Funny things RICErs say (radically immature car enthusiasts)

[MadMike32]

The V6 fanboys are the ones you have to watch out for


The guys with the V8's don't mess around though.

Even the V8 guys can be idiots sometimes. Like the idiot rich kid at my school who was trying to drift his daddy's 5.0L in the parking lot during school hours. He ended up crashing into my physics teacher's new Focus ST.

 

[RandomCarGuy17]

Even the V8 guys can be idiots sometimes. Like the idiot rich kid at my school who was trying to drift his daddy's 5.0L in the parking lot during school hours. He ended up crashing into my physics teacher's new Focus ST.

WHAT?! That poor Focus.

 

[MadMike32]

WHAT?! That poor Focus.

Happened about a week ago, when it started snowing really heavily here. I almost felt bad for the idiot. My (awesome) physics teacher is a force to be reckoned with (*ba dum tss*) when he's angry. And he keeps that ST meticulously well maintained.

 

[RandomCarGuy17]

Happened about a week ago, when it started snowing really heavily here. I almost felt bad for the idiot. My (awesome) physics teacher is a force to be reckoned with (*ba dum tss*) when he's angry. And he keeps that ST meticulously well maintained.

I would be angry too if it was my Focus. Oh god, and it's worse that he crashed a Mustang into it.

 

[xXKingJoshXx]

10 Signs You Might Be A Ricer

Thanks for that channel! One of the best I've come across on YouTube! 👍

 

[RandomCarGuy17]

Thanks for that channel! One of the best I've come across on YouTube! 👍

No problem, there's a facebook page too. 👍

 

[Team THRT Drift]

A lot of people I went to school just plain don't like imports in general, and the ones that do drive them, beat the snot out of them haha.

My HS was like that also. Back when I had my Goat, my best friend was the only one driving a Honda CRX. 'He was a RICEr' said Team_THRT_Drift in shame and a hint of regret.

One of my earlier stories about him are about his CRX, my Goat, the empty highway, and his 'bolted on' wing. Needless to say, I stopped protecting him at school after that event, and he immediately found a domestic. However, he found a Cavalier, which made things a lot worse.

 

[Slash]

A Cavalier? Ouch

 

[Team THRT Drift]

Hahaha! Yeah..... God, that thing was fugly. Didn't really see it much. The last time I saw it, was under the 40" of a jock's lifted GMC K15 (IIRC). I found the look as an improvement.

 

[Slash]

Trucks are the really big thing here. Everything from S10s to 2WD 1500's to ridiculously lifted 4x4's. Deisels are quite popular but I never cared for them. Most of the guys with trucks are small block trucks, 350's, 305's and 360's etc.

 

[RandomCarGuy17]

One of my earlier stories about him are about his CRX, my Goat, the empty highway, and his 'bolted on' wing. Needless to say, I stopped protecting him at school after that event, and he immediately found a domestic. However, he found a Cavalier, which made things a lot worse.

Yeesshhhh, a Cavalier?! Was it at least a Z24 model?

 

[R5]

Fresh story.

Friend got a 1.4L Skoda (black, black wheels)

So anyway, he changed the rims for some black ones and yesterday we changed the stock air filter for a new one, but the cone DIDNT fit on the... Flat air filter. So yeah, he rested it onto of the plastic covers of the engine, and we decided to go for a drive.

"Wow listen to it" he said, about his exhaust that sounded like a one of your typical RICEd out hatches. He talked about the "Involving gear changes" (more like "Gear changes that made me slam into the headrest of the seat in front) and the "sporty ride" ("dislodged my lungs over the potholes ride") and the comfy seats... I'm 6" 2(ish), the guy in front of me was 5" 3 and my knees were in my face. So it wasn't comfy at all. Plus the seats are quite hard compared to the "luxury" of the 2013 Fiat Panda (or "Pandamobile" as I call it)

Next was the "speed"... Struggling to overtake a tractor. Obviously, he asked me what I think- and because I'm a smart ass I said "Yeah- a fine car for the scrap heap" he then proceeded to call me "Niki" because apparently I have a sarcastic charm like Mr. Lauda. Would call him James Hunt but he doesn't Get lucky

 

[Team THRT Drift]

Yeesshhhh, a Cavalier?! Was it at least a Z24 model?

Nope... bone stock, base model.

 

[Slash]

Struggling to overtake a tractor.

I laughed way too hard at that.

 

[RandomCarGuy17]

Nope... bone stock, base model.

Ouch, that's horrible.

 

[Slash]

My great grandma has a stock base model. Not a nice car lol

 

[RandomCarGuy17]

My aunt had 2 Cavaliers, one was an early 90s coupe and then next one was a 1998 Cavalier Z24 and I kinda liked the Z24, but yeah; she could've choose better.

 

[Team THRT Drift]

My great grandma has a stock base model. Not a nice car lol

No they are not....

Ouch, that's horrible.

The Skoda from @legacyMACHINE's story is a lot better than a Cavalier.

 

[Harry6784]

Fresh story.

Friend got a 1.4L Skoda (black, black wheels)

So anyway, he changed the rims for some black ones and yesterday we changed the stock air filter for a new one, but the cone DIDNT fit on the... Flat air filter. So yeah, he rested it onto of the plastic covers of the engine, and we decided to go for a drive.

"Wow listen to it" he said, about his exhaust that sounded like a one of your typical RICEd out hatches. He talked about the "Involving gear changes" (more like "Gear changes that made me slam into the headrest of the seat in front) and the "sporty ride" ("dislodged my lungs over the potholes ride") and the comfy seats... I'm 6" 2(ish), the guy in front of me was 5" 3 and my knees were in my face. So it wasn't comfy at all. Plus the seats are quite hard compared to the "luxury" of the 2013 Fiat Panda (or "Pandamobile" as I call it)

Next was the "speed"... Struggling to overtake a tractor. Obviously, he asked me what I think- and because I'm a smart ass I said "Yeah- a fine car for the scrap heap" he then proceeded to call me "Niki" because apparently I have a sarcastic charm like Mr. Lauda. Would call him James Hunt but he doesn't Get lucky

You should get him this for Christmas.

 

[White & Nerdy]

No they are not....



The Skoda from @legacyMACHINE's story is a lot better than a Cavalier.

At least the Cavalier has a real engine and not a 1.4 tin can.

 

[Slash]

Oh here we go.

 

[RandomCarGuy17]

The Skoda from @legacyMACHINE's story is a lot better than a Cavalier.

It probably is.

 

[RandomCarGuy17]

*deleted for accidentally hitting the reply button*

 

[Team THRT Drift]

Oh here we go.

Yeah... I can't come up with a comeback without knowing the model. I mean, if it's a Fabia, it has potential. Then again, I don't think they came with 1.4's.

 

[Slash]

I was more or less referring to the fact that it was likely he'd go on a rant about how 🤬 amazing the piece of trash '90s GM engines/cars were (though there were a few exceptions), and how they are automatically better than everything, in every way.



Also, just saw this on StangTV.

LOL

 

[FiftyBelowZero]

I have a friend who has devoted his life to cars. His family owns a BMW. His room is COVERED in Bugatti Veyron posters, and he almost never will shut up about some new car.

He doesn't know what suspension or a chassis is.

So he tells me that I fantasize and that suspension or a chassis don't exist, because he's "never heard of them" and that he's the car genius.

So really he's an excessive car fan with no knowledge of how cars work.

 

[RandomCarGuy17]

I saw that on a facebook page, but I forgot which one.

 

[Slash]

I have a friend who has devoted his life to cars. His family owns a BMW. His room is COVERED in Bugatti Veyron posters, and he almost never will shut up about some new car.

He doesn't know what suspension or a chassis is.

That's...that's brutal lol.


I'd like to see him take an automotive class that was hands on lol.

 

[xXKingJoshXx]

At least the Cavalier has a real engine and not a 1.4 tin can.

 

[Slash]

I was thinking the exact same thing