Funny things RICErs say (radically immature car enthusiasts)

[MisterWhiskers]

The funniest thing is, this thread is full of ricers.. Most to silly to know there're ricers.

You silly kids.

*Gasp* How dare you say such a thing?!

 

[MK1 MR2 lover]

The funniest thing is, this thread is full of ricers.. Most to silly to know there're ricers.

You silly kids.

Because my stock '04 Mazda MPV is the pinnacle of rice.....

 

[Dan]

Because my stock '04 Mazda MPV is the pinnacle of rice.....

It is. DUH!

 

[MisterWhiskers]

The funniest thing is, this thread is full of ricers.. Most to silly to know there're ricers.

You silly kids.

My 98' BMW M3 is the opposite of rice. It's ice cream!

 

[Team THRT Drift]

My 98' BMW M3 is the opposite of rice. It's ice cream!

Major thread killer; no offence, mate.

Anyway, was biking today (cycling) and a RICER cut me off- almost hit me actually- but I was very satisfied to see the same ricer stuck in a traffic jam. I turned around (on top of my bike) sat on the handle-bars and started pedaling backwards whilst holding two middle fingers up...I regret that decision, as I ended up hitting a police cruiser shortly after -while attempting to turn around and ride the bike the way it's supposed to.

$15 fine issued on the spot.

 

[Bopop4]

^
For only 15 bucks? Worth it.

I was playing Forza 4 at my friend's house, and my friend's sister's boyfriend, (Who owns a JDM spec motor swapped WRX.) was over as well.

He kept crashing in the game, (Because notusingthebrakesisbad.) and when he went to tune the car, he had no idea what he was doing.

First he fully locked both diffs, I told him what he was doing wrong and he didn't understand because "The WRX wheel-hops on a launch, so the diff must be locked irl."
I tried to explain how it worked, so he made the diff fully open. -.-

There was more stuff, but it was basically just a total lack of mechanical knowledge, which I was very surprised at considering what's been done to his car.


He wants to go rallying, but I'm seriously worried that he'll stuff it into a tree in short order.

 

[MK1 MR2 lover]

^
For only 15 bucks? Worth it.

I was playing Forza 4 at my friend's house, and my friend's sister's boyfriend, (Who owns a JDM spec motor swapped WRX.) was over as well.

He kept crashing in the game, (Because notusingthebrakesisbad.) and when he went to tune the car, he had no idea what he was doing.

First he fully locked both diffs, I told him what he was doing wrong and he didn't understand because "The WRX wheel-hops on a launch, so the diff must be locked irl."
I tried to explain how it worked, so he made the diff fully open. -.-

There was more stuff, but it was basically just a total lack of mechanical knowledge, which I was very surprised at considering what's been done to his car.

He wants to go rallying, but I'm seriously worried that he'll stuff it into a tree in short order.

^ This

Hahaha oh god if this guy ever actually rallys his car there's a good chance he might be better than Ken Block! But seriously I hate it when guys have no clue about how their own 🤬 car works...

And that cycling story is hilarious hahaha mostly because I did something similar except I wasn't as nimble as spider man on his bike over here 👍

 

[Team THRT Drift]

I was freaking out because I didnt have any money on me . I found a 20 dollar bill in my bag though, so everything was fine.. I'll tell you guys more stories later

 

[Ls2BluGoat]

I just don't understand why people put dumb stickers and wheels that went out of style 7 years ago on their cars!

You know what I've never understood? The whole sticker "sticker bombing" thing people do to their Mad Tyte hellaflush (more like hella rediculous) JDM yo cars.

 

[Luminis]

You know what I've never understood? The whole sticker "sticker bombing" thing people do to their Mad Tyte hellaflush (more like hella rediculous) JDM yo cars.

A friend of mine owns an Audi A1. WEll, he technically doesn't even own it, he's leasing it. Now, the car got an ECU upgrade and new rims - and he sticker bombed the rear window with about a dozen silly stickers. So, it doesn't even need to be a JDM car or Hellaflush to have those silly "flip 'em the bird" smiley stickers on it...

 

[MisterWhiskers]

Major thread killer; no offence, mate.

Anyway, was biking today (cycling) and a RICER cut me off- almost hit me actually- but I was very satisfied to see the same ricer stuck in a traffic jam. I turned around (on top of my bike) sat on the handle-bars and started pedaling backwards whilst holding two middle fingers up...I regret that decision, as I ended up hitting a police cruiser shortly after -while attempting to turn around and ride the bike the way it's supposed to.

$15 fine issued on the spot.

 

[MisterWhiskers]

You know what I've never understood? The whole sticker "sticker bombing" thing people do to their Mad Tyte hellaflush (more like hella rediculous) JDM yo cars.

It looks like someone just threw up Skittles on it. People have quite interesting tastes...

 

[Team THRT Drift]

Today, I was the ricer, well, more of a duche.... I have a van here and I decided to listen to some music. I linked my phone with the car's radio and put my tracks on random. The first song was Dont Worry Be Happy by Bobby McFerrin. The next song was Pretty Fly (For a White Guy) by The Offspring. Im telling you, I put that song on full blast, you could hear me coming from a mile away. I was singing along to it the whole time.. flipping RICERs off, driving with my left hand on the steering wheel, in the duche position; halfway through the song, I said "What am I doing!?" So I turned the music down, picked up my GF and went to the beach.

"Give it to me baby!"

"AHA! AHA!"

Honda Civic comes towards me but oncoming traffic is moving very slowly. Perfect opportunity...

"Give it to me baby!"

"RICER! RICER!" (Point at his crappy Civic and Flip him off!)

Drive away.

I know, I'm stupid like that.

 

[MK1 MR2 lover]

Honda Civic comes towards me but oncoming traffic is moving very slowly. Perfect opportunity...

"Give it to me baby!"

"RICER! RICER!" (Point at his crappy Civic and Flip him off!)

Drive away.

I know, I'm stupid like that.

Haha that's really funny, albeit you were really asking for trouble

 

[Slash]

Man you got lucky with that $20 bill, wonder what they would have done if you didn't have it. I never have any money lol

 

[Team THRT Drift]

Man you got lucky with that $20 bill, wonder what they would have done if you didn't have it. I never have any money lol

Indeed, I ponder what might have become of me... Lol, Im glad.

@MK1 MR2 Lover, yeah that's what I do when Im bored. RICERs "hunt" for Camaros and Mustangs, while as I hunt for RICERs.... in my van, LOL.

 

[VspecZR1GT2RS89]

Major thread killer; no offence, mate.

Anyway, was biking today (cycling) and a RICER cut me off- almost hit me actually- but I was very satisfied to see the same ricer stuck in a traffic jam. I turned around (on top of my bike) sat on the handle-bars and started pedaling backwards whilst holding two middle fingers up...I regret that decision, as I ended up hitting a police cruiser shortly after -while attempting to turn around and ride the bike the way it's supposed to.

$15 fine issued on the spot.

👍

That's was a good one . But I would've freaked out too if I didn't have any money to pay for the fine myself . And that ricer should be fined too for almost hitting a cyclist, that was dangerous and stupid what he did there.

^
For only 15 bucks? Worth it.

I was playing Forza 4 at my friend's house, and my friend's sister's boyfriend, (Who owns a JDM spec motor swapped WRX.) was over as well.

He kept crashing in the game, (Because notusingthebrakesisbad.) and when he went to tune the car, he had no idea what he was doing.

First he fully locked both diffs, I told him what he was doing wrong and he didn't understand because "The WRX wheel-hops on a launch, so the diff must be locked irl."
I tried to explain how it worked, so he made the diff fully open. -.-

There was more stuff, but it was basically just a total lack of mechanical knowledge, which I was very surprised at considering what's been done to his car.

He wants to go rallying, but I'm seriously worried that he'll stuff it into a tree in short order.

👍

This is hilarious, I'm wondering if he's dreaming about a "JDM WRX EJ20" from reading this post.

And even though it's a simulator, you can learn about tuning from GT and FM. Just like the real world, you gotta keep trying to find a tune that works for you and/or anyone else. He needs to see some of the tuners on Forza as well Gran Turismo sites .

So I hope the next Ken Block got to read more about tuning in books/magazines and playing more GT/FM/other sims before rallying.

I hope the car is okay though .

You know what I've never understood? The whole sticker "sticker bombing" thing people do to their Mad Tyte hellaflush (more like hella rediculous) JDM yo cars.

I know right? I have seen many unique and nice stance cars without the sticker bombing crap, I also see some slammed cars with sweet artwork on them and no "JDM az 🤬 stickers all over the car.

It's just the wannabes "JDM tyte y0000!!!" morons who do this and the cars are just 🤬 anyway. Just more ricers and trend following retards who think they are in NFS or The Fast and Furious.

 

[ITCC_Andrew]

I own an Impreza with the EJ25, and I've never heard of a JDM spec WRX motor; that is, unless it's been restricted to meet the Japanese government's horsepower limit of 276 hp. What? Bopop, what was your friend thinking "right, I'll take out this motor, and put the same one back in, after shipping it from Japan. That's a great idea."

 

[VspecZR1GT2RS89]

I own an Impreza with the EJ25, and I've never heard of a JDM spec WRX motor; that is, unless it's been restricted to meet the Japanese government's horsepower limit of 276 hp. What? Bopop, what was your friend thinking "right, I'll take out this motor, and put the same one back in, after shipping it from Japan. That's a great idea."

I know right:rollseye:? The GDB-1 aka "bugeye" Impreza WRXs come with a US version of the EJ20 turbocharged, so why not save the money by doing that instead of importing a engine? I know some people have imported JDM spec WRX engines on their GC8s, but that's was along time ago, even now a very few still do it, but not as much. Correct me if I'm wrong.


That's why I don't believe Bopop's buddy, no offense though.

 

[ITCC_Andrew]

I know right:rollseye:? The GDB-1 aka "bugeye" Impreza WRXs come with a US version of the EJ20 turbocharged,

Well, I've got the 2005 GG 2.5RS, so I'm decently happy with my own motor, (even though it's not the WRX,) but, wouldn't the normal idea be to get the EJ25 out of an STi, if you were willing to actually spend the money to swap a motor? I fail to see the logic behind wanting an EJ20 that's limited to below 276 by the "JDM government."

And, yes, the JDM government part is a reasonable thing to include; cars sold in Japan are JDM, and everyone one of those cars comes from the factory, governed (limited) to 276 hp. I feel okay to use a pun.

 

[ND4SPD]

You realize no car's were actually restricted or governed to 276hp in Japan right? That was just a Japanese gentleman's agreement between manufactures to prevent an all out hp war back in the 90's I believe. I think there was a topic about it on this forum once. It was like the 60's muscle car wars when many car's were advertised as having x amount of horsepower when in real life they were making much more. Which explains why many Japanese sports car's were claimed to be making 276hp but were making much more on the dyno bone stock.

Good example are RB26 powered GTR's. You'll find that stock one's dyno at 320ish hp.

 

[MK1 MR2 lover]

I just talked to a kid (probably like 9-112ish) on omegle just now...yes I go on omegle haha.

*you are both interested in cars*

Me - hey
Kid - hi
Kid- my dad has lamberginy
Me - *Lamborghini first of all. But really? That's pretty impressive if he does.
Kid - ya its like the 1s on the nurbgreen ring. It has a big fin like the race cars and 3000hp!!!1!
Me - oh really? That's interesting, when did you go to Germany?
Kid - y wud I go to germny? We went to a lemons race and saw them.
Me - lemons?
Kid - ya dnt you no anything about racing all the lamberghinys are lemons cars. Duh
Me- oh, le mans, I get it.
Kid - no it lemons ideit *disconnects*


Hahaha this made me laugh for five minutes straight

 

[MisterWhiskers]

I just talked to a kid (probably like 9-112ish) on omegle just now...yes I go on omegle haha.

*you are both interested in cars*

Me - hey
Kid - hi
Kid- my dad has lamberginy
Me - *Lamborghini first of all. But really? That's pretty impressive if he does.
Kid - ya its like the 1s on the nurbgreen ring. It has a big fin like the race cars and 3000hp!!!1!
Me - oh really? That's interesting, when did you go to Germany?
Kid - y wud I go to germny? We went to a lemons race and saw them.
Me - lemons?
Kid - ya dnt you no anything about racing all the lamberghinys are lemons cars. Duh
Me- oh, le mans, I get it.
Kid - no it lemons ideit *disconnects*


Hahaha this made me laugh for five minutes straight

That, sir, is a troll.

 

[Slash]

I facepalmed at that coversation.

 

[Antonisbob]

"Give it to me baby!"

"AHA! AHA!"

Honda Civic comes towards me but oncoming traffic is moving very slowly. Perfect opportunity...

"Give it to me baby!"

"RICER! RICER!" (Point at his crappy Civic and Flip him off!)

Drive away.

I know, I'm stupid like that.

Oh man, haha. That's something I'd totally do. Love it. 👍

 

[Team THRT Drift]

Oh man, haha. That's something I'd totally do. Love it. 👍

Haha, I got tonnes more, mate.

 

[VspecZR1GT2RS89]

I just talked to a kid (probably like 9-112ish) on omegle just now...yes I go on omegle haha.

*you are both interested in cars*

Me - hey
Kid - hi
Kid- my dad has lamberginy
Me - *Lamborghini first of all. But really? That's pretty impressive if he does.
Kid - ya its like the 1s on the nurbgreen ring. It has a big fin like the race cars and 3000hp!!!1!
Me - oh really? That's interesting, when did you go to Germany?
Kid - y wud I go to germny? We went to a lemons race and saw them.
Me - lemons?
Kid - ya dnt you no anything about racing all the lamberghinys are lemons cars. Duh
Me- oh, le mans, I get it.
Kid - no it lemons ideit *disconnects*

Hahaha this made me laugh for five minutes straight

Wow.....just wow... 👍

I just did a facepalm when I read that. What did I just read.

 

[ITCC_Andrew]

3000 hp? This kid has played GT5 after the hybrids showed up. The story makes total sense.

It's a shame, no one knows what wings really do. A guy in my neighbourhood has a Civic SI ('07, maybe) with a huge rear wing. And, the front tires are worn beyond belief, the rears are fine. Buddy, rear downforce on an FF.

And, there's a Cavalier... It was obviously built for oval racing (explaining later,) but wwas obviously a huge mistake. The camber (yes visible camber) was incorrect, and only the right sides of all four tires were worn. The brakes they weren't in any condition.

But, the guy had Volk racing rims, and Toyo Proxes... With garbage brakes and poor, improper alignment.

I walked past it every day, on my way to-and-from school. It was on sale for two full years. As I understand it, the owner sold it to the guy across the street, and the previous owner had to push the car across the street. I have no idea what happened, but, I bet it was the previous owner trying to get the car out of his driveway.

 

[Team THRT Drift]

" Dude you know you got a wing on the back of Front-wheel drive car?

Yeah! It's for traction dumb***!"
-Mike Merryfield

Had a guy challenge my Ford Windstar in a Lada Niva. It was the highlight of my day... I still laugh everytime I think about it... he was so serious too...

 

[ITCC_Andrew]

You saw a Lada Niva in GTA? Holy, that's awesome.

Where'd you see it? I don't condone street racing, but... The Russian car is epic.