TuneRVisioN
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Not like a Jeep has traction problems...
Funny things in GT5
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no, how about having to race a taxi thru a fully populated new york race! there would be plenty of gridlock so you could have the horn button instead make your guy stick his head out the window and yell "Ey getta move on there! I gots to be in Brooklyn in 5 minutes! Don't make me get outta this car!"
The Vanishing Boy
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^ I see what you mean:
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Forget Gridlock...
How about two jet engines, sitting on repulsorlifts, with a driver's compartment at the back?
How about two jet engines, sitting on repulsorlifts, with a driver's compartment at the back?
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- Are you kidding?
Forget Gridlock...
How about two jet engines, sitting on repulsorlifts, with a driver's compartment at the back?
Two engines...compartment at the back....
Jim, it's been done mate.
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That's a Bentley. And I'll bet the mills ain't Jets.
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Being able to hit the rally spectators would be fun... and then using your windshield wipers to clean off the blood, bone fragments and teeth... but it would only make it worse by smearing it everywhere... so you have to get out and use a towel or squeegee, and you'd see pieces of scalp with the hair still attached stuck on your side mirror and a severed foot stuck in your bumper.
Good times!
Good times!
kekke2000
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i just thought of the best game ever!!! listen to this...
The Cars and Car Feeling from GT4
The People from GTA
The Blood and splatter effects from Soldier of Fortune
The deform models from LFS (I know it's not realistic, but looks kinda nice)
and of course the extra features of blood on windshield wipers e.t.c.
oh and one more thing, this may sound psycho but i want kids in the game! i'd actually love to (VIRTUALLY!) go full speed through a school class
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i just thought of the best game ever!!! listen to this...
The Cars and Car Feeling from GT4
The People from GTA
The Blood and splatter effects from Soldier of Fortune
The deform models from LFS (I know it's not realistic, but looks kinda nice)
and of course the extra features of blood on windshield wipers e.t.c.
oh and one more thing, this may sound psycho but i want kids in the game! i'd actually love to (VIRTUALLY!) go full speed through a school class
That... would... be... GREAT! I like where you're mind's at!
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or, to make it so it's not a disaster with the parents of america, all the spectators could be replaced by zombies that you could freely run thru, and there could be a class of zombie children for kekke2000's tastes haha
- 997
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Zombie children might work... or maybe cute little animals instead.
Back to the original... there would also have to be blood-curdling screams, crying and painful moaning sounds, along with the sounds of bones cracking, flesh tearing, knees popping and the thuds of heads hitting and exploding on the windshield and under the tires.
I think I need some professional help!
Back to the original... there would also have to be blood-curdling screams, crying and painful moaning sounds, along with the sounds of bones cracking, flesh tearing, knees popping and the thuds of heads hitting and exploding on the windshield and under the tires.
I think I need some professional help!
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cops that chase you past the cute little animals 
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I really don't find this funny...It's more scary..
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Imagine the replay of you barreling through a crowd... bodies, blood and limbs flying everywhere! Now that's comedy!
kekke2000
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Imagine the replay of you barreling through a crowd... bodies, blood and limbs flying everywhere! Now that's comedy!
hehehe and under the car some dude is stuck in the exhaust pipe
kekke2000
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don't you have a little psycho living inside you?
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just think of how much more work would have to be implimented for this to work, i mean they would have to do so much more sound testing to get the bone snapping and blood squirting effects just right, and think of how long it would take to model the blood splatter patterns for each and every car! ugh, the game would take forever to come out and they'd probably skimp on the blood effects and just use crappy cartoon blood and cheesy sound effects.
TuneRVisioN
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Perhaps a sabotage mode would be in order, Stealthily entering team-mates pit garage and drilling a hole in the fuel tank. Perhaps a sly disconnecting of the brakes, maybe loosening the wheel nuts? Use your imagination, maybe you could hire a professional, save all the hassle of getting caught, Maybe a sniper on the hill for a few pot shots at the tires?
kekke2000
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it could be sooo many games, at one time, just think of the online races! you can be a whole team of snipers, knifemen, bottle-throwers e.t.c.
TuneRVisioN
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It would be fun to run over your pit crew when you are mad at them. Also it would be fun to jump into the crowd and run over them too when they are booing you. 
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