got more serious issues than we have ever had before. And yet, here is Kim Kardashian complaining about how her career is ruined because of a skin condition and how there's so much pressure on her for being "beautiful" (though she looks like she's made of plastic). Never mind the fact that there are thousands of people with psoriasis who live their lives every day like regular people. Where are they, and why aren't they complaining the way Kardashian is? Kardashian seems to expect the world to come to a grinding halt because the world might see her as being ugly.

And this is what I find amusing: the universe is correcting one giant karmic imbalance. Kardashian is shallow, self-absorbed and representative of everything that is wrong with society - someone who produces nothing, consumes everything, and demands more when it is all gone. Maybe having an unsightly skin condition will force a little humility onto her.

Exactly.
 
I remember CNN was talking about how much it would take to send your kid off to Hogwarts.
 
How much does Chuck Lorre hate Charlie Sheen? This much.

The original rumours for Sheen being written out of "Two and a Half Men" revolved around him falling to his death while out for a morning run when the cliffside he is running on collapses. Apparently that's not going to be the case - Sheen is instead going to get married, go to Paris, go on a massive binge and then get run over by a Paris metro train.

Someone really has some unresolved anger issues.
 
^ If I was Chuck Lorre, I would kill off Charlie Sheen's character by saying that he got "super-AIDS".
 
Abercrombie & Fitch pay the cast members of "Jersey Shore" ... not to wear their clothes because they feel the cast members are doing real damage to their image.

I understand why they are doing it, but paying people to not wear your clothes isn't a smart move. If I was in a naff reality show or something similar then I know what I'd be wearing on the next show, just so I might get paid to not wear it.:sly:
 
If I was in a naff reality show or something similar then I know what I'd be wearing on the next show, just so I might get paid to not wear it.:sly:
I'm pretty sure clothing companies wouldn't have much trouble picking out people who only wore their clothes and started acting out in the name of an easy pay day.

Besides, going by the content of "Jersey Shore", I don't think anyone on it would be intelligent enough to come up with your scheme. Even if they all put their heads together. After all, they all think they're major celebrities and completely oblivious to the fact that the world is laughing at them.
 
When the cast of the Jersey Shore dies, someone needs to present them with a Darwin Award.
 
Abercrombie & Fitch pay the cast members of "Jersey Shore" ... not to wear their clothes because they feel the cast members are doing real damage to their image.
More on this: now clothing companies are sending the cast members their rivals' products because people like Nicole Polizzi (I refuse to use her nickname) hae such power that they instantly de-vaule a brand the moment they are seen with it.
 
It's clearly an attempt to paint Obama as a socialist and herself as something opposite. It's just a very poorly-orchestrated one. Even the Russians don't want the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics back. When first Putin took power, he said "Anyone who does not miss the old Soviet Union has no heart. Anyone who wants it back has no brain".
 
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