Funny things in GT5

[Jedi2016]

- Dash view:

 

[GT40 MKII]

-> Once the next GT had thier realistic physics done, I'd like to use my Ford Pinto and brawl with my fellow online gamers on a demoition derby-like event at the gymkhana course. (:

YES!!!!!!!!!! Someone else thinks like I DO!!!!!

 

[3-Wheel Drive]

-> Once the next GT had thier realistic physics done, I'd like to use my Ford Pinto and brawl with my fellow online gamers on a demoition derby-like event at the gymkhana course. (:

 

[Solid Lifters]

I've said this before... racing lawnmowers...

 

[Niels]

I've said this before... racing lawnmowers...

When he was 12 he always wanted to be an F1 racer, and now...

 

[shadowgamer]

i would love to see my tuck in this game i know when i drive it i can get it from 0-60 in 5 sec but then again i put anything and everything into making it so fast haha i know alot of u ppl would agree since it has a 460 ci with a holley carb u got to see it to belive it and its only a 82 how manny of u guys seen this truck befor ohh and to set da record str8 i didnt make it like that i bought it like that and yes its a pick up truck not a van

 

[GT40 MKII]

ive seen one of those before but it had stacks on it and it looked like crap but it would be funny to race and pop a wheelie in

 

[shadowgamer]

i was thinking about the stacks but i never got around to it right now its not in service cause i had a little rin in with the police and you know how they love taking your car when u have no insurance ha ha

 

[180sxdrifter]

lol, rocket cars and shoot them up a ramp nb fly into space

 

[shadowgamer]

they should have a create ur own car u know just like in other games thiers create a player ha

 

[The Vanishing Boy]

-> How about a flying competition?

(:

 

[Jim Prower]

If so, i getta fly one of these!

Perhaps Kaz needs to do a flying game....

 

[GT40 MKII]

yeah and have the functional missles and etc

 

[drifterboy]

i know how about mini cars for instance the f1

 

[GT40 MKII]

good pic its funny

 

[crimson_menace]

Rocket powered shopping carts? But definately destruction derby. Sorta reminds me of flatout. Yes!

 

[GT40 MKII]

ive played a demo of flat out i like it

 

[Jim Prower]

There's two guys in the cabin, but no-one's shouting out course notes....

 

[The Vanishing Boy]

^ That would be in Class B.

-> I have something for Class C...

...Class A...

...and Class S!

-> And get this, with real physics!

(:

 

[The Vanishing Boy]

-> And how about classics too:

(:

 

[HACKr]

 

[Krispen Wah]

o_0

 

[3-Wheel Drive]

Rocket sled, the Escudo of the rails.

 

[Tee-Jay]

except you cant do a wheelie....well, you wouldnt want to any way

 

[HACKr]

except you cant do a wheelie....well, you wouldnt want to any way

Why not?
IMO trains should get RMs and crap. Have all kinds of races with 'em.

 

[Tee-Jay]

haha....that'd be heaps cool......but you'd hope that PD dotn cross rails at any one point!!!! in fact....that'd be pretty funny to watch two trains aim for 1 apex.....but they join into 1 rail....

 

[The Vanishing Boy]

except you cant do a wheelie....well, you wouldnt want to any way

^ I have a solution to that:

WHEEE!!!!

(:

 

[Kylehnat]

How about a virtual "racing wife?" She'd nag you every single day to mow the lawn, and would continuously complain about how you spend too much time with your cars and not enough with her. The "marriage counseling" feature allows her to cool off, but be careful: too much counseling will cause her to divorce you. If that happens, large sums of your hard-earned cash will start randomly disappearing, and that car you need to win the GT World Championship will be given to her by the court. Soon, she'll have a bastard child with one of your rivals, and will hit YOU up for child support. This miserable cycle will cause you to hit the bottle, losing more money, and causing some of your races to be blurred. In a drunken stupor, you get a prostitute pregnant, who demands financial support as well. You're making millions each year, all of which is taken directly from your pockets. Down to your last little bit, you decide to go out in a blaze of glory. You rip the top off of your Cerbera Speed 12, slap N1 tires on it, and head for the 'Ring. You get there, only to discover that you can't afford the $5 track fee.

Now that is a game!

 

[buickgnx88]

How bout towing trailers! You could have a selection of trailers (boat, camper, flatbed, U-Haul, etc.) and tow them around the track. You would also have the ability to knock off other people's. It would be funny to see a car that is extremely unpowered trying to haul a trailer, sitting at the start line spinning its tires and not moving!

 

[dylansan]

How about a virtual "racing wife?" She'd nag you every single day to mow the lawn, and would continuously complain about how you spend too much time with your cars and not enough with her. The "marriage counseling" feature allows her to cool off, but be careful: too much counseling will cause her to divorce you. If that happens, large sums of your hard-earned cash will start randomly disappearing, and that car you need to win the GT World Championship will be given to her by the court. Soon, she'll have a bastard child with one of your rivals, and will hit YOU up for child support. This miserable cycle will cause you to hit the bottle, losing more money, and causing some of your races to be blurred. In a drunken stupor, you get a prostitute pregnant, who demands financial support as well. You're making millions each year, all of which is taken directly from your pockets. Down to your last little bit, you decide to go out in a blaze of glory. You rip the top off of your Cerbera Speed 12, slap N1 tires on it, and head for the 'Ring. You get there, only to discover that you can't afford the $5 track fee.

Now that is a game!