Funny things RICErs say (radically immature car enthusiasts)

Here's a pic of some ae86 from Ireland, maybe it's not rice, but it is a bit stupid when nearly everyone puts the exact same wheels on a car. http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b198/Black_keys/The Corolla Brotherhood/287.jpg

Dude, Watanabe is a classic choice for old school Toyotas, along with Hayashi Street, SSR and Work, to mention a few.

But I kinda understand what you're saying, there are a lot of old school japanese classics rolling with just Watanabes and the usual stuff when there are bunch of other nice wheels to choose from.
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Friday night, I was at a beach. I went swimming.
So, I got wet, and decided not to ride my bike back to the car. Whilst I was walking back, some ricer with red rims on an Integra yelled something out the window at me. :odd: I didn't even understand what the person said.

She (:eek:) just yelled, and then rev'd it... :( Poor Integra.
 
Dude, Watanabe is a classic choice for old school Toyotas, along with Hayashi Street, SSR and Work, to mention a few.

But I kinda understand what you're saying, there are a lot of old school japanese classics rolling with just Watanabes and the usual stuff when there are bunch of other nice wheels to choose from.
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They're not even Watanabes, they're superlites and 99% of these guys don't even know what watanabes are. They're not bad looking, I just think they could at least put some thought into wheel choice here.

I've seen guys take some really nice wheels off Japanese import AE86, like low offset 15" longchamps xr4, wide 14" Watanabes to replace them with 13" superlites.

I had a Japanese AE86 panda levin with 14" watanabes and the guy I sold it to changed the wheels to 13" superlites within a week. I had another one with one off custom 15" 3 piece split rims and they were changed to superlites the day it was sold..
 
Had a guy stop by me in his Audi with the wrong rims (one was 17" on was 19" on left side. Never saw the right) his mate rolled the window down and said "Eh-ah mate, Ford is ****! Haha!" I reply "Eh, in your opinion. But the rally team is epic."

Him:"Naa mate its ****! Hahaha"
Me: "When's your mate getting proper alloys?"
His friend: Ey mate, it's still better than any Ford.
Me: GT40.
Him: yeah. When's that from? The 90s? Pft
Me: that's the GT90. Go do your research.
His friend: says him who thinks Audis are bad
Me: not all Audi's. just yours.
His friend: pfffft.

*pointlessly revs the diesel 2.0*

Me: mhmmmm, sounds suspiciously like a damaged Diesel engine.
His friend: damaged?
Me: yep. Sounds like you've wrecked the transmission and see the smoke? Not your burnout.
His friend: yeah yeah yeah. It's been tuned to run 230 bhp beat that in a modern ford.
Me: the Fiesta R5 has 270, the Focus ST has 250, now, 0-62?
His friend: 4 seconds

I just laughed and witnessed his broken banger "go off the line" in a cloud of ty- sorry, engine smoke.
 
Had a guy stop by me in his Audi with the wrong rims (one was 17" on was 19" on left side. Never saw the right) his mate rolled the window down and said "Eh-ah mate, Ford is ****! Haha!" I reply "Eh, in your opinion. But the rally team is epic."

Him:"Naa mate its ****! Hahaha"
Me: "When's your mate getting proper alloys?"
His friend: Ey mate, it's still better than any Ford.
Me: GT40.
Him: yeah. When's that from? The 90s? Pft
Me: that's the GT90. Go do your research.
His friend: says him who thinks Audis are bad
Me: not all Audi's. just yours.
His friend: pfffft.

*pointlessly revs the diesel 2.0*

Me: mhmmmm, sounds suspiciously like a damaged Diesel engine.
His friend: damaged?
Me: yep. Sounds like you've wrecked the transmission and see the smoke? Not your burnout.
His friend: yeah yeah yeah. It's been tuned to run 230 bhp beat that in a modern ford.
Me: the Fiesta R5 has 270, the Focus ST has 250, now, 0-62?
His friend: 4 seconds

I just laughed and witnessed his broken banger "go off the line" in a cloud of ty- sorry, engine smoke.

I do feel sorry for you having to live in the same place as these morons. I thought the ricers around here were bad but they take the biscuit!
 
Typical actions of a ricer haha, but I've never seen a she.

They're everywhere in Canada. They think it makes them more attractive to the guys... Even my mom talks about changing the rims on her Ralliart... The perfectly good car.

Someone tried to tell me their car had a magnesium exhaust. :lol:

The tip? Or the muffler? Or...?


I think magnesium could be heated to its flashpoint by the emissions... :lol: *Cpt. MacMillan voice* Ka-boom.





On-topic but irrelevant from previous discussion:

I'm glad I'm in Canada. Some other countries, I've heard, will give people flack for their ride height. I want my Impreza to be capable of some slight off-road usage.
 
Had a guy stop by me in his Audi with the wrong rims (one was 17" on was 19" on left side. Never saw the right) his mate rolled the window down and said "Eh-ah mate, Ford is ****! Haha!" I reply "Eh, in your opinion. But the rally team is epic."

*snip*

I just laughed and witnessed his broken banger "go off the line" in a cloud of ty- sorry, engine smoke.

:lol:
Wow, I never in my life have encountered such morons.
 
eight6er
Hahaha were they drunk?

Here's a pic of some ae86 from Ireland, maybe it's not rice, but it is a bit stupid when nearly everyone puts the exact same wheels on a car.

Woah! These guys need to see Wantabes, SSRs, Work Equip series and numerous wheels out there. After seeing the picture I was shocked. I have seen fleets of AEs, but they always had different wheels setups and colors, even if there was two 86 with Equip 01s, they have something standing out from one another.

Just shows you that ricers are dumb and complete sheeps and are obvious. :lol::facepalm:


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aahhahaha

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlDLybhuOH0">YouTube Link</a>

Aaahahahahahahaha!!

Now this guy need that supa-dupa ultra 5.5L quad turbo engine which gives out 1000000000hp and unlimited torque. Word on the streets that it is has some parts by Mugen, SVT, Mazdaspeed and equipped with ///M-Power, Nismo, Ralliart, STI, GM performance and AMG.

And Honda has given the golden VTEC power with a sticker in Japanese to give you dragon power so you can own tha quarter mile @ 0.00001 seconds. Own tha streetz homie and race Brian and Dom plus defeat DK by drifting yo FF car in the mountains homie. :lol:

I would say this to a ricer, but I'll probably bust out laughing when I say this.

ITCC_Andrew
Friday night, I was at a beach. I went swimming.
So, I got wet, and decided not to ride my bike back to the car. Whilst I was walking back, some ricer with red rims on an Integra yelled something out the window at me. :odd: I didn't even understand what the person said.

She (:eek:) just yelled, and then rev'd it... :( Poor Integra.

A she?! WTF?!?! :eek::odd:

Now I'm speechless....

legacyMACHINE
Had a guy stop by me in his Audi with the wrong rims (one was 17" on was 19" on left side. Never saw the right) his mate rolled the window down and said "Eh-ah mate, Ford is ****! Haha!" I reply "Eh, in your opinion. But the rally team is epic."

Him:"Naa mate its ****! Hahaha"
Me: "When's your mate getting proper alloys?"
His friend: Ey mate, it's still better than any Ford.
Me: GT40.
Him: yeah. When's that from? The 90s? Pft
Me: that's the GT90. Go do your research.
His friend: says him who thinks Audis are bad
Me: not all Audi's. just yours.
His friend: pfffft.

*pointlessly revs the diesel 2.0*

Me: mhmmmm, sounds suspiciously like a damaged Diesel engine.
His friend: damaged?
Me: yep. Sounds like you've wrecked the transmission and see the smoke? Not your burnout.
His friend: yeah yeah yeah. It's been tuned to run 230 bhp beat that in a modern ford.
Me: the Fiesta R5 has 270, the Focus ST has 250, now, 0-62?
His friend: 4 seconds

I just laughed and witnessed his broken banger "go off the line" in a cloud of ty- sorry, engine smoke.

Good job owning these retards. I feel sorry for that Audi, probably just a matter of time the transmission will give out on these imbeciles with the engine as well. And a REAL person will restore it again, with newer parts.

Don't they know that doing this 🤬 will be stressful on the car? I mean, they should get brain surgery and get the car checked out and save the car before it explodes on them.

This reminds me of that idiot with that Civic with no wheels, exhaust and broken everything just driving around on YouTube. He even jumps on the car to lower it on another video.
 
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We have lots of those here. I remember a friend of mine who raced a Hyundai genesis coupe using a Honda Cr-v. He claimed that since the Cr-v is powered by a gasoline engine, it should have a lot of power. Yeah right.
 
We have lots of those here. I remember a friend of mine who raced a Hyundai genesis coupe using a Honda Cr-v. He claimed that since the Cr-v is powered by a gasoline engine, it should have a lot of power. Yeah right.

I guess he didn't know the Genesis coupe is ONLY available with petrol engines.:lol:
 
So this isn't quite like the other stories here but that's because I'm 15. My friend and I were on Forza 4 at his house and he challenged me to a race on there. I could pick any track and any car he said, he would beat me with his "Hyped-Up" Veyron. He had riced the exterior, and had got all the updates possible for the engine. Not the tyres or suspension, etc. though.
I decided to pick the Ferrari 333 SP and the Sebring Circuit. He was even if not slightly ahead of me before the braking zone and then proceeded to tuck in behind and attempt to take my line at the same speed. Swearing and allegations of cheating followed. I hate how people seem to think top speed is everything. People at school don't believe that a Formula One car is quicker than a Veyron around a track. I don't get it. Most watch Top Gear, have they not noticed the Veyron is outclassed by Caterham, Ariel and many other offerings for less than half the price with sometimes well under half the power?

It shouldn't bug me but, god it does.
 
So this isn't quite like the other stories here but that's because I'm 15. My friend and I were on Forza 4 at his house and he challenged me to a race on there. I could pick any track and any car he said, he would beat me with his "Hyped-Up" Veyron. He had riced the exterior, and had got all the updates possible for the engine. Not the tyres or suspension, etc. though.
I decided to pick the Ferrari 333 SP and the Sebring Circuit. He was even if not slightly ahead of me before the braking zone and then proceeded to tuck in behind and attempt to take my line at the same speed. Swearing and allegations of cheating followed. I hate how people seem to think top speed is everything. People at school don't believe that a Formula One car is quicker than a Veyron around a track. I don't get it. Most watch Top Gear, have they not noticed the Veyron is outclassed by Caterham, Ariel and many other offerings for less than half the price with sometimes well under half the power?

It shouldn't bug me but, god it does.

I know what you mean. I had similar allegations when I raced my friends on the PS3 back in school.

I was probably the only person who played GT in school too. I remember a couple of others who played it, but only because I recommended it. They sold their copies soon after because they said that the game was really slow and you had to brake for corners whereas in need for speed you didn't have to so it made it automatically better.
Now I like arcade racers as much as the next person but everytime I heard that I wanted to punch them for their stupidity!
 
^ In the news, insurance premiums just went up in Yorkshire. :lol:


I hate it when people try to make their own homemade aero kits, too. I've studied (albeit only lightly) computational fluid dynamics and things. I'm not a pro, but I've got a vague idea...


And, yet, I've seen several cars that have "aero," on local tracks, that just does nothing at all. They forget to angle it downwards by a few degrees, and they don't even shape/curve the metal on the first element of the rear spoilers. :ouch: :banghead:
 
all_in_one25
We have lots of those here. I remember a friend of mine who raced a Hyundai genesis coupe using a Honda Cr-v. He claimed that since the Cr-v is powered by a gasoline engine, it should have a lot of power. Yeah right.

Ummm... Genesis Coupes come with a 2.0L Turbo V6 or a 3.8L V6 NA gasoline/petrol engine. :lol:

And Genesis Coupes and Sedans will own a CR-V instantly, and why would you race a crossover against a sport coupe?

If it was a Durango, Explorer, Escalade, Navigator or a Range Rover yes, since they have power and torque to keep up with a Genesis stock or modified and/or beat one, but a crappy crossover??? :lol: (BTW crossovers are lame anyway)

ITCC_Andrew
Yes, there are female ricers in Canada. They're what I'd rather have, and not the cars they drive. :lol:

Woah, well, that's something else then. I guess they are attractive or hot, but not the car.

But then you can teach them about cars and how they operate and show them the ropes and convert them into real car people. ;)👍

We must convert! :lol:

adam46
So this isn't quite like the other stories here but that's because I'm 15. My friend and I were on Forza 4 at his house and he challenged me to a race on there. I could pick any track and any car he said, he would beat me with his "Hyped-Up" Veyron. He had riced the exterior, and had got all the updates possible for the engine. Not the tyres or suspension, etc. though.
I decided to pick the Ferrari 333 SP and the Sebring Circuit. He was even if not slightly ahead of me before the braking zone and then proceeded to tuck in behind and attempt to take my line at the same speed. Swearing and allegations of cheating followed. I hate how people seem to think top speed is everything. People at school don't believe that a Formula One car is quicker than a Veyron around a track. I don't get it. Most watch Top Gear, have they not noticed the Veyron is outclassed by Caterham, Ariel and many other offerings for less than half the price with sometimes well under half the power?

It shouldn't bug me but, god it does.

He should be playing NFS instead of Forza with that kind of thinking :lol:. It suits him more.

But hearing this is like listening to the horror or funny stories about GT5 and Forza online when idiots use Veyrons or X1 just to win and lack of skills, but it's not about top speed or anything for those cars and get all butthurt about losing to a Impreza or a 911. Don't they know that it was the Ring or Sebring or any technical course? Heck, I've seen people drive and raced a Veyron on tracks and they handled it.

Just remember to SLOW DOWN earlier before the turn! And treat it like a heavy car not a 911, you won't go wrong.

And people think the Veyron is untouchable on anything that's a road, but there's faster cars out there like Skylines, Vipers, Supras, R8s and many more that can reach 1000+hp and own Veyron and are cheaper, with mods!

Top Gear proved it wasn't a good car on a tight course, a Caterham, Atom, RX-7, Elise, Exige and many lightweight monsters will own it on the TGTT or similar tracks even a Agera R or CCXR, in which they can! Why? Because the Koiengsieggs are lightweight.

I'm not bashing the Veyron, I'm impressed what the engineers have done and the science and tech put into the car, but people need to stop hyping it up thinking it can beat anything. Same thong with the X1.

Impressive cars but unfortunately hyped by morons who think it owns.
 
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Back to reality... I remember one of my teachers at my previous school had a Ricerific Lime Green Peugeot 306. It had cheap wannabe-BBS wheels, a large and noisy exhaust and yellow Peugeot slogans/logos on the back window. It was ghastly, and not aided by the (VW sourced) GTI badge on the back.
 
A... Teacher...?

The most RICEr teacher in my school has a green MX5 with gold roof and wheels...
 
Yes, that's the question I asked myself when I first saw it I the staff car park. It was my technology teacher.

He can't ever comment on any students work not being aesthetically appealing. Ever.
 
Having an immature friend that assumes all Fords are stupid and trolls about his golf going the quarter mile in under 9 seconds. He feels the same way about Hondas.
 
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