Funny things RICErs say (radically immature car enthusiasts)

xXKingJoshXx
Reading some of the stories in this thread makes me wonder how people get so dumb...
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US driving licenses are issued way too soon (16 or even 15 year old behind a gun on wheels) and obtained way too easily. Add to that youngsters aren't as interested as cars as before though they still have access to cars, whether from their parents or bought by themselves (used cars are dirty cheap there), and you have ricers everywhere.
 
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avens
US driving licenses are issued way too soon (16 or even 15 year old behind a gun on wheels) and obtained way too easily. Add to that youngsters aren't as interested as cars as before though they still have access to cars, whether from their parents or bought by themselves (used cars are dirty cheap there), and you have ricers everywhere.
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I dont think the issue is "Way to soon"- I think the problem is the relatively low amount of drivers training which is required.
 
^Yep. When I turned 15 I got my learners permit. 1 week later I started driver's ed and on that first day I drove home.

They're still interested in cars, but most of them don't know anything about them because they don't try to learn about cars.
 
xXKingJoshXx
Reading some of the stories in this thread makes me wonder how people get so dumb...
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It's called being a teenager. At some point, every teenager - typically from the ages of fifteen or sisxteen up, though I've seen it happen in thirteen year-olds - assumes that he or she knows more about the way the world works than they actually do. Even when they are actually ahead of the curve, they are very rarely as far ahead of it as they think they are. And it is this difference between what they think they know and what they actually know that serves as the fuel for their stupidity. In a typical case, that difference tends to get smaller and smaller as the teenager gets older, leading me to believe that they think that they are adults (and want to be treated as such) when they are not.
 
sumbrownkid
In Florida they need to revoke like half of these licenses. Seriously people do not know how to drive carefully in the wet.
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Seconded. I'm in Sarasota, and it only gets worst. Bradenton/Sarasota area has been ranked as the #1 place to retire in recent years, and Siesta Key beach was #1 beach in the world a year or two ago... We get so many shmucks that can't drive to save their damn lives it's sickening.

People on this site hassled me for having off road lights on my bumper and tail gate of cinder blocks to keep people off my ass. It's needed here.

And the old people are worse than high schoolers that would rather text than steer...
 
mustangGT90210
Seconded. I'm in Sarasota, and it only gets worst. Bradenton/Sarasota area has been ranked as the #1 place to retire in recent years, and Siesta Key beach was #1 beach in the world a year or two ago... We get so many shmucks that can't drive to save their damn lives it's sickening.

People on this site hassled me for having off road lights on my bumper and tail gate of cinder blocks to keep people off my ass. It's needed here.

And the old people are worse than high schoolers that would rather text than steer...
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You don't even have nearly as many lights that I have on my truck and I like in New York...I mean, I got 4 overhead of the cab on the roll bars in the bed, 4 under the front bumper, 2 from the plow/pushbar, and the normal headlights. Then I got the one foglight on the back bumper.
 
phil bell
Now we know why full size pickups are so popular in the US :lol:
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They are fun as hell to mod and it's very very easy to do so haha. Plus I like to be able to see when its snowing really hard out, and when I'm backing out of my driveway at 4 am so I don't hit a tree. That's happen before lol
 
Slashfan
You don't even have nearly as many lights that I have on my truck and I like in New York...I mean, I got 4 overhead of the cab on the roll bars in the bed, 4 under the front bumper, 2 from the plow/pushbar, and the normal headlights. Then I got the one foglight on the back bumper.
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I don't have the funds right now lol plus I try to keep the exterior clean as possible. Still trying to find a stealthy place for HID off road lights behind the grille or something. Gotta replace my rear off road lights due to my gf rear ended me and physically blowing one to pieces
 
A couple of years ago a guy at school had an actual argument with me about whether or not his father's Vauxhall Astra VXR could do 270mph. He claimed him and his father beat a Bugatti Veyron at a Drag Strip. He said that he had done 220mph on the motorway, and at that point I walked away as I couldn't take anymore.
 
adam46
A couple of years ago a guy at school had an actual argument with me about whether or not his father's Vauxhall Astra VXR could do 270mph. He claimed him and his father beat a Bugatti Veyron at a Drag Strip. He said that he had done 220mph on the motorway, and at that point I walked away as I couldn't take anymore.
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A freshman in Uni preached some blasphemy like that before. He claimed his BMW 525i from 1995 could reach 340 km/h.
Now, when you here this, you just can't help messing with this guy. So I proceeded to troll.

I said "Did you take the factory limiter off?"- Easy question, no brainer...

He replied with "Yeah, I put a better exhaust on for better HP". Oh this is going to be good.

"What is your car pulling?" Meaning torque....

"About 900 Horses!" Oh dear God.... he has no idea what he's talking about.

"Any Turbos, or Superchargers?"

"What now?"

"Turbochargers, you know, engine boosters.... low in-take, high in-take"

"Oh you mean NOS... yeah I got that"

*FACEPALM

"What about suspension? I mean surely a car with that much power needs a good setup, right?"

Nervous chuckle... "Yeah, sure, I got this cool kit. It's hot! Just came out"

"Oh yeah, what brand is it, maybe I'll check it out..."

"It's, um, I forgot" Nervous chuckle. "Oh yeah! It's KW" Seems legit... KW Suspensions from Germany.

"What colour are the coils and cylinder?"

"Red and black. They look sick! Got 'em for 100 bucks!"

This guy is rockin' fake suspension.... Tsk tsk tsk. Genuine KW springs are purple and yellow.

"What do you drive?" Asks the ricer desperately trying to change the subject.

"I drive a 1968 Pontiac GTO. Just rebuilt. 428 6.4 Liter V8, K & N Air Filter, Kenne Belle Supercharger, Eibach Springs, Hooker Headers, 5-Speed Tranny and Borla Exhaust System" That's just my wishlist for my Ponty...He ate every word I said....

Gotta love ricers.
 
LOL I love shutting people up like that. I once had a kid try and tell me that his uncles car had a bunch of crazy stuff done to it like that, and I listed the mods I'd done to my engines and he went silent lol.
 
Tomatoes through the grill and it comes out the exhaust so you can put a cup under it and drink it? Wut haha. That and when he says its a Mistubishi and it has a Nissan badge haha.

"It has a Chevy smallblock making 3,000 horsepower"
Pops hood
Sees bone stock OEM Japanese engine haha
 
Efiv12
RICEr (radically IMMATURE car enthusiasts). Inmature is not in the English language.
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I had spelled it that way at first but it looked weird...should've have known. Is there a way to fix the title?

Also, lets try not to get too off topic here guys. Great stories though! The assumption that the e39 m5 cost $20,000 made me laugh, thanks hawkeye!
 
Team THRT Drift
Don't know if anyone posted this yet....

Mike Merryfield- Stupid Ricers (Stand Up Comedy)

http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=Om0IqXOvykY&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DOm0IqXOvykY

Watch this guy, he is hilarious!
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:lol:👍

I liked the part where Mike does the fart can and did we get passed by a weed wacker? :lol:

Oh yeah, I have seen that video of that Veyron driving into the water before. And when I heard that guy say that Lambo, I :lol:.

Excellent stories guys keep it up! 👍

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Look at this.....

http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=5EpKaGPRzBY

Gangtaz Ryders on dem' 50's yo! :lol:
 
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Seeing as this thread has been fruitless for about two days I thought I'd post something just to remind people it's still here. Maybe you guys have some stories similar to this..... I just won $1,330 from a Bowl Game betting pool. I am 🤬 speechless..........
 
Look at this. "Turbo Tom's" whip is a "beast" of a Hyundai..... Ohhhh, I'm scared.... :rolleyes::lol:

http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=6k4ocdz9pgs

Oh yeah, has anyone seen a video on YouTube of two :censored:heads in crappy FF ricers trying to drift in a OPEN parking lot, but they drift REAL close to each other and crash right into each other? Now that's a epic :facepalm: moment right there.

EDIT: I've found it!

http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=pVIilAUjXcc
 
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Have any of you guys visit supercars.net's forums? I have to tell you that some of the idiots on that site can say some outrageous stuff when talking about cars, especially the unique cars (i.e. Caterhams, Ariel Atoms etc.).

I remember one 🤬 saying that Caterhams are so slow and old and need to upgrade and another 🤬 saying these cars should be destroyed :facepalm::lol:. I mean, how dumb does that sound?

The Caterhams may have that "old" look, but they are catering to the tradition of the classic Lotus 7s, but they improve the performance and tech inside these amazing machines and are way more fun to drive. People sometimes on that site's forums.

I like the site because of the news, pictures and the cars that they feature range from all companies that make cars from early 20th Century up to today, including race cars and concepts, even tuners and modified cars! It has alot to offer. There's cool and smart people that talk about the pros and cons about the cars on the forums, good debates and comparisons, but there's always a idiot causing chaos or saying something that's a opinion, not a fact.

But it won't take the 1st place of the morons on YouTube who say dumb stuff and think they know cars and trucks and insult those who know what they are talking about and the dip:censored: get owned every time :lol:.

And here's a video that will leave you laughing or face palming. One wheel burnout! :lol:

http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=qx7tRl5dAiE
 
Team THRT Drift
A freshman in Uni preached some blasphemy like that before. He claimed his BMW 525i from 1995 could reach 340 km/h.
Now, when you here this, you just can't help messing with this guy. So I proceeded to troll.
I said "Did you take the factory limiter off?"- Easy question, no brainer...
He replied with "Yeah, I put a better exhaust on for better HP". Oh this is going to be good.
"What is your car pulling?" Meaning torque....
"About 900 Horses!" Oh dear God.... he has no idea what he's talking about.
"Any Turbos, or Superchargers?"
"What now?"
"Turbochargers, you know, engine boosters.... low in-take, high in-take"
"Oh you mean NOS... yeah I got that"
*FACEPALM
"What about suspension? I mean surely a car with that much power needs a good setup, right?"
Nervous chuckle... "Yeah, sure, I got this cool kit. It's hot! Just came out"
"Oh yeah, what brand is it, maybe I'll check it out..."
"It's, um, I forgot" Nervous chuckle. "Oh yeah! It's KW" Seems legit... KW Suspensions from Germany.
"What colour are the coils and cylinder?"
"Red and black. They look sick! Got 'em for 100 bucks!"
This guy is rockin' fake suspension.... Tsk tsk tsk. Genuine KW springs are purple and yellow.
"What do you drive?" Asks the ricer desperately trying to change the subject.
"I drive a 1968 Pontiac GTO. Just rebuilt. 428 6.4 Liter V8, K & N Air Filter, Kenne Belle Supercharger, Eibach Springs, Hooker Headers, 5-Speed Tranny and Borla Exhaust System" That's just my wishlist for my Ponty...He ate every word I said....
Gotta love ricers.
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I don't want to be on this planet anymore.
 
This is one that happened recently;

At a local college, taking one of the classes offered, I was asked what car do I drive.

I replied "A 1993 Honda Del Sol Si."

The guys all look like they're gonna hear the biggest ricer story of the year, and they ask what mods have been done to it and what I plan to do.

I reply "It's had the spark plugs changed, the fuel and oil filters replaced, and just general maintenance."

"And what do you plan to do?"

"Replace the rear deck with a wingless one, and fix the left front fender. That's it."

"No bodykits or nothing?"

"Nope. Might get it repainted eventually, but I have no plans of making this a riced-out noisebox."

The expressions on their faces was priceless. Just goes to show you that not all young males have intentions of adding 200lbs of bodykits to a car.
 

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