Funny things RICErs say (radically immature car enthusiasts)

FireEmblem10
This is one that happened recently;

At a local college, taking one of the classes offered, I was asked what car do I drive.

I replied "A 1993 Honda Del Sol Si."

The guys all look like they're gonna hear the biggest ricer story of the year, and they ask what mods have been done to it and what I plan to do.

I reply "It's had the spark plugs changed, the fuel and oil filters replaced, and just general maintenance."

"And what do you plan to do?"

"Replace the rear deck with a wingless one, and fix the left front fender. That's it."

"No bodykits or nothing?"

"Nope. Might get it repainted eventually, but I have no plans of making this a riced-out noisebox."

The expressions on their faces was priceless. Just goes to show you that not all young males have intentions of adding 200lbs of bodykits to a car.
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People in my area like big trucks with lifts, muscle, systems and hate riced out cars lol
 
CallmeDan
And do they have those stupid trucknuts? That would seem appropriate.
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A lot of them drive stock trucks, couple of Jeeps have small lifts but nothing really over the top. Another has small stacks but other than that nothing insane. That's just what they are into. Most are like me haha but I actually know a thing or to about them. Most just talk XD

But no not a single one of us has the ballsack hanging from the hitch XD


One idea tossed around (now this kid is obviously joking and wouldn't ever do this) was that he wanted a 4x4 with a massive lift kit, hang a pair of nuts from the hitch and paint the driveshaft pink so everyone could see it XD


I was like NOOOOOOOO
 
We got a guy with balls hanging on the back of his Toyota Prado with black rims at Uni. Now, an American truck I undrstand, but a Prado?? You have got to be ******** me!

Everyone just draws a gentleman's sausage on it when the car is dusty or dirty.
 
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Glad to see the thread back up and running. These stories are funny :lol:.

Man, having the male genitalia hanging from your truck and even on those stupid lifted cars with 40 inches of bling (which is downright tacky) is telling you they are compensating something. :lol:

I remember seeing a picture of a donk with nuts hanging from either its axle or bumper on the questionable mod threads. That was :yuck::ill:...horrendous. :lol:
 
Hick in Cooking

"Dude, why dont you get a truck? Can that crappy Geo."

"Why do I want a truck? I cant take a truck to Autocross or Track days"

"Yeah you can! A truck can easily go to a track day!"

"Even a jazzed up S-10 or Tacoma would have a tough time keeping up with the 80's 325i I want to get"

"No dude, like an actual fast truck. Like a Cummins or a big diesel. That would easily beat your BMW!"

"...No, it wouldnt. In any way"

"Yeah! It would so blow you away on the straights!"

"It wouldnt handle too well, and I'd probably be able to accelerate sooner out of the corner, which means I could hold my own on the straight. Not to mention the lack of brakes, or dangerous body lean, or fuel consumption"

"Trucks have huge brakes! And I'm pretty sure they would be way faster, even in the turns. And if you want a car which handles well, get a Challenger! My dad has one, it handles real nice!"

"Stock?"

"Yeah!"


I'm not sure which part was more idiotic...
 
hawkeye122
Hick in Cooking

"Dude, why dont you get a truck? Can that crappy Geo."

"Why do I want a truck? I cant take a truck to Autocross or Track days"

"Yeah you can! A truck can easily go to a track day!"

"Even a jazzed up S-10 or Tacoma would have a tough time keeping up with the 80's 325i I want to get"

"No dude, like an actual fast truck. Like a Cummins or a big diesel. That would easily beat your BMW!"

"...No, it wouldnt. In any way"

"Yeah! It would so blow you away on the straights!"

"It wouldnt handle too well, and I'd probably be able to accelerate sooner out of the corner, which means I could hold my own on the straight. Not to mention the lack of brakes, or dangerous body lean, or fuel consumption"

"Trucks have huge brakes! And I'm pretty sure they would be way faster, even in the turns. And if you want a car which handles well, get a Challenger! My dad has one, it handles real nice!"

"Stock?"

"Yeah!"


I'm not sure which part was more idiotic...
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Oh my god why....

Kind of ricer I guess, but a good friend of mine has a Neon and told me he wants to weld his diff.
 
hawkeye122
Hick in Cooking

"Dude, why dont you get a truck? Can that crappy Geo."

"Why do I want a truck? I cant take a truck to Autocross or Track days"

"Yeah you can! A truck can easily go to a track day!"

"Even a jazzed up S-10 or Tacoma would have a tough time keeping up with the 80's 325i I want to get"

"No dude, like an actual fast truck. Like a Cummins or a big diesel. That would easily beat your BMW!"

"...No, it wouldnt. In any way"

"Yeah! It would so blow you away on the straights!"

"It wouldnt handle too well, and I'd probably be able to accelerate sooner out of the corner, which means I could hold my own on the straight. Not to mention the lack of brakes, or dangerous body lean, or fuel consumption"

"Trucks have huge brakes! And I'm pretty sure they would be way faster, even in the turns. And if you want a car which handles well, get a Challenger! My dad has one, it handles real nice!"

"Stock?"

"Yeah!"


I'm not sure which part was more idiotic...
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I would have told him 🤬 diesel haha.
 
I got told today that this kid's S-10's 4 cylinder with open pipes would be louder than my V8 with open pipes, and that it would rape it in a race.


Yeah, ok. I literally pulled a real life "cereal guy" meme.
 
Slashfan
I got told today that this kid's S-10's 4 cylinder with open pipes would be louder than my V8 with open pipes, and that it would rape it in a race.

Yeah, ok. I literally pulled a real life "cereal guy" meme.
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Hahahahaahahaha!!!! Gotta love ricers. Cant live with em, CAN live without em.
 
More flack for driving a Del Sol than you can imagine, but something funny to tell;

Pulled up to this guy in a Golf GTI V at a red light leading to a two-lane on-ramp to the interstate. He looks over, rolls the window down and gives me the finger, saying "Dat JDM is 🤬 as 🤬."

I don't even say a word, just focus on the light, all the while having him berate me and my car. The moment it turned green, I floored it and took off, all 100-some-odd BWAHHHHing horses propelling a red 'blur' - leaving him sitting there for a good half-second until he gunned it.

Behind him was coming a minivan traveling at ~50 MPH or something, which passed him as he was 'just getting started'. Or, something else happened, couldn't quite tell exactly.
 
lvl1dnIghT7un3R
How do I post a vid? I tried putting link then highlighting and clicking the "Youtube" icon, but it didn't work.
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You've got to use the random gibberish only after the "v=" part of the URL in between the YouTube tags.
 
Thanks Slashfan. There we go.
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Later on, the exhaust pipes just get crazy. Some come out of the hood and go above the car, some come out from rear and stick up, it is crazy. They all sound like kazoos. :lol:
Go to 1:45 and watch for about 30 seconds to check out some of those crazy exhaust pipes.
 
Wow guys, I haven't been keeping tabs on this. Haha these are awesome! I was thinking of putting some of those truck nuts on my Mazda mpv minivan to mock some of highschooler truck kids around here :P yay or nay?
 
MK1 MR2 lover
Wow guys, I haven't been keeping tabs on this. Haha these are awesome! I was thinking of putting some of those truck nuts on my Mazda mpv minivan to mock some of highschooler truck kids around here :P yay or nay?
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NAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!! Dont ruin your car.
 
MK1 MR2 lover
Wow guys, I haven't been keeping tabs on this. Haha these are awesome! I was thinking of putting some of those truck nuts on my Mazda mpv minivan to mock some of highschooler truck kids around here :P yay or nay?
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Nay!!! Don't do it dude.
 
No minivan nuts then :( haha jk the thing only has like 7 inches of ground clearance so probably be dragging my balls all over the place...... XD Aaaanny who, I saw an s10 with lambo doors that was only slammed in the rear complemented by a gargantuain shopping cart wing and side pipes. Super aerodynamic I bet.
 
MK1 MR2 lover
No minivan nuts then :( haha jk the thing only has like 7 inches of ground clearance so probably be dragging my balls all over the place...... XD Aaaanny who, I saw an s10 with lambo doors that was only slammed in the rear complemented by a gargantuain shopping cart wing and side pipes. Super aerodynamic I bet.
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The only thing those exterior additions do to the s10 is slow it down. :lol:
 
So what do.you guys think? 454 Blown Big Block Integra ricer or cool?

Anyways, I'm getting tired of the nuts. I see them EVERYWHERE!!! I saw a Civic with Lambo doors... the guy was desperately trying to show off in a gas station. Pretending he couldn't open the door himself because his hands were busy, so he would ask people near him to open it. He even picked up a chick.

My friends and I were watching..

Me: Look at this fa****... with his stupid-a** wheels, and them sh**** doors. Oh, we can't forget that blender on the back now, can we?

Friend #1: Haha. Hey "homie"! How much did that "improvement" of yours cost?

Ricer: 769 Bucks.

Friend #2: Where'd you pull that number out of.... your a**?

*Laughter ensues....

Beautiful girl walks up. Some talking, and she gets in the car with him...

*Laughter soon dies off when she leaves with him. Ricer proceeds to give the finger.

I give props to the man.
 
Team THRT Drift
So what do.you guys think? 454 Blown Big Block Integra ricer or cool?

Anyways, I'm getting tired of the nuts. I see them EVERYWHERE!!! I saw a Civic with Lambo doors... the guy was desperately trying to show off in a gas station. Pretending he couldn't open the door himself because his hands were busy, so he would ask people near him to open it. He even picked up a chick.

My friends and I were watching..

Me: Look at this fa****... with his stupid-a** wheels, and them sh**** doors. Oh, we can't forget that blender on the back now, can we?

Friend #1: Haha. Hey "homie"! How much did that "improvement" of yours cost?

Ricer: 769 Bucks.

Friend #2: Where'd you pull that number out of.... your a**?

*Laughter ensues....

Beautiful girl walks up. Some talking, and she gets in the car with him...

*Laughter soon dies off when she leaves with him. Ricer proceeds to give the finger.

I give props to the man.
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Haha well if its any consolation I don't think she's the sharpest tool in the shed to be getting to a strangers car simply because he has some "sick" doors lol. Side note...... I saw a '14 vette today! :D
 

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