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Ford Focus ST
V
Honda NSX Type-R
V
Golf "which can do 1/4 mile in sub-9 seconds..."
Which would you take...
Funny things RICErs say (radically immature car enthusiasts)
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Ford Focus ST
V
Honda NSX Type-R
V
Golf "which can do 1/4 mile in sub-9 seconds..."
Which would you take...
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I wouldn't take the Golf, it's a Mk3 and I hate that generation. It looks like an ugly box (to me).His car is a stock, Mk3 Golf and it's not even a GTI. He was just trolling me and a few friends with that one. I would take the NSX. I had another friend trolling about a Dodge Interpid with a big wing on the back saying it was the fastest car in the world.
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Sure if the Intrepid had a big wing, big hood scoop and a set of drag slicks out back then it might just be the fastest but I digress. ( GT2 RM joke)
but I digress. ( GT2 RM joke)
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Sure if the Intrepid had a big wing, big hood scoop and a set of drag slicks out back then it might just be the fastest
Nope, just a wing that adds 500hp apparently.
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It's funny you say 500hp because that's roughly the same power a fully tuned Intrepid on GT2 makes. 
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It's funny you say 500hp because that's roughly the same power a fully tuned Intrepid on GT2 makes.
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Ok, so there is carbon fiber wrap? I saw a video today where these guys were putting carbon fiber wrap onto the hood of their evo. This product is just what a ricer needs.
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Reminds me when I was little and I use to put carbon fiber parts on all of my cars in NFS Underground 2.
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legacyMACHINE
I'll take the NSX any day. And work on the C32B and get some numbers out of it. I can deal with a NA1.5 or NA2 pushing around 500-650hp.
That will take down any Golf.
👍Giygas
A BR-Z powered by a Porsche's Flat-6?!?!
:facepalm:Ummm, do these people know that Subaru builds their own Boxer engines? Porsche and Subaru and Toyota (mostly their older cars like the S800 and today the GT86/FR-S) creates them.
Someone, help me here before I lose my mind from this craziness!
ITCC_Andrew
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I'd crash the NSX, and that's a sin. So, I'd rather crash the ST. It costs less, and no one would miss it much.
Question is, what would I crash into? A really slow Golf that doesn't have a limited slip differential? Anyways, VW-bashing aside, are we going with the "radically immature car enthusiasts" definition of what a ricer is?
If so, a guy at my work likes to brag about how he's got a Hemi. And, he does, and it's cool and all... But it's a flipping Ram.
It's a truck, you idiot! No one cares!He then put the loudest muffler he could find on it, and I can hear it from a kilometer away. Then, one day, the police show up at our factory, (we leave work at 2 AM) and he warns us!
We have the OEM muffler. That's the main reason why you shouldn't change the muffler.So, of course, the guy goes creeping along at like 6 km/h, trying to avoid making noise, and someone gets the good idea of honking...
Flipping brilliant.
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Anyways, VW-bashing aside, are we going with the "radically immature car enthusiasts" definition of what a ricer is?
If so, a guy at my work likes to brag about how he's got a Hemi. And, he does, and it's cool and all... But it's a flipping Ram.
He then put the loudest muffler he could find on it, and I can hear it from a kilometer away. Then, one day, the police show up at our factory, (we leave work at 2 AM) and he warns us!
........
Hahaha. They think they're so cool because its a hemi. Ask them what it means and I doubt they'll have a clue. RICEr
ITCC_Andrew........
So, of course, the guy goes creeping along at like 6 km/h, trying to avoid making noise, and someone gets the good idea of honking...
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ITCC_Andrew
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He does know what it means, actually. He's a good guy, but I can't be bothered about some obnoxious, overweight truck.
If his car were a person, the person would be a 600 lb. and very muscular guy, who would come and steal your food. Because gas consumption.
Oh, and he also brags about having a Challenger SRT-8. When I asked him which colour, he gave me a colour combination that it wasn't sold in. So, I asked for proof. He never got me the proof.
Sage Ages
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Same. Most of my cars looked like this.
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Was talking with my Chem. Proff. today while the rest of the class finished the homework they were supposed to be doing. We were talking about cars, then GT5. I decided to show him my Hennessy Venom GT Spyder Replica. We talked about the car, and how it was based on the Lotus Elise.
“Lotus is French, no?"
“Um, no, it's English."
“Really?! English....? Well.... that's worse."
*gets up picks up bag and laptop and leaves class*
“Lotus is French, no?"
“Um, no, it's English."
“Really?! English....? Well.... that's worse."
*gets up picks up bag and laptop and leaves class*
Dan
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CallmeDanMay I suggest you switch out of that class?
Hahaha! I should.... it's a breeze. I took AP Chem in HS. Got a 4 (borderline 5) on the AP. Now, I'm just chill in' in that class.
I wanted to say (after his ridiculous comment)
“Well, I suppose anything is better than that Alto of yours." Then get up and hear the class cheer me on as I walk out.
I said screw it, and walked out.
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A 4, and you still have to take it in college?
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lvl1dnIghT7un3ROk, so there is carbon fiber wrap? I saw a video today where these guys were putting carbon fiber wrap onto the hood of their evo. This product is just what a ricer needs.
I unfortunately saw a brz with this **** wrapped on the roof. I will post the picture of the note my friend and I left him hahaha its great
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My HS professor said that if I pass the test I can take the class in Uni, and ace every test in the course. It's going to help me in the long run. I basically go ahead of my class by 4 chapters and just chill with the professor there. Now, it seems I won't be doing that anymore with comments like that.
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Hey guys. I've been away for awhile, but I've got a new story. Yesterday morning my sister and were driving down the highway and we hear this buzzing sound. All of a sudden this completly stock except for the huge fart cannon '96-'97 Civic Dx coupe flies by us. I personally think he was doing a ricer flyby at me because I drive an '04 Ep hatch that I've since converted mostly to stock but I still have the Type R emblems and other little tid bits. Anyways the kicker was this guys car was burning oil so bad that when he flew by us of course you could see a trail of blue smoke and the smell got up into my car and stunk the whole cabin of my car up for at least 5 min before I could get the smell out. Despite that though my sister and I had a good laugh.
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Blue smoke man! It's the future of NOS! Flames....? Pshhhh! I got dat smoke, yo! 150 HP for hours at a time!
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legacyMACHINE
Aha! Nice one!
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@THRT: I also took up chemistry back in HS as well (I was home schooled.)
It's a demanding class, but it's kinda fun learning about the different chemicals and elements and easy if you understand it and have a teacher who knows what they are doing (except for ricer teacher.)
Aaaahahahahahahahaha!!!! What a complete moron.
And I bet the blue smoke was hidden NAWZ so when he hits warp speedz yo, he can be unstoppable to anything out there, even the spaceships....
And you got anything planned for the EP3 Civic, like a JDM K24Z swap or work with the current engine?
Bet I can hear him saying "TuRbo NAWZZ at 100000psi homie, I'm sooooo fast!"
@THRT and Legacy: Hahaha! Those are some good ones right there guys, made me crack up👍.
EDIT:
More from the Ricer Files and Johnny Ricer Edition Vol #3......
http://m.youtube.com/?reload=7&rdm=ufvfz7pi#/watch?v=77OEW4g4sa0
http://m.youtube.com/?reload=7&rdm=ufvfz7pi#/watch?v=TjLCJFJ7SrA
http://m.youtube.com/?reload=7&rdm=ufvfz7pi#/watch?v=dFzR9ezphJc&feature=related
http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=HCqdFPokS0Y
It's a demanding class, but it's kinda fun learning about the different chemicals and elements and easy if you understand it and have a teacher who knows what they are doing (except for ricer teacher
.)callmegnarly
Aaaahahahahahahahaha!!!!
What a complete moron. And I bet the blue smoke was hidden NAWZ so when he hits warp speedz yo, he can be unstoppable to anything out there, even the spaceships....
And you got anything planned for the EP3 Civic, like a JDM K24Z swap or work with the current engine?
Bet I can hear him saying "TuRbo NAWZZ at 100000psi homie, I'm sooooo fast!"
@THRT and Legacy: Hahaha! Those are some good ones right there guys, made me crack up
👍.EDIT:
More from the Ricer Files and Johnny Ricer Edition Vol #3......
http://m.youtube.com/?reload=7&rdm=ufvfz7pi#/watch?v=77OEW4g4sa0
http://m.youtube.com/?reload=7&rdm=ufvfz7pi#/watch?v=TjLCJFJ7SrA
http://m.youtube.com/?reload=7&rdm=ufvfz7pi#/watch?v=dFzR9ezphJc&feature=related
http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=HCqdFPokS0Y
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The ones who make videos claiming Hondas or some other small displacement 4 banger, are slower than something with a giant v8. Well Duh it's more than twice the displacement of the honda, we don't need a video to show us which one is faster in a straight line. Are they so afraid of losing, they go around looking for cars with tiny engines to "race"? These guys are true Radically Immature Car Enthusiasts.
