Funny things RICErs say (radically immature car enthusiasts)

MrMelancholy15
You saw a Lada Niva in GTA? Holy, that's awesome.

Where'd you see it? I don't condone street racing, but... The Russian car is epic.
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No no.. im not in GTA. Im in Latin America. There are tonnes of those here

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I was back home on a long weekend (back in GTA) and my mates invite me to a car meet. A day before that, my girlfriend and I were visiting friends and family; she left a couple of bottles of water in the car.... you can see where this is going...

On my way to a car meet, I took a hard right towards the lot and a waterbottle slipped under my brake pedal. Now, I will admit, I was coming in too hot, and when my brakes wouldnt work (I couldnt reach down to remove the bottle) I yanked that handbrake up.

After the smoke settled, and I had thoroughly wet my pants, a RICEr goes "Aw, did the Lil Pony wipeout?"

To which I replied with "At least my handbrake works, riceburner". It shut him up.

So yeah... not a good experience.
 
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Team THRT Drift
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No no.. im not in GTA. Im in Latin America. There are tonnes of those here

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I was back home on a long weekend (back in GTA) and my mates invite me to a car meet. A day before that, my girlfriend and I were visiting friends and family; she left a couple of bottles of water in the car.... you can see where this is going...

On my way to a car meet, I took a hard right towards the lot and a waterbottle slipped under my brake pedal. Now, I will admit, I was coming in too hot, and when my brakes wouldnt work (I couldnt reach down to remove the bottle) I yanked that handbrake up.

After the smoke settled, and I had thoroughly wet my pants, a RICEr goes "Aw, did the Lil Pony wipeout?"

To which I replied with "At least my handbrake works, riceburner". It shut him up.

So yeah... not a good experience.
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Aww sheet! :/
 
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Unless I'm talking to another Subaru (a few exceptions :/) owner I get the "That doesnt have a turbo though" Or "those don't come stock turbo'd" they always feel like they are informing me of something to. In reference to my wagon, which is fine with me but you would think they would know the sound of a turbo when they hear it.

The legacy gets misidentified all the time, heard Camry/Lexus a lot and the occasional "whoa what is that thing? Looks like a super car" people are fun.
 
WrxScooby
Unless I'm talking to another Subaru (a few exceptions :/) owner I get the "That doesnt have a turbo though" Or "those don't come stock turbo'd" they always feel like they are informing me of something to. In reference to my wagon, which is fine with me but you would think they would know the sound of a turbo when they hear it.

The legacy gets misidentified all the time, heard Camry/Lexus a lot and the occasional "whoa what is that thing? Looks like a super car" people are fun.
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A wagon....? O.O :lol:
 
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VspecZR1GT2RS89
Those videos made me ROFL!!! Great finds MK1. :lol:👍

These ricers are what I call, idiots. I mean, converting a 3KGT VR-4 to front wheel and so called "rotary genius" on RX-7s wtf?!? :facepalm:

Guys, look at some of these videos.
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That guy with the Mustang was a freaking IDIOT. And that poor M3. Why would you paint a beautiful M3 in that horrible color?
 
CallmeDan
That guy with the Mustang was a freaking IDIOT. And that poor M3. Why would you paint a beautiful M3 in that horrible color?
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Yeah, I really liked his Special edition turbo rotary GT-R. But I actually think that's a stock M-3 color scheme that got made ****** by the camera because I've seen one around my city that's some shade of gloss sky blue. If I can recall correctly, it was a factory color briefly. I'll look it up and post what I find here.

Yup, it was called Laguna Seca Blue.

http://www.carpictures.com/vehicle/01AJC330221071/BMW-M3-Convertible-laguna-seca-blue-2001

I actually remember this in an old NFS...ring any bells?
 
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CallmeDan
I think everyone has done that at one point in GTA IV (or other games).
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Same here. I love doing burnouts on GTA and Midnight Club, especially on the GTA games! As long no ped gets in the way or a cop driving and eating donuts, then we're cool. If not, there will be a ped/road rage or a pursuit coming up. :lol:


I just looked up the video and when I was watching it, I thought about seeing what's everyone's opinion about this wild and crazy good burnout. I think it's cool JMO.
 
VspecZR1GT2RS89
Same here. I love doing burnouts on GTA and Midnight Club, especially on the GTA games! As long no ped gets in the way or a cop driving and eating donuts, then we're cool. If not, there will be a ped/road rage or a pursuit coming up. :lol:

I just looked up the video and when I was watching it, I thought about seeing what's everyone's opinion about this wild and crazy good burnout. I think it's cool JMO.
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It is, to a certain point... if you think of things like mechanical damage caused by that stunt, like me, you lose interest and foul mouth the driver.... that's why I stopped going to car meets, and consequently, why I have no more funny stories. It's idiots like this that ruin it for me.
 
Something that made my day... (Last weekend) Although it's not really something that these ricers said, but more like do. My friends and I were eating at Chipotle before going out to the movies, when these teenagers turned up in a riced out Mitsubishi Lancer GTS and a Mazda 3 with a giant (STI-esque) rear wing and weird "custom" badging. They sat at the table behind us as we finished up and started to leave. As we were getting into our cars and my friend started up his Nissan 240SX coupe with a Silvia front end conversion, they all jumped up and started staring at us. Some of them ran over to the window with expressions of pure surprise. My friends and I were laughing the whole time at their expressions as we were driving away. :lol:
 
Team THRT Drift
It is, to a certain point... if you think of things like mechanical damage caused by that stunt, like me, you lose interest and foul mouth the driver.... that's why I stopped going to car meets, and consequently, why I have no more funny stories. It's idiots like this that ruin it for me.
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Which is true. It was cool, until the guy blew the tire into nothing and STILL doing it until the wheels looked like it was a piece of crumpled metal, I don't want to know what happened to the rear axle and drivetrain after this. :scared:

The Ramcharger could've been good for something like a off-roader, monster truck, drag truck for 1/4 to 1 mile drag racing, a restore project, heck, even a daily driver after fixing it up. So many ideas for it, but if they don't look into the problems that the truck could have after this stunt, it could be a problem for whoever owns it.

And I don't blame you dude about not trolling stupid ricers, I would stop after dealing with too many of them.

There's always a idiot doing something and thinks that it is "cool" and not knowing what he's doing or the consequences if he messes up. And you either show or tell him about it, the dumb:censored: calls you a hater, something stupid or get out of hand instead of listening. :facepalm: People like that make me so mad sometimes.

But, I'll be on the prowl with more YouTube videos of retarded (no offense) morons and their "logic" later. :lol:
 
VspecZR1GT2RS89
Which is true. It was cool, until the guy blew the tire into nothing and STILL doing it until the wheels looked like it was a piece of crumpled metal, I don't want to know what happened to the rear axle and drivetrain after this. :scared:

The Ramcharger could've been good for something like a off-roader, monster truck, drag truck for 1/4 to 1 mile drag racing, a restore project, heck, even a daily driver after fixing it up. So many ideas for it, but if they don't look into the problems that the truck could have after this stunt, it could be a problem for whoever owns it.

And I don't blame you dude about not trolling stupid ricers, I would stop after dealing with too many of them.

There's always a idiot doing something and thinks that it is "cool" and not knowing what he's doing or the consequences if he messes up. And you either show or tell him about it, the dumb:censored: calls you a hater, something stupid or get out of hand instead of listening. :facepalm: People like that make me so mad sometimes.

But, I'll be on the prowl with more YouTube videos of retarded (no offense) morons and their "logic" later. :lol:
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Yeah.... I'm going on a 'tour' in Canada with my ‘Drag Stags' (what we call ourselves :lol:) so I'll definitely have some stories.... and yeah... RICEr vids are always funny.

One vid, was a RICEr sabotage deployer system, or something along those lines... basically, these guys fitted a tennis ball under the rear window wiper. They spot a RICE'r (low to the ground as hell) and ‘deploy' they're tennis ball.

Here's a vid...


THERES A GOOD CHAP...


I found the Anti Rice Vid!

 
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Team THRT Drift
Yeah.... I'm going on a 'tour' in Canada with my ‘Drag Stags' (what we call ourselves :lol:) so I'll definitely have some stories.... and yeah... RICEr vids are always funny.

One vid, was a RICEr sabotage deployer system, or something along those lines... basically, these guys fitted a tennis ball under the rear window wiper. They spot a RICE'r (low to the ground as hell) and ‘deploy' they're tennis ball.

Here's a vid...

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v= e4wRWitNHA0 ">YouTube Link</a>
THERES A GOOD CHAP...
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v= HYzQ9TGUebM ">YouTube Link</a>

I found the Anti Rice Vid!

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v= VhJF4-isqdU">YouTube Link</a>
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None of those links work for me.
 
Seen a guy with a Skyline (NOT A GTR) and he'd fitted one single GTR badge. I'd said "how much did you pay for it"

£12,000, when I told him he'd been ripped off; he got mad and said "NO! This thing is a *{>#+{%~+\> sports car!" He then got the logbook out and realised it wasn't a GTR... legacyMACHINE: ruining people's lives since 2008

*side note; he took it back to the guy and bought himself a Mazda MX5 and spent money tuning it. Fail ricer turned into Epic friend :)*
 
This isn't really something a RICEr said, but, I was able to convince someone yesterday that the 7.3L AMG V12 in the Pagani Zonda was actually a Ford truck diesel engine... :indiff:
 
xXKingJoshXx
This isn't really something a RICEr said, but, I was able to convince someone yesterday that the 7.3L AMG V12 in the Pagani Zonda was actually a Ford truck diesel engine... :indiff:
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You sir are a master swindler. Make a great conman.
 
xXKingJoshXx
This isn't really something a RICEr said, but, I was able to convince someone yesterday that the 7.3L AMG V12 in the Pagani Zonda was actually a Ford truck diesel engine... :indiff:
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You know all about when I convinced somebody online that my Chevelle was actually a Ford Grand Torino King Cobra. :lol:
 

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