Funny things in GT5

[HACKr]

How about a virtual "racing wife?" She'd nag you every single day to mow the lawn, and would continuously complain about how you spend too much time with your cars and not enough with her. The "marriage counseling" feature allows her to cool off, but be careful: too much counseling will cause her to divorce you. If that happens, large sums of your hard-earned cash will start randomly disappearing, and that car you need to win the GT World Championship will be given to her by the court. Soon, she'll have a bastard child with one of your rivals, and will hit YOU up for child support. This miserable cycle will cause you to hit the bottle, losing more money, and causing some of your races to be blurred. In a drunken stupor, you get a prostitute pregnant, who demands financial support as well. You're making millions each year, all of which is taken directly from your pockets. Down to your last little bit, you decide to go out in a blaze of glory. You rip the top off of your Cerbera Speed 12, slap N1 tires on it, and head for the 'Ring. You get there, only to discover that you can't afford the $5 track fee.

Now that is a game!

No, I believe thats called hell.

 

[GT Pro]

How about a virtual "racing wife?" She'd nag you every single day to mow the lawn, and would continuously complain about how you spend too much time with your cars and not enough with her. The "marriage counseling" feature allows her to cool off, but be careful: too much counseling will cause her to divorce you. If that happens, large sums of your hard-earned cash will start randomly disappearing, and that car you need to win the GT World Championship will be given to her by the court. Soon, she'll have a bastard child with one of your rivals, and will hit YOU up for child support. This miserable cycle will cause you to hit the bottle, losing more money, and causing some of your races to be blurred. In a drunken stupor, you get a prostitute pregnant, who demands financial support as well. You're making millions each year, all of which is taken directly from your pockets. Down to your last little bit, you decide to go out in a blaze of glory. You rip the top off of your Cerbera Speed 12, slap N1 tires on it, and head for the 'Ring. You get there, only to discover that you can't afford the $5 track fee.

Now that is a game!

Yep Kylenhat, you're still as funny as hell:tup:

Still doesn't beat your post in Mission 1 though

 

[Danny]

How about "Walk, you lazy sod" mode.

 

[DustDriver]

How bout towing trailers! You could have a selection of trailers (boat, camper, flatbed, U-Haul, etc.) and tow them around the track. You would also have the ability to knock off other people's. It would be funny to see a car that is extremely unpowered trying to haul a trailer, sitting at the start line spinning its tires and not moving!

lol, reminds me of caravan racing

or backwards racing

and on that pic you really see the start, not the finish

 

[Magikrio]

lol, rocket cars and shoot them up a ramp nb fly into space

I know this was posted a while back, but like my F1 racer?

I also think there should be some Monster truck races and stuff like that

 

[The Vanishing Boy]

~> RACE TO SPACE: The Final Effort

^ I think thats a good idea, and heres the starting grid:

 

[benzoboy]

I'm loaded with ideas like these...

-Monster Truck Races
-Demolition Derbies
-Road Rage/Kill
-Cops & Robbers
-Tractor Racing...

 

[N35QU1K]

-> Heh, heh, this is fun to take time off for all the serious discussion 'round the GT5 Forum.

-> I can imagine PD if the went to the Philippines and credited those Philippine Jeepneys like Sarao, Francisco, Lipad, Melford, and other owner-type jeepneys, (:

- An example of the Philippine Jeepney:

- An example of the Owner-type Jeepney:

(:

Hahaha, that's hella pinoy. I would love to import one of those to the US and put huge rims on it and take it to school, hahaha. I wonder how many horses those things push...

 

[The Vanishing Boy]

^ I think they range from an Isuzu Elf Diesel to a nice Toyota Carbed engine that pushes from 80 to 180 hp. (:

 

[GT40 MKII]

i'd still put a big block hemi in the grey one and have nitrous on it

 

[Solid Lifters]

Toilet Racing and Recliner Burnouts?

 

[GT40 MKII]

Rocket sled, the Escudo of the rails.

train drag races anyone?

 

[den brakke]

I want to drive around in Paris with loads of other cars, use a horn and the ability to swear in french. 👍

edit: and damage offcourse!

 

[Jim Prower]

:3

 

[Christhedude]

I want to drive around in Paris with loads of other cars, use a horn and the ability to swear in french. 👍

edit: and damage offcourse!

haha good one brake!

well,i would love to drive around in germany, and make use of the "autobahn" and some realistic traffic...would be hell of fun!...and then maybe be able to swear in german

 

[The Vanishing Boy]

-> How about Manila's own super heavy traffic:

^ And they will cuss in tagalog!!!

-> Plus...

^ Street vendors!!!

 

[SouthShoreSRT]

"Spy Hunter" minigame...

 

[ysupenguin2010]

I'm loaded with ideas like these...

-Monster Truck Races
-Demolition Derbies
-Road Rage/Kill
-Cops & Robbers
-Tractor Racing...

if kaz adds the crown victoria, he has to do this, it's too great! (criminal justice major)
also, related to the cops & robbers thing, wouldn't be great to sit off on the side of the mulsanne straight in your fully outfitted CVPI and try to pinch cars going by? as for road rage, besides flipping people off and honking the horn, you should also get to throw a "mcmissile"

 

[32' Lover]

For the people that have played midnight club II and put in the cheat where you get rocket launchers and machine guns on your car, thats my idea plus make the other racer obtain damage, and show it.

With lawn tractor races you could practice on your own virtaul lawn and then go pro!

oh, what about mud running, but then def. you should be able to put a lift kit and 34 inch tires. then me and my buddies could be racing and i could run over them!

 

[akkore]

go to video.google.com and do a search for "well behaved tyre" and you'll see the exact same thing the was talked about earlier with a V8 supercar, i think this is the video that you must of seen.

 

[95GTIVR6]

~> RACE TO SPACE: The Final Effort

^ I think thats a good idea, and heres the starting grid:

That would be a perfect way to match all the Skyline models!

"Yes, Apollo 11 has a slight silver lining around the letters 'USA', it must be included! Special colors FTW"

 

[TuneRVisioN]

How about a Road Rage mode where you would run over pedestrians and get points and credits for it? You would get more points for drifting while running over people. Yes I had a dream like this IRL. It was fun.

 

[Stevisiov]

That would be a perfect way to match all the Skyline models!

"Yes, Apollo 11 has a slight silver lining around the letters 'USA', it must be included! Special colors FTW"

clever comment and it is very true, I don't quite understand what the need is for the midnight purple colour being a seperate car. I found in some one make events you win that car but with a special colour scheme that you can't buy it in like my pink Citroen 2CV but it is still the same car why when it is skyline the rules change? I am bankinng on it is something to do the the fact it is Japanese and they just love their skylines, it gone past the point where it annoys me now i just doesn't bother me anymore, might aswell laugh about it

 

[jimlad_jones]

camel racing

and a nice slice of orange and a cup of tea at half time.. uh i mean half race..

 

[Citrus]

camel racing

and a nice slice of orange and a cup of tea at half time.. uh i mean half race..

You just gave me an idea... 💡

If your car is badly damaged and you pull into the pits, if it would take about 10-20 mins game time. Then a cutscene would be shown and it would show you having a cup of tea with your grandmother in the pit garage while she would be giving you a lecture, like this "young man... you better be a safe driver and let people overtake you while you safely drive at 30 mph... and if you dare speed or drive dangerously, then you will go to bed at 9.00 pm sharp!" then you'd probably reply "but gran i'm 30 years old and i'm in a race, emphasis on race!" That would be hilarious!

 

[GT40 MKII]

You just gave me an idea... 💡

If your car is badly damaged and you pull into the pits, if it would take about 10-20 mins game time. Then a cutscene would be shown and it would show you having a cup of tea with your grandmother in the pit garage while she would be giving you a lecture, like this "young man... you better be a safe driver and let people overtake you while you safely drive at 30 mph... and if you dare speed or drive dangerously, then you will go to bed at 9.00 pm sharp!" then you'd probably reply "but gran i'm 30 years old and i'm in a race, emphasis on race!" That would be hilarious!

brilliant!!!!!!!!!

 

[Perfect Balance]

Also, if there was customization and free roam, you could end up making races that were just like famous movies, like The Italian Job

Meh, it's been done already.

 

[sar593]

This thread is great.

It's called Yipao, the Jeep parede here in Colombia.
EDIT: More info and pics here

 

[TopHat]

Wow... Thats.... interesting.

 

[GT40 MKII]

ummm.... im lost, is all the junk on the back for extra traction?