Funny things RICErs say (radically immature car enthusiasts)

[Team THRT Drift]

None of those links work for me.

Here you go.....

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=I6Aakn1fgSQ

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HYzQ9TGUebM

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VhJF4-isqdU

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5PwCElb4Le4

Had to change the first vid, as it was pure immaturity


@Doog...

 

[Dan]

That anti-rice device is cruel AND hilarious.

 

[xXKingJoshXx]

You sir are a master swindler. Make a great conman.

I've been told.

 

[Team THRT Drift]

That anti-rice device is cruel AND hilarious.

Hahaha yeah... I normally respect other people's rides... I've seen a quite a few good Honda's out there; from DC5's to '86 Civic's. When a guy starts doing burnouts in his Honda (FWD burnouts 👎 ) and cops show up..... I will chase him down after the scramble....

What I love to see is what RICErs do when cops show up....

Ring leader: 5-0! 5-0! Move!

My friends and other domestic enthusiasts just lean on the hood of the car, and watch them scramble. Typical Fast and Furious mentality... if you did nothing wrong, why would you run?

One time, these RICErs showed up to a day meet (I usually go to day meets) and sure enough, started revving engines, playing loud music, and what-not.... we (my buddies and I) went over to talk to them... a couple of Mexicans high as 🤬 talking up their cars. They did one last burnout and left (6 pairs of tyre marks were left on the newly paved parking lot at Zellers.

Cops came over and they thought it was us. I said “With all due respect, sir, with rising gas prices and $405 a piece *pointing at tyres on my car*, do you honestly think we are stupid enough to do that *pointing at tyre marks left by the morons.*"

He left to search for the Honda's after we gave him a description... so much win that day....

 

[callmegnarly]

So a few years back my friend and I were at a Honda dealership looking around in the showroom. The dealership had a sweet Si Civic that I was looking at. A salesman's walks up to me and we start talking about the car. He then proceeds to tell me that there really is no difference between the Si Civics and the base models, that really the only difference is the bigger rims, the cosmetic pieces and of course the badging. I was taken aback a little bit because I could believe that someone especially someone whose job it is to know the cars would say that.(He was dead serious by the way) After he said that I proceeded to tell him everything that was different between the two trim levels and then walked away shaking my head. (Face palm)

 

[Dan]

So a few years back my friend and I were at a Honda dealership looking around in the showroom. The dealership had a sweet Si Civic that I was looking at. A salesman's walks up to me and we start talking about the car. He then proceeds to tell me that there really is no difference between the Si Civics and the base models, that really the only difference is the bigger rims, the cosmetic pieces and of course the badging. I was taken aback a little bit because I could believe that someone especially someone whose job it is to know the cars would say that.(He was dead serious by the way) After he said that I proceeded to tell him everything that was different between the two trim levels and then walked away shaking my head. (Face palm)

Funny story.

Nice username too.

 

[Slash]

You know all about when I convinced somebody online that my Chevelle was actually a Ford Grand Torino King Cobra.

I've had similar moments. I've talked to people who think they know cars and they say something stupid and you're like "wait, what?? that's not right" then they get all pissy with you lol.

As a matter of fact I was talking to my dad the other day who is also a Ford guy and I was like yeah the 429 is a great motor and he's like bahhh those are terrible. So we continued talking then I said why don''t you buy a 460 for the truck and he's like I would, they are popular motors lol and I was like uh, that's the same engine as a 429 just a different crank lmao haha. He's like "oh"

I think he was just having a dumb moment, he usually knows his stuff haha.

 

[Team THRT Drift]

So a few years back my friend and I were at a Honda dealership looking around in the showroom. The dealership had a sweet Si Civic that I was looking at. A salesman's walks up to me and we start talking about the car. He then proceeds to tell me that there really is no difference between the Si Civics and the base models, that really the only difference is the bigger rims, the cosmetic pieces and of course the badging. I was taken aback a little bit because I could believe that someone especially someone whose job it is to know the cars would say that.(He was dead serious by the way) After he said that I proceeded to tell him everything that was different between the two trim levels and then walked away shaking my head. (Face palm)

Hahaha! Nice one, and welcome to

@Slash, the 429 is a great motor. It's simple, and easy to repair. 👍

 

[Slash]

Hahaha! Nice one, and welcome to

@Slash, the 429 is a great motor. It's simple, and easy to repair. 👍

Oh I know it is haha. I'm more of a small block guy though lol.

 

[Team THRT Drift]

Oh I know it is haha. I'm more of a small block guy though lol.

Ah.. gotcha

 

[Slash]

Ah.. gotcha

I just thought what he said was funny, he was having a blonde moment lol

 

[Sage Ages]

I met a guy once who was adamant that his father's Lexus SC430 was one of the only models to be offered with a V8. All SC430's are V8's...

You sure he didn't mean the only SCs with V8's?

 

[Bopop4]

^
For only 15 bucks? Worth it.

I was playing Forza 4 at my friend's house, and my friend's sister's boyfriend, (Who owns a JDM spec motor swapped WRX.) was over as well.

He kept crashing in the game, (Because notusingthebrakesisbad.) and when he went to tune the car, he had no idea what he was doing.

First he fully locked both diffs, I told him what he was doing wrong and he didn't understand because "The WRX wheel-hops on a launch, so the diff must be locked irl."
I tried to explain how it worked, so he made the diff fully open. -.-

There was more stuff, but it was basically just a total lack of mechanical knowledge, which I was very surprised at considering what's been done to his car.


He wants to go rallying, but I'm seriously worried that he'll stuff it into a tree in short order.

And then he blew the clutch.
It's not like it had been slipping and giving him a warning that it was about to go, OH WAIT, IT HAD.

And he still can't drive in Forza.



Some other funny stuff as well, he was driving with my friend, and they hit a puddle.
The guy swerves, and immediately says, "Hydroplaning.".

...



I had also taught a friend how to better use the cars traction in corners, and he was driving with the WRX guy. He takes some turns and the guy is impressed, but then he says, "That was fast, but I like to go slow and slide, rather then fast and straight.".

...

Because it's possible to go slow and sideways at the time, not like you can't take a WRX and hold a slide at 30mph. (Not in that corner at least.)

 

[Team THRT Drift]

I beat a guy on my bike today (Bicycle). He had a black Scion something-or-other — the Speedhunters Scion in NFS Shift 2 that looks like a tractor with 1200HP— with orange stripes originating from the headlamps an extending to the windshield, orange alloys, an orange boot lid, orange door mirrors, and blue exhaust tip. I'll try to get a pic tomorrow if he's in the park. So, we started talking and I challenged him to a race; a race around the neighborhood. I lost, but for one reason, and one reason only.... he blew the clutch before we started and he didn't even know it He said “smell that engine!!!" I lost it, then and there.

 

[callmegnarly]

Funny story.

Nice username too.

Thanks I appreciate all of the feedback on my story. I actually joined because I wanted to tell someone that story. I'll try and post some more stuff when I get a chance.

 

[Team THRT Drift]

Thanks I appreciate all of the feedback on my story. I actually joined because I wanted to tell someone that story. I'll try and post some more stuff when I get a chance.

Please do

 

[VspecZR1GT2RS89]

Love all of the stories guys. Keep them coming up. 👍

And welcome to GTP callmegnarly.


And I got a story to. Last week when I was outside, minding my business and reading about the events at E3 in my front yard. I heard a fart can speeding down the road. It was a Scion TC speeding down the road like he was in the Fast and the Furious.

Then he came around the corner and high tail it and for a second longer there was a Crown Victoria police car chasing it down the block. It felt like I witnessed F&F and NFS all at once last week. I busted out laughing after seeing it.

And I have another one. I have seen two trashy, riced out and hideous trucks driving around my neighborhood also.

The first one was a Chevy S10 with no bed, and completely jacked up (the front was pointed to the sky like it was going to take off and the rear was so low to the ground, the plates were scraping the road!) The 🤬 was waiting at the light, blasting rap music out of his truck with some heavy bass with one hand on the steering wheel, acting "gangsta" with a lean. I was laughing at the truck, but my niece told me about the guy driving it. I would've cursed him out or give him the finger to troll him, but we're going one way and he sped off around the corner.

The other, a older Cherokee lifted...with NO DOORS and NO CAGE, plus it was tacky looking as well. That's wasn't no off road monster, just posing to be one with a fat guy driving it. Me and my niece spotted it at the light and heard two guys talking about how ugly the Jeep was. Then he shot off around the corner.

 

[Dragonthing]

I pulled into the seafront carpark last night and some mouthbreather in a 106 pulls up next to me. This guy has the worst rattlecan paintjob I've ever seen, bright blue sidelights and a bean can exhaust, and he starts trying to talk to me about my still factory-spec 306 Dturbo. So he's going on about how he has a remap and a cone filter and a racing exhaust and an intercooler...on his 1.1 n/a engine

So I ask if he wants to see my engine and I open the bonnet, and end up in fits of laughter as he asks me what that thing is ontop of the engine. Clearly he doesn't know what an intercooler looks like despite apparently having one

 

[R5]

Oh god.


Lets end the thread, for sanity sakes

 

[Dan]

Oh god.

Lets end the thread, for sanity sakes

No. Keep it alive, so we can all have a good laugh.

 

[Slash]

I pulled into the seafront carpark last night and some mouthbreather in a 106 pulls up next to me. This guy has the worst rattlecan paintjob I've ever seen, bright blue sidelights and a bean can exhaust, and he starts trying to talk to me about my still factory-spec 306 Dturbo. So he's going on about how he has a remap and a cone filter and a racing exhaust and an intercooler...on his 1.1 n/a engine

So I ask if he wants to see my engine and I open the bonnet, and end up in fits of laughter as he asks me what that thing is ontop of the engine. Clearly he doesn't know what an intercooler looks like despite apparently having one

I love people like that. It's so funny to shut them up. I actually had a friend tell me (with a serious face) his Lincoln Town Car with a bone stock and incredibly tired 302 could smash my friends tubbed Maverick with a 392 stroker lol. I laughed incredibly hard haha.

 

[Team THRT Drift]

Love all of the stories guys. Keep them coming up. 👍

And welcome to GTP callmegnarly.

And I got a story to. Last week when I was outside, minding my business and reading about the events at E3 in my front yard. I heard a fart can speeding down the road. It was a Scion TC speeding down the road like he was in the Fast and the Furious.

Then he came around the corner and high tail it and for a second longer there was a Crown Victoria police car chasing it down the block. It felt like I witnessed F&F and NFS all at once last week. I busted out laughing after seeing it.

And I have another one. I have seen two trashy, riced out and hideous trucks driving around my neighborhood also.

The first one was a Chevy S10 with no bed, and completely jacked up (the front was pointed to the sky like it was going to take off and the rear was so low to the ground, the plates were scraping the road!) The 🤬 was waiting at the light, blasting rap music out of his truck with some heavy bass with one hand on the steering wheel, acting "gangsta" with a lean. I was laughing at the truck, but my niece told me about the guy driving it. I would've cursed him out or give him the finger to troll him, but we're going one way and he sped off around the corner.

The other, a older Cherokee lifted...with NO DOORS and NO CAGE, plus it was tacky looking as well. That's wasn't no off road monster, just posing to be one with a fat guy driving it. Me and my niece spotted it at the light and heard two guys talking about how ugly the Jeep was. Then he shot off around the corner.

Typical in Latin America;except the "music" is Reggeton.

mouthbreather

That's a new one

Oh god.

Lets end the thread, for sanity sakes

Noooo! Idiots will forever remain near the back of "Darwin's ascent of man", and it's fun to read about their latest escapades

No. Keep it alive, so we can all have a good laugh.

+1000

I love people like that. It's so funny to shut them up. I actually had a friend tell me (with a serious face) his Lincoln Town Car with a bone stock and incredibly tired 302 could smash my friends tubbed Maverick with a 392 stroker lol.

I would've lost it before telling you something like that.

 

[Rainbow Dash]

I actually had a friend tell me (with a serious face) his Lincoln Town Car with a bone stock and incredibly tired 302 could smash my friends tubbed Maverick with a 392 stroker lol. I laughed incredibly hard haha.

Well he could... into a wall.

Just remember guys & gals. Don't talk **** until you see what's under the hood.

 

[Dan]

Well he could... into a wall.

Just remember guys & gals. Don't talk **** until you see what's under the hood.

*Desperately tries to think of a line from The Fast and the Furious (2001)*

 

[Team THRT Drift]

*Desperately tries to think of a line from The Fast and the Furious (2001)*

“It don't matter if you win by an inch, or a mile; winning's winning."

Don't see how that fits with the posts above, but a great line nonetheless.

 

[xXKingJoshXx]

I love people like that. It's so funny to shut them up. I actually had a friend tell me (with a serious face) his Lincoln Town Car with a bone stock and incredibly tired 302 could smash my friends tubbed Maverick with a 392 stroker lol. I laughed incredibly hard haha.

How in the hell could he think that? The Lincoln Town Car is so slow! When I floor mine it's like gently pressing the gas on the F150.

 

[Team THRT Drift]

How in the hell could he think that? The Lincoln Town Car is so slow! When I floor mine it's like gently pressing the gas on the F150.

A Lincoln Town Car is not that slow..... a Ford Windstar is slo- never mind, a Lincoln Town Car IS slow....

 

[VspecZR1GT2RS89]

Oh god.

Lets end the thread, for sanity sakes

Noooo!!! We must keep it alive bro!

In a research survey, scientists and therapists have found the rise in stupidity in humans. Since the rise of the machines and animal intelligence are on the rise. The Terminator movie series is telling our future if we don't improve. Skynet can exist as we speak. Computers, Cars, Guns, Robots and a Chimpanzee dictator named Bobo. And us humans being located in caves and ruins waiting for John Connor.

The human race is dwindling to a rock slowly... And we need this thread to laugh at these morons in our world and industry.

*Desperately tries to think of a line from The Fast and the Furious (2001)*

Brian: Hey, pop the hood.

Dom: Pop the hood?

Brian: Pop the hood!

*Pops the hood of a Supra*

Jessie: A 2JZ engine, NO 🤬!

Brian: See, I told you.

Dom: Then, I'll take back my previous statements.


Now, let's take this into a real life situation......

Ricer *in gangsta speak*: Yo! My JDM "Type R" is fast as 🤬! Its equipped with a D13 Twin rotor LS6, RB26 swapped 2JZ VQ V10! It's sooo fast homie, You know what I'm sayin'?

Car guy: Pop the hood....

Ricer: What does that mean yo!

Car guy: It means, open up the hood.

Ricer: Ummmmm..... Well, mah car can do 5 seconds on da quarta mile! Bra!

Car guy: Just open the damn hood!

Ricer: O_o *gets nervous* Ok........

Ricer opens the hood for his so-called Type R...

Ricer: Youse like it homeboy.

Car guy: T_T. You are a grade A moron. That's just a stock 1.3L engine inside your Civic. Not all that performance "mods" you just said! And that's a EG civic, not a JDM EK9 Type R!

Ricer: Ummmm... It's a rare super EG Type R! That runs Veyron numbers!

Car guy: *laughs at ricer and walks to his 700+AWHP TT Lancer Evo VIII, 850+HP Shelby GT500 S197 or Stage 4 tuned 690AWHP Audi RS4.

He turns on the car's engine and revs it. Thus, making the ricer into driving his car away real fast and crashing into a lamppost trying to "race" the guy, but then realizes he was heading the opposite direction. And the ricer's "G-Biscuit" whip "blew up". :facepalm:

 

[Team THRT Drift]

Dammit! I just passed that scene!

 

[gtsmashbros]

LOL pretty vivid story right there. Especially the instant lamp post crash hahahahaha.

Also, I thought you guys might be interested in the following: I've made an instagram solely for the purpose of posting the most ridiculous and most hilarious ricers that can be found. I made it yesterday, and used a few pics from the Questionable modification thread to start it off. If you'd like, you can go ahead and follow me @ricersparadise. I'm only going to post ricers, and nothing else. No spam nothing. Thanks!